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WANTED : Waste Management Specialists
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Salamaar
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#1 - 2012-08-07 02:07:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Salamaar
Salamaar wrote:
... combat probes out, we've got someone sniffing around. Ok, he's going for a Tony Two Toes Drake, swap that drake for a hurricane... this is about to get interesting!



Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal is a wormhole raiding corporation. So now your're asking yourself what the Hell is Wormhole Raiding? It's simple, you don't live in the damn hole! You just raid the ones we find and kill everything in it. Sleepers, Player, POS, and any other shiny's we can take back to the scrap heap and sell for a profit. Cause you know, one man's trash is another man's treasure! We're strong believers in making maximum ISK and kicking the other guy's teeth in before he does it to you.

We are seeking pilots who are not afraid of burying a body in the local trash can or rock belt. Your sec status a little dirty? We don't care! Don't live in a POS, live in low sec and get the best of both worlds! It's time to get in there and mess up someone's day and make a truck load of ISK, afterall, Tengu loot, best loot. EVE pilots interested in balls to the wall, flying by the seat of your pants with your ship on fire are encouraged to contact us.

What we expect from our pilots:

Access to showers
A willingness to make as much ISK as you Can!
To maintain a drama free atmosphere
To encourage to seek out new space for us to Raid
Feel like pissing in the face of Bob
Work with established industrial contacts

Think you have what it takes?

Contact Salamaar, Skinny Skord, Salrun Dakota, or Archon Thane. In game to ask any questions.

Apply in game to Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal for an interview.
Skinny Skord
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#2 - 2012-08-07 04:13:09 UTC
You can't go wrong with the trash men. We go in to a worm hole and clean it out and move on. Just got to remember to take the bodies with us.
Sanitation Engineer
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-08-07 04:20:21 UTC
I approve this message.

Big smile
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#4 - 2012-08-07 04:23:12 UTC
Were going to be the new trash men of the galaxy. Idk if that classifies as a dirty job or not. Think we can get on the show?
Idyllen Storm
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2012-08-07 19:51:18 UTC
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#6 - 2012-08-08 15:13:58 UTC
Morning, or evening depending on your respective time zone,

It's another wonderful day in the trash business and as usual Sals is busy at work ensuring the space lanes are clean and clear of your waste. As you travel along and savior that crisp clean recycled ship air that is free of all contaminants, take a moment to tell your friends, family, co-workers, enemies, children (born or unborn), and hell even that guy down a few systems whose dog is always snooping around your damn cargo hold that it was Sals Waste Management and Pod Disposal who made it so.

Remember folks, were here to clean out those space lanes as well as all those nifty little pockets of dark matter we all call wormholes. Why live in the dark barren abyss full of thousands of angry neighbors whose only want and desire is to slice and dice your shiny new ship into astral dust. INSTEED come fly alongside Sal and the Waste Management team as we clean up those pesky wormholes of sleepers as well as those sneaky PVP'ers who like to call the hole their home.

The Matari have for years used the famous Fedo to clean their waste, now the galaxy has someone to clean hers, without the stench of course.

Sals Waste Management and Pod Disposal. Proudly removing one galaxies space trash, one wormhole at a time.
Salamaar
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#7 - 2012-08-10 03:15:28 UTC
We are bring more Waste Management and Pod Disposal guys on board every day. Don't miss your chance to crack open a Tengu and find what is inside. It's kind of like an Easter Egg!
Salamaar
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#8 - 2012-08-13 04:36:26 UTC
Ok you slackers! Come on down here and toast a Pint with me.
Blue en Thielles
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-08-13 05:10:07 UTC
When I come home, I want to come home to a clean house.

Im not taking it out on you; I just dont wanna have to pick up ****!

So lets clean house.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#10 - 2012-08-13 18:53:07 UTC
To anyone out there. Just so you know the bar is fully stocked and the bathrooms are spotless clean. So come on in and have a drink with the rest of us.
Capt Stockhom
Black Swan Industries
#11 - 2012-08-20 03:32:05 UTC
These guys know how to bring home the ISK.
Salamaar
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#12 - 2012-08-21 00:12:52 UTC
Pull up a bunk and stow your gear we got ships to set a fire.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#13 - 2012-08-21 22:38:43 UTC
If anyones looking for a way to make some good easy money. Then get in contact with Sals. Were in the market of making you rich!
Salamaar
Sal's Waste Management and Pod Disposal
#14 - 2012-09-01 17:37:42 UTC
We are growing everyday. Just cleared out a Worm Hole yesterday netting the guys about 91 million each for a 6 man fleet for about 90 mins of work.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#15 - 2012-09-03 10:13:37 UTC
Afternoon all. Are you looking for a place for PVP flying by the seat of your pants? Making some juicy isk making stuff go boom inside wormholes? Hoping to laugh with some mates as you hear the tears of the once proud, arrogant pilot whose shiny ship you now scoop into your salvage bay? If you fall into these categories then Sals Waste Management and Pod Disposal just might be the place for you, and we want you!
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#16 - 2012-09-24 01:22:57 UTC
Looking to shake things up? Want to try your hand going into worm holes and killing every single thing on the inside? If thats you then please take the time to consider us at Sals Waste Management and Pod Disposal.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#17 - 2012-09-24 15:20:21 UTC
Ops are ongoing and there is always room for more trashmen to help clean up this dirty ass galaxy. Interested? Give us a shout!
Mercy Grimword
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2012-10-08 14:32:12 UTC
Nobody likes a dirty hole,

Thankyou to Sal's for keeping it clean.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#19 - 2012-10-09 00:00:10 UTC
EVE's premier space trash removal company continues to grow in size and productivity. If you are looking for a new home give us a look.
Archon Thane
Tir Capital Management Group
#20 - 2012-10-11 03:25:01 UTC
Whether you are new to Eve, a returning player who hasent delved into the Eve universe, or a die hard kill feind looking for a new home. Sals Waste Management and Pod Disposal wants to talk to you. Keep us in mind.
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