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Halaima MinerBumping IPO - One TRILLION 206 Billion in shares sold

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Theangryhobo
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#81 - 2012-08-20 01:41:24 UTC
Next goal? 1 trillion ISK in shares.

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James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#82 - 2012-08-22 02:18:04 UTC
Theangryhobo wrote:
Next goal? 1 trillion ISK in shares.

An ambitious goal, even for me! Cool

Another big order in.

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Yblarbo Janks
Super Fantastic Flaming Rainbow Ponies
#83 - 2012-08-22 20:44:37 UTC
Rykker Bow wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
Smoke Adian wrote:
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
This will end in investor tears.


Pretty sure not a single investor here is expecting an ISK return. You're essentially paying James for a very entertaining service and receiving your investment back in the form of tears/hilarity.


Bingo, although if i see some money at the end it would be icing on the cake.



I've got a sneaking suspision....

I'm reminded of Mas Cream's 'ipo' last year. I was in that one too and it was full of entertainment as well. And like those who posted above Nerdy, it's not about getting any ISK back because the returns are all in laughs

edit: oh yeah, go get 'em James. Good job so far!



On a whim I had to search "Mas Cream" since he's about to do another fake scam, surprised to see a hit!

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Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#84 - 2012-08-23 01:13:17 UTC
I had to come mine ice in Halaima just for the entertainment value. Popcorn is a hot seller at the stations in that system. Need more quafe to wash it down.
Hazen Koraka
HK Enterprises
#85 - 2012-08-23 12:17:38 UTC
Can't miners just fit a MWD and have it on permanently with approach roid to 0? Or doesn't the barges have enough PG to do this? Just a thought...

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Mizzt Kasinski
Doomheim
#86 - 2012-08-23 16:33:21 UTC
Would like to buy 100 shares
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#87 - 2012-08-23 19:58:04 UTC
Mizzt Kasinski wrote:
Would like to buy 100 shares

Got you covered with the latest update!

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Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#88 - 2012-08-23 20:17:08 UTC
Hazen Koraka wrote:
Can't miners just fit a MWD and have it on permanently with approach roid to 0? Or doesn't the barges have enough PG to do this? Just a thought...


If you want to do that, use the skiff. It only needs to power one strip and it is already much faster than the mack or hulk. 200 m/s unmodified vs mack's 80 m/s or hulk's 70 m/s. And I wouldn't put the asteroid on approach to 0, put it on 'orbit at 1000 m'.
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#89 - 2012-08-25 15:00:08 UTC
Bunch of new investors in this batch. And we got Melody's reserve share, too! Smile

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Dalketh
DRRUSSEL
#90 - 2012-08-25 20:24:06 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
James,

If I feel the urge to bring myself and an alt to either of these systems undergoing pacification, will you need 10m each, or just one payment to cover both.



Wow that is the most obvious case of an Alt trying to make their main look good I have ever seen lol! Pathetic.
Xavier Bandar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#91 - 2012-08-26 12:01:42 UTC
Isk transferred, keep up the good work!
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#92 - 2012-08-26 13:41:53 UTC
Xavier Bandar wrote:
Isk transferred, keep up the good work!

Gotcha covered. Cool

Getting close to that 8 billion mark now! Smile

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Cerebral Wolf
N.A.G.A Too
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#93 - 2012-08-27 21:00:26 UTC
How many shares have you created?... What's the current cap?
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#94 - 2012-08-27 23:03:27 UTC
Cerebral Wolf wrote:
How many shares have you created?... What's the current cap?

There's no cap at the moment...I've tried setting caps a few times in the past, and they would sell out almost instantly. For now, whoever wants to get in on the action can do so. Smile

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Ergzay Stargazer
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#95 - 2012-08-28 00:50:10 UTC
Sent money for 10 shares.
Destiny Cadelanne
Almega Enterprizes
#96 - 2012-08-28 07:44:17 UTC

You mean to tell me someone is in highsec bumping miners out of mining range all day?

Good job James! I'm proud of you. One special kid you are. I can hear you clapping your hands with enjoyment, while you try to bite your ear, while simultaneously: your ship is on a collision course with a miner who ascends your intelligence with each bump.

I'm not a miner myself, but this is hilarious! Yes the miners wear their devil caps when they hop on their computer! How did you know!? Your smart!

I don't know much about you, but you roleplay worse than CVA with those 10,000 word walls of text!


~Guess: the bigger they are, the harder they fall.~

Cheers
- Your Destiny
Destiny Cadelanne
Almega Enterprizes
#97 - 2012-08-28 07:48:45 UTC
CCP wrote:

Rants like this are generally not allowed. I'm locking this thread on grounds that it is a poorly constructed rant and doesn't offer anything useful to the community.

-ISD Dorrim Barstorlode


Well at least CCP knows how much space this guy is wasting.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#98 - 2012-08-28 14:27:42 UTC
Destiny Cadelanne wrote:

your ship is on a collision course with a miner who ascends your intelligence with each bump.


Oh yes, miners are so incredibly intelligent. All those death threats, threats of physical violence & pretending to be CCP employees or have one on speed dial... Indeed, such fine examples of humanity.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#99 - 2012-08-28 14:43:47 UTC
James 315 wrote:
Cerebral Wolf wrote:
How many shares have you created?... What's the current cap?

There's no cap at the moment...I've tried setting caps a few times in the past, and they would sell out almost instantly. For now, whoever wants to get in on the action can do so. Smile

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The return in tears on my initial investment was really good. I may be inclined to purchase say... Another 1000 in the next 2 days.

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Dervinus
LowKey Ops
Shadow Cartel
#100 - 2012-08-28 17:00:34 UTC
Destiny Cadelanne wrote:

You mean to tell me someone is in highsec bumping miners out of mining range all day?

Good job James! I'm proud of you. One special kid you are. I can hear you clapping your hands with enjoyment, while you try to bite your ear, while simultaneously: your ship is on a collision course with a miner who ascends your intelligence with each bump.

I'm not a miner myself, but this is hilarious! Yes the miners wear their devil caps when they hop on their computer! How did you know!? Your smart!

I don't know much about you, but you roleplay worse than CVA with those 10,000 word walls of text!


~Guess: the bigger they are, the harder they fall.~

Cheers
- Your Destiny


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