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*** Can Roleplay Making Me a Sammich

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Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-08-19 09:58:13 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Guard
from http://poeticstanziel.blogspot.ca/2012/08/faction-warfare-shalee-can-roleplay.html

Damn it all. I miss Fweddit and Moar Tears.

The situation down here, it's just sadness stacked upon more sadness.

We took Lamaa tonight. Kourmonen is at 95%. Kamela is at 52%. Sosala is at 40%.

In Kamela local I asked "Where do you Amarr stage out of now? Since you don't seem to give a **** about Kamela?" Some jackass replied "YOLOCOLO did nothing for us." What? My reply "They took Kourmonen, and we couldn't touch Kamela while they were staging out of it. You jackasses can't even hold Kamela for yourselves."

Sadness, heaped upon sadness.

The entire evening, we had only one noteworthy engagement, and it was against Agony. Sigh. The sigh is for the Amarr. The Agony fight was fun. They lost 1.5B in Tech 2 cruisers and such. But that our only real engagement was with folks not at all invested in the Minmatar/Amarr conflict. Yep, sadness, piled high upon sadness.

What the Amarr need again, is for some large group to swoop in to save their asses. Much as Fweddit did. The Amarr now need Goonfwarm. Goon FW Arm. Goonfwarm.

So what do we Minmatar do now? We aren't getting fights. No outlook for getting any good fights. I think we're looking to taking every single system, get our CCP medal (apparently they award medals to any side that can take all the systems; the Caldari did this once.) Then cash out all the LP at T5 warzone control. And then consider other options. So we do have a goal, it's just not a happy goal, because right now, it's looking like something that's going to be too easy to achieve.

Seems all the Amarr have left are roleplaying alliances. And they're too busy hunched over their word processors and thesauruses to worry about things like holding key systems.

And if we do achieve taking every system, what becomes of the plots of all the Amarr roleplaying stories? You know, where they're now our slaves? Please refrain from personal attacks. -Guard
Dan Carter Murray
#2 - 2012-08-19 10:05:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Dan Carter Murray
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
from http://poeticstanziel.blogspot.ca/2012/08/faction-warfare-shalee-can-roleplay.html

Damn it all. I miss Fweddit and Moar Tears.

The situation down here, it's just sadness stacked upon more sadness.

We took Lamaa tonight. Kourmonen is at 95%. Kamela is at 52%. Sosala is at 40%.

In Kamela local I asked "Where do you Amarr stage out of now? Since you don't seem to give a **** about Kamela?" Some jackass replied "YOLOCOLO did nothing for us." What? My reply "They took Kourmonen, and we couldn't touch Kamela while they were staging out of it. You jackasses can't even hold Kamela for yourselves."

Sadness, heaped upon sadness.

The entire evening, we had only one noteworthy engagement, and it was against Agony. Sigh. The sigh is for the Amarr. The Agony fight was fun. They lost 1.5B in Tech 2 cruisers and such. But that our only real engagement was with folks not at all invested in the Minmatar/Amarr conflict. Yep, sadness, piled high upon sadness.

What the Amarr need again, is for some large group to swoop in to save their asses. Much as Fweddit did. The Amarr now need Goonfwarm. Goon FW Arm. Goonfwarm.

So what do we Minmatar do now? We aren't getting fights. No outlook for getting any good fights. I think we're looking to taking every single system, get our CCP medal (apparently they award medals to any side that can take all the systems; the Caldari did this once.) Then cash out all the LP at T5 warzone control. And then consider other options. So we do have a goal, it's just not a happy goal, because right now, it's looking like something that's going to be too easy to achieve.

And if we do achieve taking every system, what becomes of the plots of all the Amarr roleplaying stories? You know, where they're now our slaves? Shalee can write about making me sammiches and giving me foot rubs.



You can always push to have your alliance swap to amarr or ask iron oxide to swap so you can get the "gf" you're looking for.

Bwahahahahhahahahaa j/k that means you and/or iron oxide would have to take a risk and that has about a snowballs chance in hell of happening.

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Niamh Kennedy
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-08-19 10:08:52 UTC
I miss you too Poe Poe /)^ɛ^(\
Dan Carter Murray
#4 - 2012-08-19 10:12:09 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:


What specifically do you miss?

(brownie points for admitting its the kb padding with t1 fit thrashers with garbage behind the steering wheel)

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Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-08-19 10:16:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Poetic Stanziel
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
What specifically do you miss?

(brownie points for admitting its the kb padding with t1 fit thrashers with garbage behind the steering wheel)
I miss the fights.

Considering I was usually primaried (or secondaried) the majority of fights with Fweddit and Moar Tear, barely lasting a minute into any serious engagement, killboard padding is something I'm unfamiliar with.
Dan Carter Murray
#6 - 2012-08-19 10:18:22 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
What specifically do you miss?

