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Welcome to Faction Warfare (NSFW)

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Dan Carter Murray
#1 - 2012-08-02 22:01:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Dan Carter Murray
Did you just recruit someone into faction warfare?
Are you new to faction warfare?
The album below will help you or your recruit via small helpful tips.
The album will be updated often (hopefully each week or as things "happen").
If you have some good advice that you would like to see in the album, feel free to mail me in game.

Finally...yes the word f*ck or a variant of it is used in every single example. I've received a few mails saying it's immature/rude/crude/etc. I agree that's it's crude, and I also agree that if you read them all at once maybe the word f*ck gets a bit monotonous. On the other hand I think it would have been boring to have the pics say, for example:

the gate crashing picture would be boring and long if it portrayed the message in a 'polite and respectable manner'
"oh hello there sir, if you happen to be flying in outer space and come across a star gate and jump through it, sometimes you will see what is known as a gate camp. this means the enemy has put a number of ships on the star gate and are waiting for enemies to come through. typically these gate camps have ships which can lock you quickly, but you basically have two options at this point: option 1 is to try to warp off, or option 2 is to 'crash the gate' which means when you overheat your propulsion module while trying to re-approach the star gate you just jumped through. the latter typically has a higher success rate depending on the gate camp ships and your ship"

then again i personally like the way it's phrased in the picture ( http://i.imgur.com/siNGk.png )

http://imgur.com/a/oUUXy#0 <---album

edit: wording

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#2 - 2012-08-02 22:10:28 UTC
too many bad words.
Salicaz
Verrimus Caelum
#3 - 2012-08-02 22:24:07 UTC
Haha, love it +1
So Stoned
#4 - 2012-08-02 23:30:39 UTC
Brilliant!

Should be required ******* reading when you join FW.
Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#5 - 2012-08-02 23:33:31 UTC
**** yeah.

Epic Space Cat, Horsegirl, Philanthropist

Oblong Chunk
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-08-03 00:00:15 UTC
n1
Har Harrison
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-08-03 03:50:43 UTC
You got to love Dan - you can never tell if he is trolling or being helpful or even just trolling you whilst being helpful Cool

Of course he could just be drunk as well Roll

RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
#8 - 2012-08-03 07:00:20 UTC
Loved every one of them.
Sadly....most of them apply Cry
Poetic Stanziel
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2012-08-03 07:18:57 UTC
This is my favourite: http://imgur.com/a/oUUXy#15
Eron Relentless
STARS of BABYLON ALLIANCE
#10 - 2012-08-03 23:39:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Eron Relentless
Nevermind.
Dan Carter Murray
#11 - 2012-08-04 01:37:23 UTC
Eron Relentless wrote:
Being ******* serious about ******* internet spaceships makes you look less like a ******* nerd virgin a more like ******* serious internet tough guy. Using the word **** very often indeed makes you look pro and awesome.

OP seriously needs to get a life, this sort of serious nerds makes me ashamed I play this lovely game.


considering that the use of the f word in the throughout the album is meant for humor, and not because EVE is srsbsns, I have concluded that you're a f*cking moron because you can't tell the difference.

Yes, stop playing EVE.

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Super Chair
Project Cerberus
Templis CALSF
#12 - 2012-08-04 02:27:17 UTC
Eron Relentless wrote:
Being ******* serious about ******* internet spaceships makes you look less like a ******* nerd virgin a more like ******* serious internet tough guy. Using the word **** very often indeed makes you look pro and awesome.

OP seriously needs to get a life, this sort of serious nerds makes me ashamed I play this lovely game.



Dan carter, serious? LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol







Still loving the cheney one.
Whar Target
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-08-04 02:41:37 UTC
I lol'd at the Loren Gallen one because he caught me in Ichoriya coming back from running a regular level 4 mission. In a stroke of luck for me, and not so much him, I happened to be coming back from running a mission vs gallente and had stacked kin/therm leading to his hyperion getting popped by the caldari navy when he couldn't kill me and ran out of cap boosters.

Har Harrison
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2012-08-04 02:59:22 UTC
Eron Relentless wrote:
Being ******* serious about ******* internet spaceships makes you look less like a ******* nerd virgin a more like ******* serious internet tough guy. Using the word **** very often indeed makes you look pro and awesome.

OP seriously needs to get a life, this sort of serious nerds makes me ashamed I play this lovely game.


@Dan Carter Murray - Why so serious??? Cool

Dan Carter Murray
#15 - 2012-08-05 11:48:08 UTC
a few more pics added during dt:

insurance

small gang (zelda!)

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

Cedo Nulli
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2012-08-05 19:40:30 UTC
Otherwise nice pics but the "*******" in every sentence got really old really fast.
David Devant
CTRL-Q
Ushra'Khan
#17 - 2012-08-05 20:28:36 UTC
Cedo Nulli wrote:
Otherwise nice pics but the "*******" in every sentence got really old really fast.


No it ******* didn't. +1
Damsel in Distress
The Scope
#18 - 2012-08-05 20:48:32 UTC
I dont get them - for example whats a safespot and why should I crash the gate? Which gate? How do I crash it? Sad
Hrett
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2012-08-05 22:53:24 UTC
Super Chair wrote:
Eron Relentless wrote:
Being ******* serious about ******* internet spaceships makes you look less like a ******* nerd virgin a more like ******* serious internet tough guy. Using the word **** very often indeed makes you look pro and awesome.

OP seriously needs to get a life, this sort of serious nerds makes me ashamed I play this lovely game.



Dan carter, serious? LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol







Still loving the cheney one.


Yep. Easily my favorite.

spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!

Dan Carter Murray
#20 - 2012-08-07 21:21:49 UTC
Added a couple more after watching some nullbears epicly fail at tackling a 100mn tengu in nullsec

http://mfi.re/?j7ldoco 50GB free space @ MediaFire.com

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