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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4321 - 2012-08-15 20:04:08 UTC
Well, if you insist so much that you're a wax figure, I'll use you to experiment with make up. By the way, your ears aren't pierced? Let's gonna fix that with a rusty nail...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
All Natural Ingredients
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#4322 - 2012-08-15 20:49:12 UTC
Oh what a beautiful face.

what did we do last night? I don't remember a thing.

nevermind that i don't want to know, mysteries are fun. and don't struggle so much, the ropes will blemish that beautiful skin of yours.
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4323 - 2012-08-15 21:01:22 UTC
Was the cream you forgot to wash from your face all natural ingredients? Coz it seems to have worked too well in some parts...
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#4324 - 2012-08-15 22:34:27 UTC
Does this Bible make me look fat?

Bring your possibles.
Ila Gant
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#4325 - 2012-08-16 16:52:32 UTC
It just makes you look like you stuffed a Bible down your shirt. Go back to sleep.
Private Pineapple
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4326 - 2012-08-16 16:53:07 UTC
How is this thread still unlocked when the other 'What is the avatar above you..' threads get locked as soon as they start?

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limbus
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4327 - 2012-08-16 17:41:20 UTC
I removed your body while you were sleeping. Now we can be together forever!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4328 - 2012-08-16 19:59:33 UTC
BANG BANG!!

Ooops, sorry, I got a bit carried by my instinct... Room service? Room service? Oh, stop squealing like that, I can't listen to room service with all that noise! Yes, someone shot some dude's balls with a shotgun... twice. Can you send in a medic and a cleaner? There's blood all over the place.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4329 - 2012-08-16 20:06:11 UTC
*peeks around the corner...* Oh no... not again Ish!

You can't keep taking guys back to your room and shoot them in the morning... people will get suspicious, you know? Roll

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4330 - 2012-08-16 20:09:50 UTC
Shalua Rui wrote:
*peeks around the corner...* Oh no... not again Ish!

You can't keep taking guys back to your room and shoot them in the morning... people will get suspicious, you know? Roll


No, no... I don't shoot the guys i take in my bedroom, I NSFW them. I only shoot those who show uninvited. And i use to warn them so they can run. I haven't shot more than four guys this year.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Dennis Gregs
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4331 - 2012-08-16 20:30:27 UTC
"Phew... at least she looks female."
limbus
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4332 - 2012-08-16 20:39:25 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
BANG BANG!!

Ooops, sorry, I got a bit carried by my instinct... Room service? Room service? Oh, stop squealing like that, I can't listen to room service with all that noise! Yes, someone shot some dude's balls with a shotgun... twice. Can you send in a medic and a cleaner? There's blood all over the place.


You seem to have PMS! I'll go buy you some tampons (yes, x-large, I remember) and then we can cuddle?

xoxo
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4333 - 2012-08-16 20:39:52 UTC
Dennis Gregs wrote:
"Phew... at least she looks female."


Yikes... you ok hon? You look like death incarnate... she hit you too?

*sideglance at Ish*

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Qvar Dar'Zanar
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4334 - 2012-08-16 20:57:14 UTC
Uh... This looks like that psychopath girl I met once...
Nikko Jiangtibayan
Ghosts That Linger
#4335 - 2012-08-16 21:31:59 UTC
Qvar Dar'Zanar wrote:
Uh... This looks like that psychopath girl I met once...

"You seem like a reasonable enough fellow. Perhaps you can explain why I appear to be in the navy now."

Hello...mate. 

Mizhir: "Brakes are for cowards and they makes the ship heavier."
Danica Kaliinen
Kronos TEchnologies
#4336 - 2012-08-16 21:43:52 UTC
Would you please stop muttering "Fire in the hole"? And get back to the couch where you belong.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4337 - 2012-08-16 21:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
What? You're leaving because you got to go play mahjong? What's wrong with you Asian dudes? Why you...? Oh wait: who stickied that sign outside of my door!?!?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4338 - 2012-08-16 21:52:26 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai: "Wow, this is almost too good to be true..."

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4339 - 2012-08-16 21:56:03 UTC
...ahm... we already had that red/blue joke...no?

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4340 - 2012-08-17 02:03:11 UTC
huh
I've seen bigger

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