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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#3941 - 2012-08-04 13:37:14 UTC
Did i interrupt you by being in MY cell?

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Samantha Avalon
Super Earth Spatial Industries
Heavensfall Reapers
#3942 - 2012-08-04 13:45:12 UTC
So...... Guess your pissed about me killing you again
Alva Dyson
Dyson's Wrecking Crew
#3943 - 2012-08-04 13:54:07 UTC
I'd rather have sex with myself.
Alva Dyson
Dyson's Wrecking Crew
#3944 - 2012-08-04 13:54:15 UTC
Score!
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3945 - 2012-08-04 13:57:39 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Did i interrupt you by being in MY cell?


Ok, sorry people, but that room sharing deal is going WAY overboard now...

@Alva Dyson:

Uwwww... gross...

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Freundliches Feuer
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#3946 - 2012-08-04 14:21:32 UTC
If ^ she was in my bed, i ll butt fuc the shizle out of her. Then spank on her ti ts
Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3947 - 2012-08-04 15:29:24 UTC
Hey... fiendly fire... hey, wake up, you seam to have some kind of dream... and take your hand of that! Roll

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Oswald Banecroft
Muteki Imperium
#3948 - 2012-08-04 16:05:20 UTC
I would say nothing and simply proceed with unleashing a biological weapon that specifically targeted everyone in this thread, including myself fyi.

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Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3949 - 2012-08-04 16:42:08 UTC
Oswald Banecroft wrote:
I would say nothing and simply proceed with unleashing a biological weapon that specifically targeted everyone in this thread, including myself fyi.



Master Oswald Banecroft: [after easily defeating Ivy in combat] Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
Ivy: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
Master Banecroft: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
Ivy: No.
Master Banecroft: Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
Ivy: [looking down and seeing the insect] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
Master Banecroft: Young girl, how is it that you do not?

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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3950 - 2012-08-04 18:12:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim
Rakael Kateloda wrote:
Chatte Noire wrote:
Zimperlich = hesitant, too-careful-to-be-healthy.

Also: "I know that look. I'm sorry. I wasn't supposed to do anything, was I?"


Yeah, those too, but also fussy, prissy, squeamish, way too sensitive, 'Victorian' if you must - and I took it in this context, which made sense in the sentence.

[Ishtanchuk Fazmarai] What language would you like to speak in my bedroom?


Sounds reasonable. I was mostly a bit startled when I looked it up in German dictionaries and several examples were using it as a noun. It also seemed to be used in ways that would be considered opposing each other in english context.

Also, I wake up next to women like Ivy all the time ^^

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Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3951 - 2012-08-04 18:33:22 UTC
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:
Also, I wake up next to women like Ivy all the time ^^


Poor bao bay... if I only knew that last night. Blink

Also: Yea, german is funny that way... we have way to many words for certain things.^^

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3952 - 2012-08-05 02:29:00 UTC
First we will have breakfast, followed by a long prayer study, and then get right back to the hot monkey love.

Bring your possibles.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3953 - 2012-08-05 02:32:46 UTC
You brought monkeys this time? Sweet! It's been years since I tried that!
terzslave
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3954 - 2012-08-05 05:45:33 UTC
Give me back my wallet and phone -_-
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3955 - 2012-08-05 06:08:01 UTC
I know you can't see but did you feel the heat last night?
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3956 - 2012-08-05 06:20:37 UTC
Why the face? It's only a period.....

Should I have mentioned this sooner?
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3957 - 2012-08-05 07:19:10 UTC
Adalynne Rohks wrote:
Why the face? It's only a period.....

Should I have mentioned this sooner?


you gotta stop stealing my shirts

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Shalua Rui
Rui Freelance Mining
#3958 - 2012-08-05 07:43:51 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:
you gotta stop stealing my shirts


...not so loud... you can have one of mine... there has to be a clean one somewhere in my quarters.

"ginger forum goddess, space gypsy and stone nibbler extraordinaire!" Shalua Rui - CEO and founder of Rui Freelance Mining (RFLM)
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#3959 - 2012-08-05 08:47:56 UTC
Are you here for the gangbang?
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3960 - 2012-08-05 08:53:42 UTC
Been there, done there. Anything new to offer? I'm bored...