EVE General Discussion

A Forboding storm arises in the North. The sound of wings beating at a fever pitch. In space, you can only hear Goons buzz. A storm of surmountable power, of excess, of greed, of stupidity and LOLCats. A storm of bad piloting with a few good pilots, good leadership and FCing, with forum warriors like no other, except for all of the other forum warriors. Shrewdness is the watchword of the day, yesterday it was pineapple, and tomorrow it will be Spongebob. And according to some rumors the next day will be Pinkie Pie, which is two words but the bees will probably just Honey Badger over that fact. This swarm threatens our bulkheads (bulwarks in space is just silly), while CONCORD takes no action. Imagine that, CONCORD not taking ANY action in 0.0 security space. the NERVE of these space police! Dozens of defenseless mining barges and exhumers fall to this swarm daily in hi security space, the pilots of said 500M pinatas ignoring basic defensive rules for that last little bit of efficiency.

While Burn Jita is being forgotten and suicide gankers growing fat (do you KNOW how many burgers you can get off of the 10 Mining Barge killed payment????), Hulkageddon sweeps on as it always has, upsetting baby carriages and passing out lots of cheeses to go with the sometimes excellent whines (I like the gruyerre myself), a bacon of hubris appears....on the EVE Online forums! Where a man makes a post SO big, it rivals the size of his own ego! So big, it fit into yo mama's pants (insert Avatar yo mama joke here)!

Less important to his words was a ***** metaphor, something about a long phallic object. Sharpened, wet, and called the Hisec Hentai Coalition [HiHC], (I assume the ticker is a play on being drunk?) made more phallic references. Something about a phallic object, somebody wailing, and a mist (might wanna have that looked at bro, supposed to be more than mist) before being cleaned up. Then he basically said "Not gonna tell you who we are, but we are fighting. really, trust us. Not gonna post any killmails or anything, but we're REALLY doing this."

TLDR: goons, LOLCats, Spongebob, Gruyerre cheese, Yo mama so big she uses an Avatar for a....., ***** metaphors, honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a ****.

Oh look, it's one of these threads again.