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Spy For Hire
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Pinks Taco
Doomheim
#1 - 2012-08-02 20:31:27 UTC
Alt posting for obvious reasons.


I am looking for employment in the spy business. You will never know my mains name and I will only ask for payment if the intel I provide rewards you with kills or monetary gain.

I will infiltrate the corp and provide alt names fleet makeup and locations, alliance plans and anything else in my means you need, if permissions are granted to corp hangers and wallets I will proceed to empty them. Contact me directly in-game if interested.


I cannot promise I will be accepted to the corp especially if they are at war but I will attempt membership. I can provide on the second intel followed by detailed reports on anything you like.


Zarkk
Invention Services
#2 - 2012-08-02 23:12:15 UTC
I would like for you to infiltrate an alliance called "C C P Alliance." As I have heard they bring goodfites, I need to make sure I can know everything they do before they do it.
Pinks Taco
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-08-03 17:24:45 UTC
I repeat please contact me in-game for all employment oppurtunities. I am also an independent contractor.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2012-08-03 21:29:42 UTC
What I hear you saying is, FREE SPY. I have no incentive to pay you once the outcome I want is achieved. Threaten to war dec me for your money back? Okay, I like war. Threaten to infiltrate my corp to get back at me? Okay, have at it. We keep lots of resources in the corp wallet. A long-con might be able to mess with us, but meh...

What I'm saying is, your business strategy seems to be based on trusting your client to pay up. In EVE. Where people spy on other people and things like that.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#5 - 2012-08-03 22:47:58 UTC
How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Freundliches Feuer
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-08-04 06:48:21 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.


Don't know if troll attempt or stupid.
Allyria Kylari
Blue asteroids
#7 - 2012-08-04 11:45:19 UTC
Freundliches Feuer wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.


Don't know if troll attempt or stupid.

If you don't know if Lady Spank is trolling or stupid after all this time, then I have to admit that I don't know if you are trolling or stupid.
Pinks Taco
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-10-11 13:40:58 UTC
Finished my first Objective looking for more cloak and dagger projects.
Cunda Vole
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-10-11 13:49:50 UTC
hii gud sr i wud lik u to spy on th eve unvercity thx
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2012-10-11 14:40:35 UTC
Allyria Kylari wrote:
Freundliches Feuer wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
How can I contact you? I don't know who you are.


Don't know if troll attempt or stupid.

If you don't know if Lady Spank is trolling or stupid after all this time, then I have to admit that I don't know if you are trolling or stupid.



Cunda Vole wrote:
hii gud sr i wud lik u to spy on th eve unvercity thx


Cool, here's an example of both trolling and stupid! Lol

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2012-10-11 16:32:23 UTC
Fantastic. Start off career as spai by saying you are an alt. ::golf clap::

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Pinks Taco
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-10-11 19:41:25 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Fantastic. Start off career as spai by saying you are an alt. ::golf clap::



Like anyone reads these forums and if they do they are too smart to let me in so Oh well but those who dont read the forums dont know and knowing is half the battle.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#13 - 2012-10-12 10:33:53 UTC
Dear Mata Hari:

I would like to hire you to infiltrate and eventually crush Otherworld Enterprises.

Of course, I can't pay you anything now, but I feel confident that once you gain The Chribba's trust you will be able to make off with so much ISK even Istvaan will sit back and say " Damn, she stole a whole crapton of ISK."

Ideally, you will not only destroy Otherworld Enterpises, but also cause Chribba to ragequit in a 5 page historic post on these forums which, of course, will involve shaved monkeys, the revelation that Lady Spank is, indeed, a Chribba alt, and incriminating photo's of CCP Guard and The Mittani taking long showers together at the last Fanfest.

I look forward to reading your super-secret status reports, in local, of course, in a to-be-disclosed-later wormhole system of my choice. No, no, don't send me an evemail.....my countless minions will send you a message at the scheduled time.

Good luck, and remember, the future of all EVE rides on your broad, blond shoulders.

I salute you.

o7

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#14 - 2012-10-12 12:17:35 UTC
Dear SPY.

Please infiltrate the alliance known as "Executive Outcomes".

Please let me know everything that is going on, preferably getting into a leadership position.

If you somehow gain access to alliance stuff, please steal it all and give it to me.

Yours,

Inquisitor Kitchner

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli