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Corp Theft - 50+ Bill in assets
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Elias Greyhand
#61 - 2012-08-06 13:40:08 UTC
Astroniomix wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
What if they're all the same guy?

Sadly, I don't feel like that would make this any stranger...

What if we are all just his alts and we don't even know it?


I am Alpharius!

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Aloysius X Pendergast
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2012-08-06 22:39:39 UTC
Otto Phallatio wrote:
Aloysius X Pendergast wrote:
Otto Phallatio wrote:
I imagine the thief will be humming a happy tune while he mucks out toilets at the elementary school, har har har....



Sadly the union worker who "mucks out the toilets" probably makes much more than you do.


Lol, since this is teh intertoobz, I won't get into how much I make, but let's just say I am one of the people in life who take a big dump in the toilet, not one that comes anywhere near cleaning one. The "much more" gave me good laugh.
I assumed he cleans toilets, or performs some other menial task, or perhaps just live at home with mommy and daddy, since anyone that would spend MONTHS working to steal 2k WORTH of internet spaceship money is probably hard up IRL , for cash AND personal validation. His endless droning and giggling about those 'delicious tears' and other such silliness is extra extra funny. In fact, any time I see a person making comments like that, I can't help but see a person IRL, who has a relatively meaningless life, most likely not getting any regular punani, working some ****** job, getting walked on by everyone.
Then they discovered internet spaceships.
I'm not begrudging anyone for taking the only chance they will likely ever get in life to have power over another person, or inflict emotional harm on them, it is probably the only chance they will ever get in life to be in that position.
Do what floats your boat, this is a sandbox. I'm glad they do it, because I find the angst of the victims funny, since this is a game, and the perpetrators are funny for the level of self satisfaction they get from spending SOOOOOOOO much time doing the crime.
Riddle me this: would a guy making good money and living a good life and getting some good a$$ whenever they want it, spend months to steal a little bit of video game loot?

And YARRRRRRR!!!!! Eff you for making me break character. Pirate

edit: and you missed my point entirely , I was just saying that this probably gave him quite the morale boost while he was trapped in the real world flipping burgers, mucking toilets, holding open doors, working a cash register, w/e it is he does, lol.



tldr.
Otto Phallatio
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#63 - 2012-08-07 01:10:04 UTC
Yeah, I heard all the cool kids have a really hard time reading words, it's ok, I understand. EvE is fully handi-capable for your enjoyment.

OR

'tl;dr' = "I have no rebuttal, since I'm such an ignorant tool, so I'll pretend reading is difficult for me."

"You know, one in the pink, three in the stink... romance!"
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#64 - 2012-08-07 19:27:15 UTC
Otto Phallatio wrote:
Aloysius X Pendergast wrote:
Otto Phallatio wrote:
I imagine the thief will be humming a happy tune while he mucks out toilets at the elementary school, har har har....



Sadly the union worker who "mucks out the toilets" probably makes much more than you do.


Lol, since this is teh intertoobz, I won't get into how much I make, but let's just say I am one of the people in life who take a big dump in the toilet, not one that comes anywhere near cleaning one. The "much more" gave me good laugh.
I assumed he cleans toilets, or performs some other menial task, or perhaps just live at home with mommy and daddy, since anyone that would spend MONTHS working to steal 2k WORTH of internet spaceship money is probably hard up IRL , for cash AND personal validation. His endless droning and giggling about those 'delicious tears' and other such silliness is extra extra funny. In fact, any time I see a person making comments like that, I can't help but see a person IRL, who has a relatively meaningless life, most likely not getting any regular punani, working some ****** job, getting walked on by everyone.
Then they discovered internet spaceships.
I'm not begrudging anyone for taking the only chance they will likely ever get in life to have power over another person, or inflict emotional harm on them, it is probably the only chance they will ever get in life to be in that position.
Do what floats your boat, this is a sandbox. I'm glad they do it, because I find the angst of the victims funny, since this is a game, and the perpetrators are funny for the level of self satisfaction they get from spending SOOOOOOOO much time doing the crime.
Riddle me this: would a guy making good money and living a good life and getting some good a$$ whenever they want it, spend months to steal a little bit of video game loot?

And YARRRRRRR!!!!! Eff you for making me break character. Pirate

edit: and you missed my point entirely , I was just saying that this probably gave him quite the morale boost while he was trapped in the real world flipping burgers, mucking toilets, holding open doors, working a cash register, w/e it is he does, lol.


I nominate this for best post of the thread.

Someone is definitely working through some personal issues here and just had to share.

Thanks!

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.