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AQUILA INC - WHPVP corp looking for females

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Messoroz
AQUILA INC
#1 - 2011-10-13 00:38:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Messoroz
Due to the amount of spais being recruited, we are now looking for females!


What is AQUILA INC?
A elite pvp wormhole corp that spends all days roaming around null via wormholes that provide constantly changing regions to roam in.

Why do you want females?
Sausage fests are depressing

Why are you guys so special?
Hide you kids, hide you wife, we be rapin' errbody in null everyday.
We also kicked russian ass with our BFFs http://www.evenews24.com/2011/09/27/worms-armageddon-russian-wormhole-wars-rattle-the-eve-onlines-netherworld/


Requirements

  • You have boobs (in real life)
  • You have a vagina (in real life)
  • You are not fat
  • You are not considered medically and scientifically a male in any shape or form presently and in the past and hopefully not in the future.
  • You have a mic and the ability to use ventrilo and TS3
  • You can at least use a cov ops and drake or cane


Note: We are not demanding pics, just possibly voice verification you are indeed female.

Benefits

  • Free drakes for roaming
  • Free isk from preverts asking for pics you are free to scam like our glorious ceo ROSSLINDEN0
  • Hilarious role playing


DO NOT APPLY IF YOU ARE NOT A FEMALE, FEMALE AVATARS DO NOT COUNT.

To apply contact "Lord Titanus"
Killboard here: http://kb.eveaquila.com

Feel free to hop by our public channel "AQUILA PUBLIC" (without the quotes of course) if you have any questions or concerns
Rengas
AQUILA INC
#2 - 2011-10-13 00:51:31 UTC
I still can't recall how high I was when I clicked the Accept button on your application Mess...
ROSSLINDEN0
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-10-13 01:08:31 UTC
Bump
Samosa
EON Solutions
#4 - 2011-10-13 01:19:28 UTC
Bitches love free Drakes
Marivauder
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2011-10-13 01:20:30 UTC
Messoroz wrote:
Due to the amount of spais being recruited



Screw you
Tohan Remai
Kraken Exploration and Janitorial Services
The Initiative.
#6 - 2011-10-13 01:26:19 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHA... Some of the best spies in this game are ladies... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Please tell me this is a troll...
Sergeant RL3
AQUILA INC
#7 - 2011-10-13 01:29:22 UTC
This is not a troll, we had a corp meeting and decided upon making this thread to reduce the number of spies that were being recruited and to diversify our membership a bit.
Marivauder
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-10-13 01:31:43 UTC
Tohan Remai wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHA... Some of the best spies in this game are ladies... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Please tell me this is a troll...



ohh look, some guy from NCdot is "TRI"ng to troll us
Dark AI
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2011-10-13 01:54:31 UTC
Bump for general hilarity.
Receg
Sleeper Dreams
D E L E T E L O C A L
#10 - 2011-10-13 02:18:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Receg
i might or might not be of the female gender depending on my chances of infiltration into one aquila inc.

Also free bump Cool

Non-sense
Marivauder
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2011-10-13 02:29:16 UTC
Receg wrote:
i might or might not be of the female gender depending on my chances of infiltration into one aquila inc.

Also free bump Cool


its easy to infiltrate them


just join a wh channel, and talk to one of them, gain accustom of their ways like taking the **** out of a certain messorez, and eventually just ask to join..


i did it... dont tell anyone tho
N Power
Treasury Department
Plug N Play
#12 - 2011-10-13 06:53:42 UTC
oh you boys make me laugh sometimes! Lol
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#13 - 2011-10-13 11:42:22 UTC
This thread delivers!

http://www.wormholes.info
ROSSLINDEN0
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-10-13 12:07:08 UTC
The quality of the applicants so far has been outstanding
Captain S04p
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-10-13 15:36:53 UTC
So my avatar isnt good enough? I even have a monocle... and il tape it up so it feels like i dont have a wang.

Wonder why they havent accepted my app yet... sheesh...
Sergeant RL3
AQUILA INC
#16 - 2011-10-13 15:36:55 UTC
Samosa wrote:
Bitches love free Drakes



This is disrespectful towards the female player base of eve and it will not be tolerated, should you continue this our diplomatic relations may have to come to an end.
Anybody There
Doomheim
#17 - 2011-10-13 16:21:16 UTC
Sergeant RL3 wrote:
Samosa wrote:
Bitches love free Drakes



This is disrespectful towards the female player base of eve and it will not be tolerated, should you continue this our diplomatic relations may have to come to an end.


Drake hoes still be hoes yo.
Messoroz
AQUILA INC
#18 - 2011-10-14 00:17:15 UTC
bump
Marivauder
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-10-14 16:37:41 UTC
bump

we are need more female reproductive organs
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
#20 - 2011-10-14 22:41:07 UTC
bump for more vag
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