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Regan Rotineque
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2012-08-08 22:36:45 UTC
Shameless Avenger wrote:
I believe some players asked for *male* exotic dancers in the past. No idea if they got them.

I say we need casinos inside the station so people could gamble there and we could get rid of the scamin'eveapaous.

It might be cool to get some ponies. We already have cows, but no ponies.




Yes these were added - whats good for the goose is good for the gander as my grandma used to say :)
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#22 - 2012-08-08 23:22:27 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Regan Rotineque wrote:
Clear Skies Holo Reels - pay homage to the folks that created that lil You Tube gem !

~R~

To take it one step further.... what if your halo reels could be loaded up to play in your CQ? I mean, we can do this now just by properly formatting our videos (I had some old skool Battlestar Galactica playing in mine)... so why not just finish the feature? You could pick up fan vids (halo reels) in Jita and watch them in your quarters!


HOW DO YOU PREFORM THIS WIZARDRY?

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#23 - 2012-08-08 23:51:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Dr Clavan wrote:
If you would ask me what kind of useless items I would like to see,
I would say that's a very difficult question.

I might suggest Pocket fluff
But on the other hand No thee might also be appropriate


One of my first "video games" was The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Infocom. InfoCom... a titan in the gaming industry. It was a command line game. lol!

Tarn Kugisa wrote:
Gogela wrote:
Regan Rotineque wrote:
Clear Skies Holo Reels - pay homage to the folks that created that lil You Tube gem !

~R~

To take it one step further.... what if your halo reels could be loaded up to play in your CQ? I mean, we can do this now just by properly formatting our videos (I had some old skool Battlestar Galactica playing in mine)... so why not just finish the feature? You could pick up fan vids (halo reels) in Jita and watch them in your quarters!


HOW DO YOU PREFORM THIS WIZARDRY?

Oh? This is news? Well! I will tell you: It's a bit of a pain in the ass, but CCP has been great about supporting it. In fact, uh... f*** it I'll just give you the link to the DevBlog that explains how to put your own videos in your captain's quarters.

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Grinder2210
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#24 - 2012-08-09 01:29:20 UTC
Back to topic


Bio Mass lancher

Description: You Dont Wanna No
Cadfael Maelgwyn
Doomheim
#25 - 2012-08-09 01:57:05 UTC
A shubbery, of course.

Well, that might actually have a use, like bribing gatecampers to let you through peacefully...
Written Word
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2012-08-09 02:16:27 UTC
Just put bookmarks with your favorite *insert pointless item name here* in your cargohold and fire up the power of your imagination.
MIrple
Black Sheep Down
Tactical Narcotics Team
#27 - 2012-08-09 02:36:58 UTC
Shrubbery would be perfect for this game a get out of gate camp free card. But only if it is of a different size then the one the campers already have to have a layering effect.
Kyrin Ongrard
Doomheim
#28 - 2012-08-09 03:10:53 UTC
Regan Rotineque wrote:
Shameless Avenger wrote:
I believe some players asked for *male* exotic dancers in the past. No idea if they got them.

I say we need casinos inside the station so people could gamble there and we could get rid of the scamin'eveapaous.

It might be cool to get some ponies. We already have cows, but no ponies.




Yes these were added - whats good for the goose is good for the gander as my grandma used to say :)


Fun Fact: only female exotic dancers can be purchased through the market, the male version cannot(although i would assume they could through contracts)
Alexzandvar Douglass
Motiveless Malignity
Deepwater Hooligans
#29 - 2012-08-09 03:15:36 UTC
Large Rock: Takes up 10,000 m3

Description: I got a rock....
Urgg Boolean
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-08-09 03:44:50 UTC
Solar Powered Flashlight - guaranteed to work on the foggiest days...
Aeryn Banks
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-08-09 05:07:47 UTC
Amarr Prayer Beads

Description: Useful for counting the seconds prior to your impending demise in gatecamps.

Twisted
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#32 - 2012-08-09 05:11:31 UTC
I make sure to always carry a piece of blue loot on me to appease the sleepers.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Max G Force
Doomheim
#33 - 2012-08-09 05:14:31 UTC
Pair of fluffy dice
Grinder2210
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-08-09 08:08:45 UTC
Air Plain Vomit Bag

Description:Ancient Divice left behind form a long dead Civilization But Still may have some uses
Seleia O'Sinnor
Drop of Honey
#35 - 2012-08-09 08:10:43 UTC
Dragons!

Odyssey: Repacking in POS hangars for modules +1,  but please for other stuff too, especially containers. Make containers openable in POS hangars.
Mr Bimble
Lost Ark Enterprises
#36 - 2012-08-09 08:17:02 UTC
Eve Devs.
Nalha Saldana
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2012-08-09 08:22:31 UTC
Simetraz wrote:
I want the Quafe NPC station back.


Oh yes please!

http://images.mmosite.com/news/2006/07/03/eve_plhub2.jpg
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#38 - 2012-08-09 08:26:04 UTC
Nalha Saldana wrote:
Simetraz wrote:
I want the Quafe NPC station back.


Oh yes please!

http://images.mmosite.com/news/2006/07/03/eve_plhub2.jpg

intriguing

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Roime
Mea Culpa.
Shadow Cartel
#39 - 2012-08-09 08:27:07 UTC
We need an item called "Eos"

Make it a T2 battlecruiser with 3 useless bonuses, so people can just spin it in the hangar!

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Potrondal Morrison
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2012-08-09 08:35:30 UTC
A mens folding caravan fuse.
This is of no use what so ever.
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