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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Traejun DiSanctis
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4341 - 2012-08-17 03:32:04 UTC
"The kid's still got it..."
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
#4342 - 2012-08-17 05:04:25 UTC
Goo- hey, did you steal my jacket?!?!
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4343 - 2012-08-17 06:23:04 UTC
awwww
that was my best bed sheets
you bloody shited all over my sheets you sheethead

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4344 - 2012-08-17 06:38:10 UTC
Why do I think of Vladimir Putin each time I see you? Your boobs are clearly better than hims...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4345 - 2012-08-17 10:40:41 UTC
Good morning. I suppose you'll be confused at how you got here. You see, I took some liberties retrieving your clone after things got a little out of hand last night - of course, you wouldn't remember. Hey, do you have any idea how far blood gushes from the neck when it's sliced open? What? Oh - no reason.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#4346 - 2012-08-17 10:44:30 UTC
Oh Deah....I see it left a imprint....

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4347 - 2012-08-17 10:47:50 UTC
Don't mind me gramps... I just wanted to get out of the basement of that chick Halete... she IS rrreally creepy... *gulps*

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#4348 - 2012-08-17 10:49:12 UTC
You really shouldn't sneak into random people's bedrooms..
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4349 - 2012-08-17 11:01:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Shalua Rui
Ah, oh... hey there bao bay... coming to pick me up? Shocked SO nice of you! Big smile

*grabs Serena and runs*

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4350 - 2012-08-17 11:02:50 UTC
*Gives Chase*

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4351 - 2012-08-17 11:08:12 UTC
Please undo the knots.......I can't feel my hands anymore......
pussnheels
Viziam
#4352 - 2012-08-17 11:59:51 UTC  |  Edited by: pussnheels
terzslave wrote:
Please undo the knots.......I can't feel my hands anymore......

sorry dear i must have misplaced the keys for the handcuffs ,, oohh look i am almost late for work ....ciao ciao

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Adoro
Below the Asteroids Ltd.
#4353 - 2012-08-17 12:07:47 UTC
mom?
Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4354 - 2012-08-17 12:26:09 UTC
When you said that you were packing heat, I wasn't expecting you to spend all night showing me how to calibrate a blaster.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4355 - 2012-08-17 12:38:58 UTC
Oh how sweet, how you doin' neko slave? Want some tuna?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4356 - 2012-08-17 12:41:05 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Oh how sweet, how you doin' neko slave? Want some tuna?


I'ma bite yo face off

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Aracimia Wolfe
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#4357 - 2012-08-17 12:51:23 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
I'ma bite yo face off


Not in the face!

Kill it with Fire!

Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4358 - 2012-08-17 12:58:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Halete
Aracimia Wolfe wrote:
Ivy Romanova wrote:
I'ma bite yo face off


Not in the face!


Oh please, stop being a baby. What did you think 'Minmatar are well hung' meant? I said it explicitly to in a gender neutral way.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Amber Katelo
#4359 - 2012-08-17 21:38:37 UTC
Are those tattoos... or seams?

I shoot first.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4360 - 2012-08-17 22:05:46 UTC
I told you that all that silicone would eventually hurt your back... Beyond a certain size, breasts don't need a brassiere, they need more of an anti-gravity device. But then angular momentum will take the place of gravity to mess with your back.

Stay moderate, girls. If it doesn't fits in a hand, it's a waste for them, and will become a pain for you.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you