Out of Pod Experience

I have a 24hr heart monitor tightly affixed to little patches on my chest. I wear a pouch that holds the device that is recording in detail what my heart is doing. Today I will be going outside, in the sun, the heat and all that comes with it.

The end goal is to help my doctors determine if my heart is to blame for my heat problems.


I will be sweating, and burning in horrible agony as I do everything I normally would avoid doing in the sun. I will be doing everything I can to over-exert myself and cause my heart rate to rise as well as my heat levels.

People used to joke about me melting away in the sun one day and leaving nothing left but a fedora and a military grade cooling suit. No longer will they make these jokes. I am going out without my cooling suit on purpose. I will face the tyranny of the sun head on.

Wish me luck. The experiment starts soon.

"Head on"? More like "hat on", amirite?


Teehee.

Ahh you got the lame one... You got to get the one that just glues to your chest for two weeks... Can take it in the shower and everything.

Also wtf is a cooling suit? What is your over heating issue (You actually have a continuous higher internal temp?) or are you just a sweaty type person?

sorry, rude post.
I shouldn't joke about these things.


But that is an insane condition, I've never heard of that.

Well I am hyper sensitive to cold...if that might possibly be related. If it gets <70 I am freezing, <65 I begin shaking very badly, I only got below that once and it wasn't good.

Go right ahead.

Just be sure to use it in the correct context. Example Below

Fedora? Check!
Virginity? Check!
Dextromphetamine? Check!

AUTISM OVERCLOCKING ENGAGED


Interesting enough it gets worse when I am without stimulants which is something only explainable by the fact that stimulants help regulate my mood.



What if Intel built CPUs that were "Autism Inside". Hyper efficient number crunching, probability calculating cores with a grandiose sense of self awareness and a deep desire to download images of fedoras to whatever storage medium they were tied too. What if... The cooling system for the CPU WAS A FEDORA!

OH GOD!

is it just me or is it hot in here again?

technically no processor right now can multitask. It can give the appearance of doing multiple things at once. If it has many cores then each core can do something different at the same time I think. But no single core can do more than 1 task as any given time.

It's called a Holter monitor, named for the inventor. I had to wear one a few years back after developing a persistent irregular heartbeat.

You probably got a log book with the monitor where you record all your daily activities. They will even want to know when you have a bowel movement. The sticky electrodes are a bit uncomfortable as is having wires dangling inside your shirt. On the other hand you can have fun with it and tell people it's a bomb.

Oh... and enjoy your chest shave!