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Target: CCP Affinity and some other girls

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stoicfaux
#21 - 2012-08-02 01:25:48 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair
Place & time, and I'll split the screenshot bonus with you?

No, I'm totally not just doing it to collect that corpse. Oops

Would you be willing to time share that corpse?

First CCP Affinity calls me a ship-toaster, and then she mocks me with the tin medal of mediocrity.

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#22 - 2012-08-02 01:32:23 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair
Place & time, and I'll split the screenshot bonus with you?

No, I'm totally not just doing it to collect that corpse. Oops

Would you be willing to time share that corpse?

First CCP Affinity calls me a ship-toaster, and then she mocks me with the tin medal of mediocrity.

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil

Would you be willing to share that tin medal?

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Maddie Gunslinger
Doomheim
#23 - 2012-08-02 01:50:31 UTC
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair


This would be acceptable, screenshot please for bonus isk =)

What? No...

Jarin Arenos
Card Shark Industries
#24 - 2012-08-02 06:52:30 UTC
For what it's worth, I am officially a fan of your avatar. Always had a thing for the tough-but-elegant look.

But I'm not CCP Soundwave, so what do I know?

Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-08-02 13:54:43 UTC
Alotta Baggage wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.


Yeah... in your dreams Cool


My god your avatar is ugly...

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.

stoicfaux
#26 - 2012-08-02 22:41:19 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
CCP Affinity wrote:
100mil for self destruct.. sounds fair
Place & time, and I'll split the screenshot bonus with you?

No, I'm totally not just doing it to collect that corpse. Oops

Would you be willing to time share that corpse?

First CCP Affinity calls me a ship-toaster, and then she mocks me with the tin medal of mediocrity.

EvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvilEvil

Would you be willing to share that tin medal?

Are you implying that there are actually any awards to share from a competition run by a twenty day old character? Shocked

If I had the purported PLEX award I would be more than willing to offer it up as bounty for CCP Affinity's corpse, seeing as how a CCP dev is potentially complicit in a player's scam. Pirate

/that_law_and_order_sound

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations
#27 - 2012-08-03 03:30:51 UTC

I'd hit it Blink

See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did.

Pankas Carter
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-08-03 04:54:34 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Alotta Baggage wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.


Yeah... in your dreams Cool


My god your avatar is ugly...


I think that was entirely the point...

Adama: Starbuck, what do you hear? Starbuck: Nothing but the rain. Adama: Then grab your gun and bring in the cat.

Rivur'Tam
the united
#29 - 2012-08-04 11:53:44 UTC
Maddie Gunslinger wrote:
I would like CCP Affinity punished for making sub par decisions(did not pick me) in a beauty contest, it would involve an act of podding for me to pay out.
Also I am interested in the podding of the female winners in the competition.

The competition may be found here:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136591

Targets are as follows:

100m payout, screenshot bonus +25m:
CCP Affinity

25m payout:
Brit Green
Sivney Quincannon
clitheroica
Cpt Tirel

This will be an ongoing offer until CCP Affinity is taken down or mining changes are in effect and I will be too busy AFK mining/watching tv to care.

Any donations are welcome so I can up the stakes since this might be an expensive endeavour to successfully complete.
I will cross off the names as they are taken care of and post the names of the bounty hunters who successfully completed those hits.

Thank you for caring.


one of me friends ex's in rl is the spit of your avatar. she is a whore

[b]Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire

^^ my sig was awesome that naugty spitfire stole it for himself true story

United Recruitment Director.[/b]

Jim Roebuck
State War Academy
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-08-05 03:10:15 UTC
Alotta Baggage wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.


Yeah... in your dreams Cool



You look like Forever Alone, with less tears.


Maddie Gunslinger wrote:
I would like CCP Affinity punished for making sub par decisions(did not pick me) in a beauty contest, it would involve an act of podding for me to pay out.
Also I am interested in the podding of the female winners in the competition.

The competition may be found here:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=136591

Targets are as follows:

100m payout, screenshot bonus +25m:
CCP Affinity

25m payout:
Brit Green
Sivney Quincannon
clitheroica
Cpt Tirel

This will be an ongoing offer until CCP Affinity is taken down or mining changes are in effect and I will be too busy AFK mining/watching tv to care.

Any donations are welcome so I can up the stakes since this might be an expensive endeavour to successfully complete.
I will cross off the names as they are taken care of and post the names of the bounty hunters who successfully completed those hits.

Thank you for caring.



And you look like a whore, all pageant girls too.

When Bon Scott died and he appeared before St. Peter at the gates of Heaven, St. Peter looked at his record and told him he couldn't get in. Just then, God screams at Peter, "Let him in, Karen Carpenter is driving me nuts. I want to hear some music with balls. We'll haggle over the paperwork later." At least I hope that's what happened.

Post Post Post
LOUDER THAN GOD
#31 - 2012-08-05 07:50:42 UTC
Alotta Baggage wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
You may have more luck in the next competition, "Ugliest Avatars as chosen by CCP [insert name here]"

I'm sure I can win something in that one.


Yeah... in your dreams Cool


Hey now. That one's as good as mine.
Starbuck Arkaral
Carpe Noctem.
#32 - 2012-08-11 05:10:27 UTC
A.S.L?

You fail you fail you fail you fail you fail to jump because you are cloaked....

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