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The 420th Token 56
Zera Kerrigan The 420th Token Likes received: 56	#21 - 2012-08-15 11:44:25 UTC If you would understand mine I would easily win.

Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 1,822
Blawrf McTaggart Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 1,822	#22 - 2012-08-15 11:44:39 UTC x mine

Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic 14
Pontifex Rex Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 14	#23 - 2012-08-15 11:52:03 UTC short and simple

Milla Lekarariba

Rattini Tribe

Minmatar Fleet Alliance

Likes received: 31

#24 - 2012-08-15 13:02:11 UTC

Most likely get deleted by Forum Mods but this is my Bio

**** HAPPENS!

Taoism: **** happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "**** happens."
Buddhism: If **** happens, it isn't really ****.
Zen: What is the sound of **** happening?Hinduism: This **** has happened before.
Islam: If **** happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism: If **** happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let **** happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This **** was bound to happen.
Jehova's Witness: knock **** happens.
Trekism: to boldy **** where no-one has **** before.
Descartes - I **** there for I am
Feminism - Men are ****
Vegitarianism - if it happens to ****, don't eat it
QUAKERS - excrement happens (don't swear)
Einstein - **** is relative
Family Gathering - Relatives are ****
Politically Correct - internally processed nutirient-drained biological output happens
Shakespearean - to **** or not to ****, that is the question
New Age - Visualize **** happening
Satanism - sneppah tihs
Atheism: I don't believe this ****

Rui Freelance Mining 30,599
Shalua Rui Rui Freelance Mining Likes received: 30,599	#25 - 2012-08-15 13:07:26 UTC 1 You can have a look if you like... but I doubt it is THAT good. "ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Doomheim 7,094
Yokai Mitsuhide Doomheim Likes received: 7,094	#26 - 2012-08-15 13:19:10 UTC Akirei Scytale wrote: Relevant TEST Video. Funny thing to say since TEST is irrelevant.

Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen 186
Soi Mala Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen Likes received: 186	#27 - 2012-08-15 14:42:15 UTC I'd have to say my mains, but unfortunately it's explicit and i don't want any CCP attention...

Boomer Humor Snuffed Out 2,606
No More Heroes Boomer Humor Snuffed Out Likes received: 2,606	#28 - 2012-08-15 15:01:56 UTC 3 ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote: My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam. I can usually ninja afk a bio and even a smoke in between warps if there's heavy Tidi going on. .

Cable Udan

Mea Culpa.

Shadow Cartel

Likes received: 311

#29 - 2012-08-15 15:19:34 UTC

I think my bio is pretty cool:

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any ISK. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long EVEmon plan. Skills that make me a nightmare for pilots like you. If you let my ship go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will locator agent you, I will find you, and I will pod you."

All 1v1s and ransoms honoured (if offered)

CCP Retirement Home 1,247
CCP Manifest CCP Retirement Home Likes received: 1,247	#30 - 2012-08-15 15:50:30 UTC 1 I feel pretty confident in the first part of mine. ======== o7 _CCP Manifest \| Public Relations and Social Media \| @ccp_manifest_

THoF 0
Kulgaran THoF Likes received: 0	#31 - 2012-08-15 17:46:22 UTC There has to be a lot more Bio's out there that you have seen and made you laugh. Some of the ones posted are pretty damn good. shameless bump to keep on first page

Space Mutiny 1,972
Roll Sizzle Beef Space Mutiny Likes received: 1,972	#32 - 2012-08-15 17:57:05 UTC me

Starside Lost 51
Karen Estarra Starside Lost Likes received: 51	#33 - 2012-08-15 18:04:01 UTC The bio that made me laugh the most was this one: Callista Nueva [IMG]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/ChrisW73/KarensigFinal.jpg[/IMG]

Ginger Barbarella

Likes received: 2,069

#34 - 2012-08-15 18:06:55 UTC

Kulgaran wrote:

As the title says.

Mine would have to be

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Edit. To be honest "No more Heroes" Bio, got me thinking that there has to be more brilliant Bio's out there. So I have decided to donate 150 million to the best Bio competition.

There will be two winners. Best actual Bio, and best seen Bio. If you post the Bio of someone else, that you have seen. you have the chance of winning 50 mill. To enter, all you have to do is post on the Character you want entered, in this thread. To win the "seen" Bio, post that into the thread

The competion Will run until 19/08/12 23:59 GMT

Hopefully somebody from CCP could judge for me? Big smile

The prize fund is already in the hands of a reknowned and respected 3rd party liason

Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios?

"Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." --- Sorlac

THoF 456
malcovas Henderson THoF Likes received: 456	#35 - 2012-08-15 18:16:25 UTC Ginger Barbarella wrote: Honest bios, or crap bios? Useful bios, or 4chan bios? I think he means any Bio o7

Little Brat

Provincia Septim Reborn

Likes received: 35

#36 - 2012-08-15 18:48:23 UTC

Brat, an authoress who knows things. Wrote a book which everybody tells the rector they have not read, and then re-reads it when the doors are locked. In the Caldarei State, a law has been passed compelling booksellers to include a bottle of lotion whenever a book by Brat is sold. Ambition: A publisher who is not afraid of the police. Recreation: Reading her own books. Address: Probably Caldari space. Clubs: Always blackballed.

Our corporate symbol is a blue Egyptian Ankh representing pure eternal life, surrounded by 8 gold stars representing The Eightfold Path on a red background representing sacrifice and committment to the everliving, beloved of Ptah...

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 6
Sivir Iska Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 6	#37 - 2012-08-15 18:56:24 UTC Karen Estarra wrote: The bio that made me laugh the most was this one: Callista Nueva Played.

Ice Fire Warriors 11,726
ShahFluffers Ice Fire Warriors Likes received: 11,726	#38 - 2012-08-15 19:05:56 UTC I nominate my profile! How did you Veterans start?

Little Brat

Provincia Septim Reborn

Likes received: 35

#39 - 2012-08-15 19:29:44 UTC

Here is a good one, from the character fatherjed " Combat your $14.95 Eve Account perfectly strikes your marriage, wrecking it for 1/2 of everything you own."

Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance 103
Miyammato Musashi Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance Likes received: 103	#40 - 2012-08-15 20:00:06 UTC \| Edited by: Miyammato Musashi 1 I think mine could be a contender... ASCII art is original ...and for the 'official' record, that's a #1 Ignignokt's holding up there... as in 'we're #1'... I am a meat popsicle.