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I was talking to Crelic yesterday, and said "Crelic, I am bored - ops every few hours is getting old, I WANT MOAR PVP DAMMIT"

and so thus as I was wondering what to do -

Crelic delivers - we have more PVP now than ever before!

Ahh this is the life! Moving to the new deployment for another fun filled vacation of hourly roams and fleets...what more can you ask for?

Oh thats right - I guess you can snuggle up to your rocks if you want, but the PVP is waiting for you!

Actually, who WOULDN'T want to be in a corp with Sticky? He's awesome!

Still looking for more friends to join the fray!

One day you will look back on this day and say - wow I could have been with these guys...

But since you are reading this - you have about 12 hours ... I would recommend talking with a recruiter and making things happen....

But oh - thats right the new rocks are sooooo SEXY looking!

MOAR PVP!!!!

PVP!!!


MOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR PVP!

I am available to sell "nugs" on the fly if you are interested in :


MOAR PVP!!!!!

Thats what we sell and we want more!

If you want freakin rocks and computer controlled pixelized things running around - they are here but frankly boring....

PVP IS WHERE ITS AT - GET SOME!!!!!

There is never a fleet not up rolling out - if you are the type of person who needs to be lead along like a lapdog - we can do that!!! WE NEED MORE PVP!!!!

Personally I will not be doing the leading along on a leash, but I am awful good at pointing out how to join fleets, how to fit ships and or where to find the information - just ask.

PVP and ask questions - ie, good communication. Thats the key to this game!!!

But you said I wouldnt get hurt if I played with them!

As usual Crelic has forgotten the key words in recruiting:

1. Cookies - Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip are the best
2. MOAR PVP - the "more" needs to be mispelled due to the epeen that elitists wont take us seriously.
3. Razor blades - these are actually dangerous if misused, as you should never play with razor blades.

As a father of 2 children I cannot agree with the statement "More fun than a bucket of razor blades"

A couple of facts about that statement:

1. Why on earth would you purchase a bucket of razor blades? I dont believe you can even purchase "buckets o blades"
2. The cost of the razor blades would probably be more than the cost of a plex or sub for a month.
3. Also I believe local law enforcement would be called on Crelic for even offering razor blades to be in a bucket and to be played with.
4. I often wonder if Crelic can handle a razor blade - a quick call to his house offered me this insight as his answering machine replied:

" NO I DONT HAVE A BUCKET OF RAZOR BLADES "

So evidently his statement of fun and razor blades has not gained him anything in his recruitment process but only getting his neighbors angry at him for offering said box of razor blades.

I only hope potential recruits can look past this faux pax and identify that Infinite Covenant is a kick butt corp who loves to PVP and makes things happen!

I will be talking with Crelic at length about perhaps a bucket of rocks or sawdust or maybe more environmentally friendly objects.

Trying something new - my long posts do not seem to work:







Join ---> PVP ---> Win ---> Crelic pays you to eat cookies

More fun than a barrel of Sticky Nugs!

Still throwing new corpies to the wolves! Bunch of good guys in this corp. Anyone else want to join the fun?

C

Yeah, now I need more new recruits. Stop eating the fresh meat there Nugsy