Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Are you jealous of bitter vets? Do you dream of becoming a bitter vet yourself and learning the skills of forum whoring, trolling, local smack and killmail whoring like a pro player?

THEN JOIN THE LITTLEST HOBOS [WEDIE] NOW!

An Anonymous testimonial: ‘When I started playing I was a 18 year old who wanted to become a priest. Now, 6 months later I’m a 34 year old chain-smoker living off my unemployment benefit. I owe it all to WEDIE...’

We have some of the bitterest vets in the whole of eve waiting to take your call now. Based out of southern 0.0 we are members of the En Garde alliance, part of the -A- train which is fc'ed by allegedly the worst fc in eve - but who cares when you have the occasional opportunity to roflstomp razor, test, goons and PL?

We only expect 3 things from new recruits.

1) Able to fly at least 2 of these ship types, tengue, interceptor, logistic, bomber or interdictor these are the core gang ships used.
2) Frequent Activity, we don't mind if you have a life or you need to go AWOL for a month but when your on eve have a least a few hours to join a gang.
3) Able to learn from your mistakes

SUMMARY OF WEDIE:
We are an established corp with a proud history in a sovereignty holding alliance allied to -A-.

We are PVP specialists with a player base of experienced players and lots of gf’s thanks to the the rest of the known universe.

We have access to sov and npc 0.0 in the south and the alliance operates the usual ship replacement programs you'd expect.

In Game Channel: The Big Issue
To The Forum!
Fill out an application form and hang out in the public channel for a response. Most applications are processed within 2 days.

EVE SHOULD BE FUN, IT’S A GAME AFTER ALL. SO APPLY TO A CORP THAT ENJOYS PLAYING WITH ITSELF: JOIN THE LITTLEST HOBOS TODAY!

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'La daily bumpage. Still recruiting similarly minded fail pilots.

When ever lilan dicides to give a **** :D

In soviet Eve you join us!

~lost in transmision~

Still looking

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Fun, recruitment open, free t1 subcap of your choice if you get through the app process and bug me about it in corp chat.

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