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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4301 - 2012-08-14 05:29:25 UTC
It's alright. The cops should be here shortly.
Shaalira D'arc
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4302 - 2012-08-14 05:43:22 UTC
When did you have time to put on all that makeup?
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4303 - 2012-08-14 05:59:22 UTC
Duuuuude... You've been passed out here for two years. I got married, had kids, and made millions on the internet. Your family was in a terrible accident last year, and they all died. Aliens also invaded and rule us now with an iron thumb.

So... now that we're all caught up... are you gonna catch a taxi, or should you call someone for a ride?
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4304 - 2012-08-14 06:55:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Shalua Rui
Morning Ada... ok, better tell me right away what you stole... besides my hot comb and some of my makeup, that is.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#4305 - 2012-08-14 08:10:31 UTC
No need to look for your bwaster........i got it wight here....

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4306 - 2012-08-14 08:21:43 UTC
oh god...........we didn't did we?
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#4307 - 2012-08-14 08:26:08 UTC
terzslave wrote:
oh god...........we didn't did we?


Heell NO!....



You made me heat rod..hatrod...no heteho....yes....heteho

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#4308 - 2012-08-14 11:37:21 UTC
Woah.. you looked alot younger last night...
Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4309 - 2012-08-14 12:26:21 UTC
Naburi your sexy sista ?
Cats'Meow
Doomheim
#4310 - 2012-08-14 14:31:00 UTC
Dazz Riiiiiiight wrote:
Naburi your sexy sista ?


Busted.. and doh.. what favor do I have to pay for your ... ahem.. discretion?
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4311 - 2012-08-14 14:52:30 UTC
Who are you and why are you in my bed.......

....Wait this is not my ceiling, Damn Blackouts :|

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4312 - 2012-08-14 17:13:45 UTC
*mutters* I know the feeling...

Oh, it's you mei mei! ShockedLol

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#4313 - 2012-08-14 17:52:50 UTC
Hello, what brings you here? Nice girls like you shouldn't be slumming around this part of town, you know.
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4314 - 2012-08-14 19:08:00 UTC
You promised you'd get rid of that tickling beard next time you visited my quarters Ugh
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#4315 - 2012-08-15 08:00:22 UTC
Morning... hu? No no, don't worry... Roll

I'm just here so the thread stays up... but I REALLY like your new hair! Blink

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#4316 - 2012-08-15 13:42:48 UTC
....I know....awesome....light?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4317 - 2012-08-15 14:12:51 UTC
Crap. Passed out in the street, and now I wake to some mindless homeless guy looking at me.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#4318 - 2012-08-15 18:10:51 UTC
I saw you move earlier and I'm not going to remove my blouse until you leave, so stop pretending that you're a wax figure.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Kult Altol
The Safe Space
#4319 - 2012-08-15 19:10:29 UTC
Hey hey, the roofies worked! Score! By the way, it puts the lotion on its skin....

[u]Can't wait untill when Eve online is Freemium.[/u] WiS only 10$, SP booster for one month 15$, DPS Boost 2$, EHP Boost 2$ Real money trading hub! Cosmeitic ship skins 15$ --> If you don't [u]pay **[/u]for a product, you ARE the [u]**product[/u].

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4320 - 2012-08-15 19:49:23 UTC
Security! There's a madman in my quarters spouting gibberish!