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The best Bio's competition. 150 mill prize fund 3rd partied

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#41 - 2012-08-15 20:53:20 UTC
Over time, some people have bothered themselves to apreciate my bio as a nice one, so, i enter it here albeit i'm not sure that this thread is about RP, in-character bios.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp RELOADED
CODE.
#42 - 2012-08-15 21:04:34 UTC
I humbly submit my bio.

MinerBumping.com
Elder Ozzian
Perkone
Caldari State
#43 - 2012-08-15 21:08:44 UTC
check my bio. What did i won?

I disagree!
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#44 - 2012-08-15 21:11:52 UTC
Elder Ozzian wrote:
check my bio. What did i won?

Wow... that one is pretty cool. You get my vote...

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Shaera Taam
Khanid Prime Free Irregulars
#45 - 2012-08-15 21:48:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Shaera Taam
here's mine...

"Shaera Taams rules to live by..."

each and every one of those rules has a story behind it, carefully crafted in equal parts tragedy and hilarity!

Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess!
Boss
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#46 - 2012-08-15 22:24:03 UTC
My Bio is the best.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2012-08-15 22:35:15 UTC
x for my bio
Fronkfurter McSheebleton
Horse Feathers
CAStabouts
#48 - 2012-08-15 23:24:37 UTC
Mine probably won't get any votes, but have a look anyway.

thhief ghabmoef
Be4st
The Abusement Park
#49 - 2012-08-16 00:07:08 UTC
I like mine. To be honest though, a friend gave a version of it to me which I modified a little
Kulgaran
THoF
#50 - 2012-08-16 00:32:14 UTC
Some great Bio's so far.


I still need an independent adjudicator to select the winners.Big smile
Raubrey
KBEAR LOGIC
#51 - 2012-08-16 02:43:03 UTC
Milla Lekarariba wrote:
Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio

**** HAPPENS!

Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens.
Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before.
Descartes - I **** there for I am
Feminism - Men are ****
Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - **** is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are ****
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question
New Age - Visualize **** happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this ****


Are you a George Carlin fan perhaps? 
<><><>     Even a broken clock is correct twice a day.    <><><>
Unit757
North Point
#52 - 2012-08-16 03:09:35 UTC
So this is what you do with your time...
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#53 - 2012-08-16 03:24:21 UTC
My Bio by far.

Pack it up, i won.
Jeune
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2012-08-16 08:07:04 UTC
I do like Elder Ozzian's bio. I've not seen anything similar.
pussnheels
Viziam
#55 - 2012-08-16 08:35:07 UTC
Blatantly stole mine from a novel set in a populair Gotjhic SCI FI universe and slightly adapted , thought it fitted this character perfect , so really not that unique or funny

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Garresh
Mackies Raiders
Wild Geese.
#56 - 2012-08-16 08:35:52 UTC
Mine's not too bad if I do say so myself.

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Zofe Stormcaller
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2012-08-18 20:40:38 UTC
If people are submitting bio pages full of quotes I might as well join you.

Backdoor Bandit used to have the best bio but a load of stuff got removed from it :(
Sugar Kyle
Middle Ground
#58 - 2012-08-18 20:54:22 UTC
I enter this contest with my bio.

Member of CSM9 and CSM10.
Marcus Harikari
#59 - 2012-08-18 21:13:58 UTC
[13:50:44] Alios Krividus > and mission runners call us "patient retards that don't know what action is"
[13:51:18] Alios Krividus > we know what action is :) when plagio fills my cargo i feel like I'm watching a Chuck Norris movie

[16:43:55] Geary Hinken > Whoa! I thought it said "Viscous Pyroxeres," but when I hit it with my strip miner it attacked! Then I noticed it said "Vicious Pyroxeres."

[05:00:06] Marcus Harikari > i'm not in a mining corp
[05:00:19] Mercy Fail > you mother is a mining corp
[05:00:25] Mercy Fail > I am in her

[07:15:55] leleon kizine > **** u retreiver go faster!
[07:16:50] Marcus Harikari > traveling in a retriever?
[07:17:15] Evisceralia > you could just contract the retreiver via courier and it'd probably get there faster

for more quotes: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/26208024/eve%20quotes.txt
SaltyandSweet
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#60 - 2012-08-18 21:15:20 UTC
mine, especially the 96ing part.

Im So Baller I Buy Plex Cuz im too lazy to do PVE!