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The Jita Bank | The 1# Virtual Bank Of New Eden

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Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-10-13 19:47:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Prencleeve Grothsmore
The Jita Bank
The Jita Bank is the 1# Virtual Bank in New Eden. We offer outstanding interest rates with 0% risk involved for our clients. Funds are with-drawable from your account at any time you wish by using our automated withdraw & deposit API system. Unlike previous "ponzi" banks, we guarantee to be still handing out funds in the year 2014. Our client base in growing, and it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up.

Founded by Graphite Vestian, the Jita Bank is a service my primarily designed for those who wish to use their current ISK to develop a steady income. The first question any Eve player might ask, is why we are doing this? The team here at The Jita Bank founded the service in away which profits both ourselves and our customers.
We have started up with a capital fund of 4.5 trillion ISK, which reduces the risk for our clients, this ISK will be use to deposit interest into our customers accounts. The funds within a Clients account can be withdraw at any time by accessing the "funds" section of the site. Interest rates are displayed on the home page.


Interest Rates:
Depositing any amount of ISK into your Jita Bank account, will be giving a sizeable weekly interest rate into your account. This interest rate is static and will never change, in the rare case of a rate change, we promise to notify you at least 3 weeks before the change You are under no obligation to use our service for a said period of time, if you feel uncomfortable then your free to withdraw your isk without hassle.

Current Weekly Rate: 5%
Currently Monthly Rate: 20%

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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2011-10-13 19:55:20 UTC
a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme?

sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Prencleeve Grothsmore
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-10-13 19:57:25 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme?

sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this


Absurd? My market team has made sure that these numbers are sustainable.
Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof.

http://adf.ly/3RiOg The Warp Bubble Blog I do things differently.

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#4 - 2011-10-13 20:03:22 UTC
the banks numbers disprove themselves, they are absurd

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2011-10-13 20:04:24 UTC
and as a member of a finance team that actually gets verifiable results, my word is worth a lot more than yours

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2011-10-13 20:05:12 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
the banks numbers disprove themselves, they are absurd



what have I come to, I'm agreeing with a goon...He's right, the numbers are insane. The highest anyone expects on a bond is in the teens unsecured. You are trying to say that you can generate 20% consistently every month. I'd believe it when I see it.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2011-10-13 20:07:18 UTC
i love fleecing pubbies as much as the next man and would love to funnel pubbies your way just for the fun of it but these numbers are so obviously scam numbers that you're gonna get called on it anyway

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.

Botleten
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-13 20:18:24 UTC
Anachronic wrote:
I'd believe it when I see it.


You should send him a bunch of isk and let us know how that works out for ya
Elise DarkStar
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2011-10-13 20:24:21 UTC
How does the standard shill response go again?

"Well, I've deposited x for y weeks, and they've paid out so far. I've only put in what I can afford to lose, and if it ends up being a scam, that's ok because it's just video game money and I play for fun."

I think that's the standard...may have missed an element of two. Hope that helps you get some suckers.
Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2011-10-13 20:34:38 UTC
Botleten wrote:
Anachronic wrote:
I'd believe it when I see it.


You should send him a bunch of isk and let us know how that works out for ya


See it...from far away. With a telescope. Personally I like watching these s***storms develop...
BornToDieAnotherDay
Tarazed Technology
#11 - 2011-10-13 20:36:56 UTC
Do you dream of all the money you'll have if you pull this off?

Which you won't.

Take a note out of Phaser inc.'s book and don't bother with MD. All you'll get here is the obvious truth being pointed out for everyone to see.
Mystri
#12 - 2011-10-13 21:08:16 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:

Why is your website hiding behind a frame? Are you embarassed to be using Weebly? I mean it's not like you could easily throw a free website together in oh... an hour or so using their templates. Real domain is http://thejitabank.weebly.com

Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Unlike previous "ponzi" banks, we guarantee to be still handing out funds in the year 2014. Our client base in growing, and it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up.

"Unlike previous "ponzi" banks". So you don't deny you are operating a Ponzi?

Noticed your corp was only started @ 18:50 today too... "Our client base in growing". What in 2 hours?

"..it is time you secure your place in a growing financial set up". It is indeed a "set up".
Cassina Lemour
Staner Industries
#13 - 2011-10-13 21:55:24 UTC
Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:

Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof.


Logical Fallacy, the Burden of Proof is yours.
Lithalnas
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#14 - 2011-10-14 00:07:48 UTC
I offer myself to the auditors seat on the board of directors. Don't worry I am a trained professional.

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Souris Blanche
Doomheim
#15 - 2011-10-14 03:37:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Souris Blanche
Last month you bought a frieghter character for 1.5bil ISK, then on the 2nd of this month you asked for a 50 mil ISK loan to buy a hulk so you can mine in hisec, and on the 3rd of this month you asked for a 380 mil ISK loan to purchase a freighter to help you transport approximately 70 billion ISK worth of Oxygen Isotopes and resell them for a profit... and now, on the 13th of the month, you are asking people to invest money with your "bank".

According to forum threads, no one loaned you the 50mil, nor the 380 mil, and I highly suggest no one invest any money in your "bank".

Information pulled from the following forum threads
Frieghter Character Purchase: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=103083#post103083

50 Mil ISK Loan Thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=128201#post128201

380 Mil ISK Loan Thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=133584#post133584

Prior to these threads your past posts, only going back to 07.31.2011 (which is a very short history of posting), consist of posts of either no useful content, or posts about you offering KB Hosting/TS Server/Website Hosting services that were scams (http://eve-search.com/thread/1562451-0/page/1#1)


Prencleeve Grothsmore wrote:
Weaselior wrote:
a bank offering absurd interest rates that could not possibly be met except via a ponzi scheme?

sounds good to me, invested the entire goonwaffe wallet in this


Absurd? My market team has made sure that these numbers are sustainable.
Note: Please don't question the credibility of this Bank without proof.


... And, then you have the gall to say we should not question the credibility of this bank without proof? We have the proof that you have a history of scamming, so go ahead and try to give us (on MD) some proof that this isn't a scam. Actually, you have a history of TRYING to scam, and failing miserably... but you keep coming up with new ideas for scams. However, people don't seem to be falling for them.
Raiia
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-10-14 05:20:02 UTC
4.5 TRILLION ISK??????
Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine
In Tea We Trust
#17 - 2011-10-14 05:31:14 UTC
Please try harder.
flakeys
Doomheim
#18 - 2011-10-14 05:57:46 UTC
Bad Bobby wrote:
Please try harder.


You talked to my wife ? Shocked

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Luxi Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-10-14 06:52:15 UTC
Quote:
4.5 trillion ISK

It's clearly hyperbolic statements like that (In all your scams) make people seriously doubt the legitimacy of the offering. At least use reasonable and well calculated numbers. Perhaps also use some pre-thought, and maybe formulate a 'business plan' per se - might actually make some of these work.

Also, if you really do have 4.5 Trillion ISK a wallet screenshot would solve that problem.
Chevalleis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-10-14 07:02:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Chevalleis
Screenshots can be manipulated. I want full API audit.

Also, why does a corporation named The Jita Bank have its HQ in Enderailen?
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