(brownie points for admitting its the kb padding with t1 fit thrashers with garbage behind the steering wheel)
I miss the fights.

Considering I was usually primaried (or secondaried) the majority of fights with Fweddit and Moar Tear, barely lasting a minute into any serious engagement, killboard padding is something I'm unfamiliar with.


So are you swapping to amarr or is iron oxide?

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Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-08-19 10:19:08 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
So are you swapping to amarr or is iron oxide?
Or perhaps the remaining Amarr can grow a set of balls and undock.
Salicaz
Verrimus Caelum
#8 - 2012-08-19 10:26:28 UTC
But soon you can say that you won the war! Or the alt army won the war! ....well, a war was won!......I think

Now stfu and earn me isk slaves!
Dan Carter Murray
#9 - 2012-08-19 10:28:11 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
So are you swapping to amarr or is iron oxide?
Or perhaps the remaining Amarr can grow a set of balls and undock.


Figured that'd be your answer.

Amarr probably don't have the numbers to fight against LNA or IO superior number/hull size/ECM/etc. fleets.

Anyway, one of you two should swap sides.

Not an option? there's the door

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-08-19 10:30:47 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
Amarr probably don't have the numbers to fight against LNA or IO superior number/hull size/ECM/etc. fleets.
There were 20 of us in fleet, spread over three systems. There were 30 Amarr sitting docked in Kamela. Yeah, the odds were against them.
Dan Carter Murray
#11 - 2012-08-19 10:32:01 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:


Anyway, one of you two should swap sides.

Not an option? there's the door

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Vordak Kallager
Descendance.
GoonSwarm.
#12 - 2012-08-19 11:15:27 UTC
Dan Carter Murray wrote:
Dan Carter Murray wrote:


Anyway, one of you two should swap sides.

Not an option? there's the door



Why would either of us swap sides? Iron Oxide. is an EUTZ alliance. Late Night Alliance is USTZ. We would theoretically have a small overlap, but it wouldn't give us any "good fights".

Sa souvraya niende misain ye.

Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-08-19 11:32:35 UTC
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the world of lowsec warfare, where both the defeated and now the victor are whining.
Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#14 - 2012-08-19 11:32:49 UTC
Dread Pirate Pete
Doomheim
#15 - 2012-08-19 11:42:42 UTC
Poetic Stanziel wrote:
[quote=Dan Carter Murray]I miss the fights.



So after the medal ceremony we go join the Gallente?








Do we get double medals if both Min&Gal hold all systems? :3
Christine Peeveepeeski
Low Sec Concepts
#16 - 2012-08-19 11:52:37 UTC
I think this is the most ******** FW post I've read so far.

Being in FW I am ashamed of the impression we are giving other areas of EVE, whining while you are winning does not become anyone.

Poetic, I fight, as much as i can when i have the time. While fighting we can not take SOV because the most effective way to take SOV is PVE plex.

So, if we plex we get whined at for not fighting. We fight and we get laughed at for not winning a war.

Just shut up now, your all embarrassing yourselves. Of course amarr are losing, we get that. However to say no one in amarr PVP or give gf's is a joke. There are just so few of us to do it now that good luck finding a fight from your perspective. I on the other hand don't have to travel far for a fight, I just have to make sure I've got an eye on the blob.

Pinky Feldman
Amarrian Vengeance
Ragequit Cancel Sub
#17 - 2012-08-19 12:18:37 UTC
Realistically, the warzone should stay the same and there shouldn't be much change Last I heard, the general Minmatar consensus was that groups like Moar Tears, Fweddit, and Lost Obsession contributed little to the Amarr militia effort.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-08-19 12:29:56 UTC
minnie plex alts blot out the suns

what are we to do?

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Veshta Yoshida
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2012-08-19 12:31:02 UTC
Didn't you get the memo?

The FarmWars™ "expansion" eliminated the need to fight over anything and made it all about perpetual ISK printing. You take everything, then Amarr take everything, then you ...

I'd like to say that CCP dropped the ball, but it would be unfair and probably false as I doubt they even know what the ball looks like when it comes to FW. We lucky few who didn't partake in the Kool-aid offering predicted current status after watching the FanFest announcement .. we tried educating both Kool-aid players and CCP in the months prior to them launching it.

My hands are squeaky clean and my mind is clear .. just enjoying the show. Love to see more and more reaching that "WTF!?!" point, realising what they bought into Smile

/me struts off to polish her e-peen/halo.
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#20 - 2012-08-19 12:56:56 UTC
Sovcursions has landed, please keep your alts arms and legs inside the gravy train at all times.

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