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Another Minmater duck tape joke.
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Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#1 - 2012-08-18 18:26:45 UTC

This is their stance on repair systems.


http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/truth-about-duct-tape.htm

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Big Bossu
Primal Instinct Inc.
The Initiative.
#2 - 2012-08-18 18:28:51 UTC
Is this thread trying to suggest that Minmatar is in any way or form underpowered?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2012-08-18 18:36:11 UTC
Boost minmatar!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#4 - 2012-08-18 18:38:06 UTC
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#5 - 2012-08-18 18:38:24 UTC
It doesn't say thing about the minmater so much as it shows the immortal strength of duck tape.

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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2012-08-18 18:38:52 UTC
Minmatar Repair Systems

5% increase to duct tape adhesive strength per level

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#7 - 2012-08-18 18:55:03 UTC
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape
Sarah Schneider
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-08-18 19:20:13 UTC
DUCT TAPE.

"I'd rather have other players get shot by other players than not interacting with others" -CCP Soundwave
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#9 - 2012-08-18 19:21:25 UTC
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape



Ever heard of ablative armour?, in this case you tape alot of ducks to your ship and any incomming hits the ducks first Big smile
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-08-18 19:24:47 UTC
Rana Ash wrote:
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape



Ever heard of ablative armour?, in this case you tape alot of ducks to your ship and any incomming hits the ducks first Big smile

Oh please, you're such a quack.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Rana Ash
Gradient
Electus Matari
#11 - 2012-08-18 19:29:28 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Rana Ash wrote:
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape



Ever heard of ablative armour?, in this case you tape alot of ducks to your ship and any incomming hits the ducks first Big smile

Oh please, you're such a quack.



Hey it works, the only problem is during Duck season
Maximillian Dragonard
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-08-18 19:45:49 UTC
Sarah Schneider wrote:
DUCT TAPE.


DUCK Tape :)

Wut?!
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#13 - 2012-08-18 19:51:27 UTC
Rana Ash wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Rana Ash wrote:
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape



Ever heard of ablative armour?, in this case you tape alot of ducks to your ship and any incomming hits the ducks first Big smile

Oh please, you're such a quack.



Hey it works, the only problem is during Duck season


Drakes are always in season.

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Riknarr
Midhalla
#14 - 2012-08-18 19:52:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Riknarr
Kult Altol wrote:
It doesn't say thing about the minmater so much as it shows the immortal strength of duck tape.


It was the only thing the 'spiderwolves' wanted to learn from humanity Cool
Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#15 - 2012-08-18 19:55:23 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Boost minmatar!


Nerf duct tape!

Oh wait...

Boost duct tape! As a matter of fact Minmatar should be able to recharge their ABS with duct tape.
Riknarr
Midhalla
#16 - 2012-08-18 19:58:12 UTC
..."Safire cites use of the term "cotton duck tape" in a 1945 advertisement for surplus government property.[18] The Brooklyn Daily Eagle uses the term "duck" in 1902 quotation for "100,000 yards of cotton duck tape" being used to protect the cables of the Brooklyn Bridge."

Well, I've learned something today.
Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#17 - 2012-08-19 07:09:25 UTC
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
It's DUCT Tape not DUCK tape



wrong

http://www.duckbrand.com/

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