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Caldarians are UGLY!!!

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Nikko Jiangtibayan
Ghosts That Linger
#21 - 2012-08-24 14:23:27 UTC
It constantly amazes me how many people don't know how to spell the names of the four core races.

Gallente / Gallente
Amarr / Amarr or Amarrian
Caldari / Caldari
Minmatar / Minmatar or Matari

Hello...mate. 

Mizhir: "Brakes are for cowards and they makes the ship heavier."
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#22 - 2012-08-24 14:23:55 UTC
< Look at this face. LOOK AT IT. That's a Caldari. Cool

MinerBumping.com
Jace Errata
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-08-24 14:26:12 UTC
This thread is now about how awesome my face Caldari look.

tweeten

One day they woke me up so I could live forever

It's such a shame the same will never happen to you
Wolf Kruol
Suicide Squad Gamma
#24 - 2012-08-24 14:44:49 UTC
I'm to sexy for my pod... Big smile

“If you're very very stupid? How can you possibly realize you're very very stupid?

You have to be relatively intelligent to realize how stupid you really are!”
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#25 - 2012-08-24 14:45:53 UTC
Abon wrote:
I am the sexehst caldadaridan!

nah , you are just Solid Snake

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Cede Forster
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2012-08-24 15:03:37 UTC
posting in a stealth "i am so pretty" thread?
Hulkrin
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-08-24 15:27:08 UTC
We Caldari are known for being a blunt, efficient, no frills kind of people.

Form follows function, and there is a certain beauty in having a singular focus.

Not that it matters, as asthetics have little or no importance to us.

Achieving our objectives as efficiently as possible is everything.
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-08-24 15:47:11 UTC
Hulkrin wrote:
We Caldari are known for being a blunt, efficient, no frills kind of people.

Form follows function, and there is a certain beauty in having a singular focus.

Not that it matters, as asthetics have little or no importance to us.

Achieving our objectives as efficiently as possible is everything.


but in the end of the day/
A nice glass of tequila with some who doesn't look like Donald trump isn't too bad

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#29 - 2012-08-24 15:51:43 UTC
Its easy to spot the difference, especially if you forgo the portraits and start looking at behavioral patterns:

Amarr:
Arrogant Scientologists and any other religionist with a strong dislike for female flesh being visible in public, that start and end any sentence with "God is great, amen or Allah uh ackbar ala It's a trap"

Caldari:
Donald Trumps, Bil Gates, any legal entity with a positive balance and asset sheet in excess of 1 bil isk or any prostitutes on your local stargate corner. The kind of person who would sell his own mother for a buck.

Gallentians:
Tony Starks, Bruce Waynes, any sexy person who flaunts wealth as personal freedoms and places neo liberalism above profiteering. If Eve had playboy bunnies.. they'd all be Gallente.

Minmatar:
If your name is Denzel, Wesley, if you cannot improve your tan or if you earn minimum wage and you aim guns by tilting them to the one side while busting a rhyme to the sound of garbage playing over some duct tape stereo....

Eve is about Capital ships, WiS, Boobs, PI and Isk!
Arix Sarn
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-08-24 16:02:22 UTC
Caldari are a handsome race.
Sara XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#31 - 2012-08-24 16:02:24 UTC
I'm shocked and offended by this thread. P
Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Gerald Taric
NEO DYNAMICS
#32 - 2012-08-24 16:02:56 UTC
*laughing*

We Caldarians concentrate first on things, which matter: Spaceship issues, loyalty and power. "bedroom eyes" and "pretty looking" are irrelevant.

Lol

Blink

( i think, it's just a matter of taste ... as usually. )
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#33 - 2012-08-24 16:13:38 UTC
Posting in a OP is a racist thread...

...
Toroup
Prometheus Deep Core Mining and Salvage
#34 - 2012-08-24 16:18:28 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
So far... I have seen good Ammarians , with their high class elegance and religions theme zealot clothing and designs.
I have seen stylish Gallantes with their french looking bedroom eyes and executive smart man and woman facial structures.
I have seen the Minimartarians with their STRONG will determined gaze, strong square jaws and complex of raw power and struggle for freedom.

