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Cid Tazer
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-08-02 14:10:49 UTC
With the CSM minutes scheduled to come out soon, who is ready with supplies of tin-foil hats to sell?

Any guesses on how long until the first conspiracy theories start showing up on the forums?

(*fist bump to Two Step for asking this question on twitter)
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-08-02 14:40:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Cyprus Black
Seems the word "soon" has all sorts of contrary meanings when the CSMs us it. The minutes have been coming out "soon" for a long time now.

As for tinfoil, it has many uses. I'm cooking a potato in the oven right now that's wrapped in the stuff. And just for future reference, tin foil hats are rather ineffective because they don't make a complete enclosure. They fail to properly create a Faraday cage and have been shown to actually amplify radio waves instead of dampen.

Suck it, tinfoil hats!

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Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2012-08-03 05:06:29 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
And just for future reference, tin foil hats are rather ineffective because they don't make a complete enclosure. They fail to properly create a Faraday cage and have been shown to actually amplify radio waves instead of dampen.

Suck it, tinfoil hats!


What if that's just a lie the government made up and spread, to stop us from using them so that they can read our minds again? Evil
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-08-03 05:20:04 UTC
Cid Tazer wrote:
With the CSM minutes scheduled to come out soon, who is ready with supplies of tin-foil hats to sell?

Any guesses on how long until the first conspiracy theories start showing up on the forums?

(*fist bump to Two Step for asking this question on twitter)



Seemed like the minutes went more for humor, then forming paranoia, but I did see some in GD. I think the warning CCP gave should say, don't attempt to perform humor at this high of lvl. Could cause serious injury.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2012-08-07 22:49:08 UTC
Abdiel Kavash wrote:
Cyprus Black wrote:
And just for future reference, tin foil hats are rather ineffective because they don't make a complete enclosure. They fail to properly create a Faraday cage and have been shown to actually amplify radio waves instead of dampen.

Suck it, tinfoil hats!


What if that's just a lie the government made up and spread, to stop us from using them so that they can read our minds again? Evil
You're welcome to perform your own home experiments with an AM radio and some tin foil.

Summary of EvEs last four expansions: http://imgur.com/ZL5SM33
Frying Doom
#6 - 2012-08-07 23:34:28 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Abdiel Kavash wrote:
Cyprus Black wrote:
And just for future reference, tin foil hats are rather ineffective because they don't make a complete enclosure. They fail to properly create a Faraday cage and have been shown to actually amplify radio waves instead of dampen.

Suck it, tinfoil hats!


What if that's just a lie the government made up and spread, to stop us from using them so that they can read our minds again? Evil
You're welcome to perform your own home experiments with an AM radio and some tin foil.

Yeah but they drug the air to make us believe and see things that are not real and its not AM that will get you its those sneaky VLF waves.Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Cyprus Black
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-08-08 12:57:39 UTC
Frying Doom wrote:
[quote=Cyprus Black][quote=Abdiel Kavash]its not AM that will get you its those sneaky VLF waves.Lol
As a sonar tech IRL, I laughed out loud at this bit. That's not how vlf works.

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Frying Doom
#8 - 2012-08-08 14:38:40 UTC
Cyprus Black wrote:
Frying Doom wrote:
[quote=Cyprus Black][quote=Abdiel Kavash]its not AM that will get you its those sneaky VLF waves.Lol
As a sonar tech IRL, I laughed out loud at this bit. That's not how vlf works.

I would say duhhh but keeping in the theme of the thread...

So you admit to being a government controlled, corporate owned spy, trying to trick us in to using your Faraday cage experiments to magnify the brain control waves Lol

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!