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The best Bio's competition. 150 mill prize fund 3rd partied

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Kulgaran
THoF
#1 - 2012-08-15 04:55:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Kulgaran
As the title says.

Mine would have to be

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Edit. To be honest "No more Heroes" Bio, got me thinking that there has to be more brilliant Bio's out there. So I have decided to donate 150 million to the best Bio competition.

There will be two winners. Best actual Bio, and best seen Bio. If you post the Bio of someone else, that you have seen. you have the chance of winning 50 mill. To enter, all you have to do is post on the Character you want entered, in this thread. To win the "seen" Bio, post that into the thread

The competion Will run until 19/08/12 23:59 GMT

Hopefully somebody from CCP could judge for me? Big smile

The prize fund is already in the hands of a reknowned and respected 3rd party liason
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#2 - 2012-08-15 05:35:33 UTC
Mine is, no competition.
Forum Harlot
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-08-15 05:40:21 UTC
Who is this Bio and what's his "in game"?
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2012-08-15 05:49:02 UTC
I've had mine for years which is an inside joke created in AOC pertaining to this guy.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#5 - 2012-08-15 06:07:35 UTC
Nerd quotes

Wrecking shots

Damage Types

Lottery Ads

Well thought out Role-play

ASCII Middle Finger

ASCII Penis

Clearly it's me. Cool

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Kulgaran
THoF
#6 - 2012-08-15 06:13:57 UTC
No More Heroes wrote:
Nerd quotes

Wrecking shots

Damage Types

Lottery Ads

Well thought out Role-play

ASCII Middle Finger

ASCII *****

Clearly it's me. Cool



thats totally awesome along with the rainbow unicorn

+1
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#7 - 2012-08-15 06:19:47 UTC
Best I've read:

"Kever Shigenaga > If you could become your ingame character would you?
Jei'son Bladesmith > My character is a billionaire, flies spaceships, and owns a prostitute, what the **** do you think?

Jei'son Bladesmith > Ladies and Gentlemen......welcome to The Cool Kids Club
Bryan Havoc > Make sure your helmets and tether cords are worn at all times.
Jei'son Bladesmith > I hope you're ready to devote your EVE life to us, because you are now damaged goods
Bryan Havoc > just like my poor battered wife
Bryan Havoc > WHO'S GONNA WANT YOU NOW!!!!!!!!?????????


Bryan Havoc > HAI I R UR LEADORZ
Jei'son Bladesmith > Yup, we're ******.

Seeing EyeDog > whats IRL?
Jei'son Bladesmith > its a scary black hole of suck"

By the orders of PlunderBunny: ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.
Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
Tactical-Retreat
#8 - 2012-08-15 07:28:07 UTC
That guy
Best bio.

Signature Tanking Best Tanking

[Ex-F] CEO - Eve-guides.fr

Ultimate Citadel Guide - 2016 EVE Career Chart
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2012-08-15 07:29:10 UTC
My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Mutant Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-08-15 07:38:30 UTC
Ahh, mine would have to be my own from back when I was a rather new capsuleer.
"2006.11.11 07:49:42 Info CONCORD ran out of doughnuts and they have been grumpy ever since. This is GM Eldini and I'll be filling up their supplies in a few seconds. Please file a petition if you see any angry police officers trying to escape from their duty. Note that exploiting their short absence in certain areas is a serious offense and the men in black
(Game Masters) will be called in to investigate, if anyone is found doing so. Fly safe." It just made me LOL back when it happened. Lol
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#11 - 2012-08-15 08:40:37 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
My favorite Bio's in the game are the ones after a good 5 hour fleet roam.


My best bio in game was into a lemonade bottle.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#12 - 2012-08-15 09:06:36 UTC
Mine:

Quote:
DON'T PANIC

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. - Douglas Adams

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams



OFC it's formatted different

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Benzmann
One Risky Click
Snuffed Out
#13 - 2012-08-15 10:02:26 UTC
oh look in the sky ! its a bird, no its a plane, No its my "give a fu'k's flying away" !!!!
adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-08-15 10:07:13 UTC
[19:19:51] ChaosGodRulerOfAmarr > i dont always fail but when i do i have a chat full of billionaires to point and laugh at me >.>

[18:57:19] Nickel Bomberr > thinking of using the Wii, it can be decent for a while
[18:57:23] Evil Pacmann > decent
[18:57:29] Evil Pacmann > until it turns in to exercise

[22:34:33] Dazza1974 Krissada fuckin' hell... you have been in and out of corps like my cocks been in and out your mother

[18:51:46] Dazza1974 > as soon as Zanussi make a dishwasher that can nosh me off while its cleaning the dishes, I am getting a divorce

I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom;
I will fly to the moon in it.
I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life.
Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me;
I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre,
the pulped vegetation.
When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle.
When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.

That's all I've got. They do make me chuckle though.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#15 - 2012-08-15 10:12:07 UTC
adopt wrote:
[19:19:51]
I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom;
I will fly to the moon in it.
I have been folded along a crease in time, a weakness in the sheet of life.
Now, you've settled on the opposite side of the paper to me;
I can see your traces in the ink that soaks through the fibre,
the pulped vegetation.
When we become waterlogged, and the cage disintegrates, we will intermingle.
When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together.


Relevant TEST Video.
Zloco Crendraven
BALKAN EXPRESS
Shadow Cartel
#16 - 2012-08-15 10:16:25 UTC
My bio best bio.

BALEX, bringing piracy on a whole new level.
Amaranthia Lamarr
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-08-15 11:22:21 UTC
Mine:

[19:23:45] Asb16 > Asb16 Join the THE STAR CRUSADERS We Do Everything!! Join Now (No Tax) "New Corp"

[19:25:06] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > do u have sex

[19:25:13] Asb16 > Yeah!

[19:25:17] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > **** yeah

[19:25:21] Sean O'Farrell > theyre recruiting for an eve corp of course they dont

[19:25:30] SOVIET SLEIPNIR > lol

[19:27:16] Replacement 234 > not that it is any of your business, but yes, my hubby and I do have sex - screaming, wake up the neighbors, swing from the ceiling fan, claw the wall paper off the wall, lose pounds of body fluids sex

[19:27:42] Asb16 > ....wut

[19:28:47] Replacement 234 > oh nm, I see now you weren't asking me... nm..
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-08-15 11:27:13 UTC
Mine?

Same as my sig below.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-08-15 11:35:21 UTC
I guess I'll throw in mine. I do a LOT of trolling in recruitment channel:

Quote:
You know, I've discovered that the best way to reveal your deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets is to tell everyone in trolling form.

That way you get it off your chest and nobody believes nor takes you seriously.

And if someone continues to inquire, then they may be a freak too and you've found a new friend to share your fetish with.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Commander Spurty
#20 - 2012-08-15 11:40:09 UTC
Bios are fairly dumb, but there again where else would tou want to put the Dumb stuff

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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