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Tears Collected Last Night

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Evil Cleaner
Clean Evil Incorporated
#1 - 2012-08-05 17:01:33 UTC
I decided to run with an alt last night an go around in .7 or less systems looting wrecks. Looking for afk miners that got poped by roid belt rats in particular. Then I came across an unusual sight. Some guy mining in a destroyer (ok thats not unusual), But he did have his Badger parked next to him. So I grabbed an Isbis and warped in on him. Lucky break there was a rat in the belt he was attacking. I started to attack it with my noob guns and headed for the badger. Bordered it and docked at a station right away.Twisted

To make the Tears flow even more I insured the ship, striped the T2 fittings and went back to loot his jet cans full of ore and all the rat wrecks he left there. Odd since he had a secure anchored can in the same belt. When I was done and safe inside a station I sent him mail thanking him for all the free stuff and if there was anything else he would like to donate to my noob alt.

He called me a name in local and posted my Love letter to him in local as well. I thought it was rather funny. At least he learned a lesson last night. And yes, Those tears were filled my bucket last night.. I should have stolen his Destroyer instead...Pirate


List of crimes:

Ship theft, Robbery And Attempted Insurance fraudLol

Evil Is in my name, So what did you expect?
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#2 - 2012-08-05 17:04:17 UTC
Moved from General Discussion.

CCP Phantom - Senior Community Developer
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#3 - 2012-08-05 17:34:54 UTC
Pathetic

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Evil Cleaner
Clean Evil Incorporated
#4 - 2012-08-05 20:34:16 UTC
Thanks for the negative feedback I love that stuff. Honestly though for my first out doing such things in over a year away from the game it felt rather good.

Evil Is in my name, So what did you expect?
Cadfael Maelgwyn
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-08-05 21:32:35 UTC
You can't post anything like this until you snatch an Orca in the same fashion.

Then we might be impressed.
Copine Callmeknau
Callmeknau Holdings
#6 - 2012-08-05 23:03:45 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Pathetic

No dude he got a whole badger

There should be a rather awesome pic here
Evil Cleaner
Clean Evil Incorporated
#7 - 2012-08-06 01:13:56 UTC
I'm going to guess I am the only person who seen the T2 fittings part. Or the part of I have not played in over a year and I'm just getting a feel for it again. Either way I had fun at someone's expense. And it wasn't mine. No wonder people don't stick around this game for long, Too many sticks in the mud.

Evil Is in my name, So what did you expect?
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#8 - 2012-08-06 02:28:36 UTC
Evil Cleaner wrote:
I'm going to guess I am the only person who seen the T2 fittings part. Or the part of I have not played in over a year and I'm just getting a feel for it again. Either way I had fun at someone's expense. And it wasn't mine. No wonder people don't stick around this game for long, Too many sticks in the mud.



That's what we are trying to accomplish

Less players means less competition

Spaceprincess

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2012-08-06 14:00:36 UTC
Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:
You can't post anything like this until you snatch an Orca in the same fashion.

Then we might be impressed.


Been there, done that Cool

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Wingmate
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-08-06 14:44:28 UTC
low return but still funny =)

i make spreadsheets for pretty cheap. contact me for more info.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=197433
Danks
Fat Angry Toe Tappin Inbreds
#11 - 2012-08-06 15:54:54 UTC
I’m all for shenanigans, but this isn’t even tomfoolery. What?
feihcsiM
THE B0YS
#12 - 2012-08-06 17:13:53 UTC
TL;DR; Op looking for people poped by roid belt rats, grabbed Isbis, bordered badger, tears were filled his bucket.

Cool story bro

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
Cadfael Maelgwyn
Doomheim
#13 - 2012-08-06 19:50:21 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:
You can't post anything like this until you snatch an Orca in the same fashion.

Then we might be impressed.


Been there, done that Cool

Fine.

Um, anyone done a Rorqual?
Evolution1979
Hull Down Inc.
#14 - 2012-08-07 08:49:31 UTC
Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:
You can't post anything like this until you snatch an Orca in the same fashion.

Then we might be impressed.


Been there, done that Cool

Fine.

Um, anyone done a Rorqual?


Will a supercarrier be good also? Roll
Zicon Shak'ra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2012-08-07 12:20:33 UTC
Evil Cleaner wrote:
I'm going to guess I am the only person who seen the T2 fittings part. Or the part of I have not played in over a year and I'm just getting a feel for it again. Either way I had fun at someone's expense. And it wasn't mine. No wonder people don't stick around this game for long, Too many sticks in the mud.


Wow, T2 fittings. That's like, 10m tops. Roll

Wormholes are cool, m'kay?
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#16 - 2012-08-07 19:44:56 UTC
You snuck up on an unpiloted hauler?

And it didn't get away?

Wow.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
GhostDragoon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2012-08-12 06:03:31 UTC
Cadfael Maelgwyn wrote:
You can't post anything like this until you snatch an Orca in the same fashion.

Then we might be impressed.


Been there, Done that. Thanks Black Moridin......
Deebs McFluffen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2012-08-12 18:06:12 UTC
Don't let others pod goo all over your recent accomplishment! Good job and may the next badger be filled with officer modsPirate


Deebs!
enterprisePSI
#19 - 2012-08-13 11:08:48 UTC
Evil Cleaner wrote:
I started to attack it with my noob guns and headed for the badger. Bordered it and docked at a station right away.Twisted



At last, you can retire and give up this life of crime.

The tears of the many, outweigh the tears of the few. Or the one. enterprise-psi©
Reicheck
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-08-13 16:56:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Reicheck
enterprisePSI wrote:
Evil Cleaner wrote:
I started to attack it with my noob guns and headed for the badger. Bordered it and docked at a station right away.Twisted



At last, you can retire and give up this life of crime.


Nice, a quote from Serenity.


OP, Keep doing what you're doing. Post it up in C&P and give me the inspiration I require to turn to the darkside for tears.

Much like turning into a vampire, but that would suck.

No sig here.
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