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Drunk EVE is Best EVE

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Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2011-10-12 20:08:39 UTC
Oh I will have one or two more beers before i go to the pub.........................wait why is it now 4am. How are my pants over there now? Is eve still running.? Dear god I just slowboated 2500km from my POS.... in 0.0.....in a freakin' megathron!


Phone buzzes...."Where are you Chris? We are waiting for you in the Rodney" time....5 hours ago.


I turn off computer and go to bed,disconsolate.

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.

Lord Ryan
True Xero
#22 - 2011-10-12 20:10:44 UTC
Cyclist signing in. Booze of any sort does nasty things to my body, so no booze for me. How I miss you so Tequila! Really jealous of all those who do drunken fleets. Since summer is over and I live in the north or Zandru's frozen hell(the 5th), I hope to have many drunken nights before the thaw!

I do ride year round, but I take a few days a week off when the weather sucks!

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#23 - 2011-10-12 20:12:46 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Deopheel Dalonne wrote:
Welcome to DBBO (Drunken Bar-Brawl Online) (tm).

I thought we were playing a spaceship game ...

Bring your own beverage, spaceships and pants optional.


In my case it's pants not allowed and ships optional, drinks are required
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#24 - 2011-10-12 20:19:17 UTC
FC: I need someone to lead the rook squad
SC: i'm youre (hic)... guy!!
FC: Are you drunk!?

SC:.... no.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.

Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#25 - 2011-10-12 20:36:00 UTC
Actual dialogue from last night:

Fleetm8: "Hey, Metal can you tank this 10/10?"

Me: Let me finish this beer, and get a new one....

5 minutes pass

Fleetm8: You ready yet?

Me: *Sound of huge bong rip* ..... *huge coughing fit* Almost... just let me grab another beer...

Fleetm8: Are you F****ed up or something?

Me: ..... Yes, need to be to keep from shitting bricks in the last room.



Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#26 - 2011-10-12 23:36:20 UTC
Slosh ops are the only ops worth attending.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Dradius Calvantia
Lip Shords
#27 - 2011-10-13 00:03:43 UTC
Confirming that the majority of our Ops are BAC of .1 or GTFO.

The AARs are quite interesting to read the next day.

How2FoldSoup
Hull Tanking Elitists
#28 - 2011-10-13 00:04:23 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
This is the remix edition to the song about pissin'... man, I miss Chappelle's Show.



Clayton Bixby was a influence on us all.

Remember, if you have hate in your heart let it out. With rum ofc
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2011-10-13 00:16:14 UTC
Dradius Calvantia wrote:
Confirming that the majority of our Ops are BAC of .1 or GTFO.

The AARs are quite interesting to read the next day.


I tried to chat one of your alliance guys up in the role play channel to see if we could put together a fun little fight, but she got all weird about how I was asking her for HURF BLURF CLASSIFIED INFORMATION HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO DUMB TO THINK I WOULD GIVE AWAY VALUABLE FLEET INTEL BLARGH BLAH BLAH HURR HURR. What's all that about, man?

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Morganta
The Greater Goon
#30 - 2011-10-13 00:21:08 UTC
I thought we were supposed to fly drunk

that reminds me, time for another sierra nevada
Kitaywa
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2011-10-13 01:21:35 UTC
Totally agree with the OP!

Drunk EvE, best EvE. I love sitting here in the evening with a pint glass ( or 3 ) full of Jack Daniels and Coke.

When you are flying around with a bunch of friends having a good laugh in TS or Vent, it's a great time. Live or die, it's good fun.

I think it is the ONLY time i ever tried to ransom someone was when i was ****-faced. Watching them type like mad in a private convo, words all messed up, desperate to stay alive. Me counting down...........deciding that i didn't want to take fire from his mission rats anymore................i think..........popping said target and getting some rage.

Squeezing those tears out of my monitor and adding them to my drink. nom nom nom

Besides, Pirates are supposed to be perpetually drunk anyway amirite?

Yarr...*hic*

JamesCLK
#32 - 2011-10-13 01:50:39 UTC
I endorse and/or support the use of alcohol in all internet spaceship related actions!

Drink moar!

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Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#33 - 2011-10-13 02:25:06 UTC
Vodka: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Ni.

Toshiroma McDiesel
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2011-10-13 02:29:51 UTC
Yes, a night of rum and good German Beer.....

When you wake the next day, your left wondering....just how much DID I tip these gate campers last night, anyways? Pirate

I"m not really the Evil One, I'm just his answering service.

Hans Jagerblitzen
Ice Fire Warriors
#35 - 2011-10-13 02:42:10 UTC
Sometimes your best friend in EvE gets wasted and refuses to dock, leeroying a valuable ship around various systems after being podded and forgetting to update their clone, nearly incoherent and not paying attention to orders, and all you can do is keep warping where they warp, tricking them into meeting you at a safe, tackling them before they try to engage the enemy, and generally keeping them out of harm's way...saving them from losing a couple weeks training that they'll regret in the morning...

...its like the EvE equivalent of holding their hair back while they vomit all over lowsec. Anyone else had this experience?

CPM0 Chairman / CSM7 Vice Secretary

Marty Chang
Podkill Society
#36 - 2011-10-13 02:44:33 UTC
Drunk Dramiel fleet ftw
The Apostle
Doomheim
#37 - 2011-10-13 02:46:42 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
FA dude said......
Zagam wrote:

This is absolutely true.

Drunk FC is best FC.
Drunk EVE is best EVE.


Goon dude replied......
Lyris Nairn wrote:

I don't know if you're still blue to us (the forums is not showing me whether or not you are), but if you are then you should bring your friends to VFK-IV this Saturday.

Is there something Zagdull needs to know? Shocked

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]

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