However.... I can't really connect with the Caldarians .. I mean.... they don't even have a theme , they aren't fighting for anything , they are just...well.... there.


For Caldari its just...
THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4
Anyone feeling the same?


You Deteis filth! Sitting in your lap of luxury administrative position, looking down on our entire race, while us Civire are the ones who actually make our empire move. Go throw in your lot with the slaves, or the former slave owner or the Galls (who much like the French will never win a war). We don't need your kind, there are far too many Deteis in the empire. Revolution! REVOLUTION!
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#35 - 2012-08-24 16:18:50 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
So far... I have seen good Ammarians , with their high class elegance and religions theme zealot clothing and designs.
I have seen stylish Gallantes with their french looking bedroom eyes and executive smart man and woman facial structures.
I have seen the Minimartarians with their STRONG will determined gaze, strong square jaws and complex of raw power and struggle for freedom.

However.... I can't really connect with the Caldarians .. I mean.... they don't even have a theme , they aren't fighting for anything , they are just...well.... there.


For Caldari its just...
THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4
Anyone feeling the same?



I'm too sexy for my Kestrel

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#36 - 2012-08-24 16:19:50 UTC
Toroup wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
So far... I have seen good Ammarians , with their high class elegance and religions theme zealot clothing and designs.
I have seen stylish Gallantes with their french looking bedroom eyes and executive smart man and woman facial structures.
I have seen the Minimartarians with their STRONG will determined gaze, strong square jaws and complex of raw power and struggle for freedom.

However.... I can't really connect with the Caldarians .. I mean.... they don't even have a theme , they aren't fighting for anything , they are just...well.... there.


For Caldari its just...
THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4
Anyone feeling the same?


You Deteis filth! Sitting in your lap of luxury administrative position, looking down on our entire race, while us Civire are the ones who actually make our empire move. Go throw in your lot with the slaves, or the former slave owner or the Galls (who much like the French will never win a war). We don't need your kind, there are far too many Deteis in the empire. Revolution! REVOLUTION!



Back to work, citizen!

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#37 - 2012-08-24 16:20:52 UTC
Toroup wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
So far... I have seen good Ammarians , with their high class elegance and religions theme zealot clothing and designs.
I have seen stylish Gallantes with their french looking bedroom eyes and executive smart man and woman facial structures.
I have seen the Minimartarians with their STRONG will determined gaze, strong square jaws and complex of raw power and struggle for freedom.

However.... I can't really connect with the Caldarians .. I mean.... they don't even have a theme , they aren't fighting for anything , they are just...well.... there.


For Caldari its just...
THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoYWdHe4tQ4
Anyone feeling the same?


You Deteis filth! Sitting in your lap of luxury administrative position, looking down on our entire race, while us Civire are the ones who actually make our empire move. Go throw in your lot with the slaves, or the former slave owner or the Galls (who much like the French will never win a war). We don't need your kind, there are far too many Deteis in the empire. Revolution! REVOLUTION!


GET BACK TO YOUR POST!
Or I pull the plug on all your implants and send you back to low sec

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Kopfy
#38 - 2012-08-24 16:22:14 UTC
For the State!
Just kidding all of it is only for me, ME!
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-08-24 16:30:08 UTC  |  Edited by: ctx2007
http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/e/3/zoidberg.jpg calmariBig smile

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Hulkrin
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2012-08-24 16:32:40 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
Hulkrin wrote:
We Caldari are known for being a blunt, efficient, no frills kind of people.

Form follows function, and there is a certain beauty in having a singular focus.

Not that it matters, as asthetics have little or no importance to us.

Achieving our objectives as efficiently as possible is everything.


but in the end of the day/
A nice glass of tequila with some who doesn't look like Donald trump isn't too bad


The catering to our occasional need for sex is the only useful function other races serve.
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