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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-08-15 15:18:28 UTC
Christy D Floyd wrote:
Birthdays are like a#$holes the older they get the more they stink.

I’m not saying she’s old, but when I tried to count the candles on her birthday cake I was driven back by the heat, so one can only imagine.........although I still assert that using a Bidet is the best way to maintain hygeine.

Black Man with Goggles
Grog Drinker
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-08-15 15:59:22 UTC
I will pour my self a strong rye whiskey and think fondly on our past battles.
Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-08-15 16:29:25 UTC
come to amamake and we shall show you the glorious flagpole of amamake in honor of your birthday

I has all the eve inactivity
Velicitia
XS Tech
#24 - 2012-08-15 17:09:13 UTC
IB4TL?

Where is he anyway?

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#25 - 2012-08-16 07:39:10 UTC
Happy Birthday Spank for U!

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#26 - 2012-08-16 10:35:12 UTC
Happy Birthday! I was going to send a few million isk, but have decided to offer you something even better. Send me 1,3, 4, or 5 billion isk and I will send you 25% birthday bonus to what I normally send.

I also suggest we bump this birthday post for a full year, that will be like 365 spanks and then 1 to grow on.

If anyone else has a birthday the above offer will be valid as long as you send me a followup email to inform me of the special deal. If you ask for birthday bonus on small amounts I will block you trolls!

Alternatively if you are poor, we can team up and take on boom boom longtime for that juicy bounty of his.

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.
Dilligafmofo
3WAYFOUNDATIONS
New Miner's Union
#27 - 2012-08-16 11:54:07 UTC
Happy 13th you big old teenager you !!

Give me a call in 5 years and I'll take you out and get you laid
Capt Willard
Section Nine
#28 - 2012-08-16 13:05:48 UTC
A toast to one of the more amusing poasters on here!
Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#29 - 2012-08-16 15:51:35 UTC
Happy B-day, 18 yet? giggity
San Severina
One Point 0
#30 - 2012-08-17 06:55:09 UTC
happy birfdee spankerLol
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-08-19 15:08:24 UTC
Grats for having no friends and thus having the need to make a thread about your birthday
so at least SOMEBODY congratulates you.

(you asked for it :)
(congratulations ! hope it's okay to turn 72)
Bommel McMurdoc
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-08-19 17:06:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Bommel McMurdoc
never really spoke to you before, but I've passed by you a few times in Gallente space during my travels.

Either way, Happy Birthday, Hope it's bountiful and pleasant =D

edit: (forgot the smack) Hey Laserlips! yer momma was a snowblower!
Mag's
Azn Empire
#33 - 2012-08-19 17:35:11 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
It's my birthday. Don't send me your dirty ISK, I don't want it. Send some smacktalk thanks.

Thread Locked,
Sorry I'm late to the party. Hope you had a good one bud. Cool

Sorry no smack came to mind, but here's a your mom.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2012-08-19 17:55:22 UTC
So are you going to tell us how old you are, or are we going to have to cut you open and count the rings?

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#35 - 2012-08-19 18:23:14 UTC
MY DEAR SPANK,
AS A MAJOR EVE PILOT I MUST SPEAK TO YOU WITH CAPITAL LETTERS.
I AM STILL WAITING TO KILL YOUR WORTHLESS NAVY COMET WITH MY 20+ INSTA LOCKER PIRATE GANG IN PLACID.
HAPPY MOTHERF* BIRTHDAY MY SPANKIE.

With love, Reppyk ♥.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#36 - 2012-08-19 20:49:48 UTC
Gas thread, ban OP.

Ni.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#37 - 2012-08-20 11:20:50 UTC
Reppyk wrote:
MY DEAR SPANK,
AS A MAJOR EVE PILOT I MUST SPEAK TO YOU WITH CAPITAL LETTERS.
I AM STILL WAITING TO KILL YOUR WORTHLESS NAVY COMET WITH MY 20+ INSTA LOCKER PIRATE GANG IN PLACID.
HAPPY MOTHERF* BIRTHDAY MY SPANKIE.

With love, Reppyk ♥.


I don't like Oulley thanks Lol I did get caught by dirty instalink nastyfaces in Maut but all they got was a Tristan (and a lg snake pod).

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#38 - 2012-08-20 15:19:04 UTC
Oulley is not fun, but you're welcome in Maut ! I can offer you a safe way. Bear

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
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