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I just returned from the movies... dude, Lincon... with an Axe!

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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#1 - 2012-07-30 04:20:44 UTC
I was skeptical at first. From the title, I thought it was going to be some tarentinish film. But somehow these guys managed to rewrite every single detail about American history, and look good doing it. The impossibility of the action scenes really outdone anything you have seen on the Mission Impossible movies, in a Matrix+Dracula+History_Channel kinda way... it was amazing.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2012-07-30 04:39:42 UTC
I said it!

I said it right after that movie came out and no one believed me! The pretentiousness of some people is sickening Evil

Though that train scene got a little Michael Bayish there

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#3 - 2012-07-30 05:37:19 UTC
I thought that movie looked awesome. It was the only movie, I looked forward to seeing. I was amazed any movie could make me look forward to watching it.

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Just Lilly
#4 - 2012-07-30 15:20:55 UTC
Which movie is this?
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Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#5 - 2012-07-30 15:24:42 UTC
Just Lilly wrote:
Which movie is this?


Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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Just Lilly
#6 - 2012-07-30 15:36:19 UTC
Looks like a joke but, Tim Burton never fails so...probably gonna be one of the best movies this year.

Looks like a very interesting twist Blink

Will watch it for sure. Thanks for the link.
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#7 - 2012-07-30 15:37:55 UTC
Well, considering that the real un-refined history of Lincoln is not as shiney, will the next film be "Josef Stalin, Zombie Slayer"?

After the un-civil war, after the Union practiced war on non-combatants, indefinite detention, denial of habeous corpus rights, censorship, and asset forfeiture without due process, there was a group called "The Union League" that needed to do a little cleaning up.

(and they did that while the USA created the "concentration camp" concept and used it on Native Americans. "end of slavery" my ass)

The winners of that war were the bad guys, and Lincoln was their president. The Capitol building was still being built by slaves up until 1865.

But, over 150 years of whitewashing and rewriting history have Lincoln coming back to us as some heroic vampire hunter. This is why I ask if we will see Stalin slaying zombies by the truckload.

How about "Goebbels: Goul Crusher".

Maybe "Goerring: Ghost Hunter".

Here's a good one. "Mao: Monster Masher".


Might as well.





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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-07-30 16:51:39 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Well, considering that the real un-refined history of Lincoln is not as shiney, will the next film be "Josef Stalin, Zombie Slayer"?

After the un-civil war, after the Union practiced war on non-combatants, indefinite detention, denial of habeous corpus rights, censorship, and asset forfeiture without due process, there was a group called "The Union League" that needed to do a little cleaning up.

(and they did that while the USA created the "concentration camp" concept and used it on Native Americans. "end of slavery" my ass)

The winners of that war were the bad guys, and Lincoln was their president. The Capitol building was still being built by slaves up until 1865.

But, over 150 years of whitewashing and rewriting history have Lincoln coming back to us as some heroic vampire hunter. This is why I ask if we will see Stalin slaying zombies by the truckload.

How about "Goebbels: Goul Crusher".

Maybe "Goerring: Ghost Hunter".

Here's a good one. "Mao: Monster Masher".


Might as well.







You misspelled 'Ghoul'

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stoicfaux
#9 - 2012-07-30 17:38:08 UTC
Seceding from the Union for the express purpose of preserving Slavery isn't going to win hearts. Google "civil war declaration of secession" for more goodness.

Here's my favorite paragraph from Texas:
http://www.civil-war.net/pages/texas_declaration.asp
Quote:

That in this free government all white men are and of right ought to be entitled to equal civil and political rights; that the servitude of the African race, as existing in these States, is mutually beneficial to both bond and free, and is abundantly authorized and justified by the experience of mankind, and the revealed will of the Almighty Creator, as recognized by all Christian nations; while the destruction of the existing relations between the two races, as advocated by our sectional enemies, would bring inevitable calamities upon both and desolation upon the fifteen slave-holding states.


Mississippi gets right to the point.
http://www.civil-war.net/pages/mississippi_declaration.asp
Quote:

A Declaration of the Immediate Causes which Induce and Justify the Secession of the State of Mississippi from the Federal Union

In the momentous step, which our State has taken of dissolving its connection with the government of which we so long formed a part, it is but just that we should declare the prominent reasons which have induced our course.

Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery - the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product, which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization. That blow has been long aimed at the institution, and was at the point of reaching its consummation. There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or a dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin.

That we do not overstate the dangers to our institution, a reference to a few facts will sufficiently prove.

The hostility to this institution commenced before the adoption of the Constitution, and was manifested in the well-known Ordinance of 1787, in regard to the Northwestern Territory.

The feeling increased, until, in 1819-20, it deprived the South of more than half the vast territory acquired from France.
The same hostility dismembered Texas and seized upon all the territory acquired from Mexico.

It has grown until it denies the right of property in slaves, and refuses protection to that right on the high seas, in the Territories, and wherever the government of the United States had jurisdiction.

It refuses the admission of new slave States into the Union, and seeks to extinguish it by confining it within its present limits, denying the power of expansion.

It tramples the original equality of the South under foot.

It has nullified the Fugitive Slave Law in almost every free State in the Union, and has utterly broken the compact, which our fathers pledged their faith to maintain.

It advocates negro equality, socially and politically, and promotes insurrection and incendiarism in our midst.

It has enlisted its press, its pulpit and its schools against us, until the whole popular mind of the North is excited and inflamed with prejudice.
It has made combinations and formed associations to carry out its schemes of emancipation in the States and wherever else slavery exists.
It seeks not to elevate or to support the slave, but to destroy his present condition without providing a better.

It has invaded a State, and invested with the honors of martyrdom the wretch whose purpose was to apply flames to our dwellings, and the weapons of destruction to our lives.

It has broken every compact into which it has entered for our security.

It has given indubitable evidence of its design to ruin our agriculture, to prostrate our industrial pursuits and to destroy our social system.
It knows no relenting or hesitation in its purposes; it stops not in its march of aggression, and leaves us no room to hope for cessation or for pause.

It has recently obtained control of the Government, by the prosecution of its unhallowed schemes, and destroyed the last expectation of living together in friendship and brotherhood.

Utter subjugation awaits us in the Union, if we should consent longer to remain in it. It is not a matter of choice, but of necessity. We must either submit to degradation, and to the loss of property worth four billions of money, or we must secede from the Union framed by our fathers, to secure this as well as every other species of property. For far less cause than this, our fathers separated from the Crown of England.

Our decision is made. We follow their footsteps. We embrace the alternative of separation; and for the reasons here stated, we resolve to maintain our rights with the full consciousness of the justice of our course, and the undoubting belief of our ability to maintain it.

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Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-07-30 21:32:47 UTC
The guy who wrote the book also wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! One of my co-workers highly recommends it.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2012-07-30 21:56:55 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
The guy who wrote the book also wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! One of my co-workers highly recommends it.


I will be getting it, they sell it on Kindle? I love my Kindle, only got about 6 books on it so far but it beats carrying a round a lot of books but I still get to carry them around Bear

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Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2012-07-31 00:38:23 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
The guy who wrote the book also wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! One of my co-workers highly recommends it.


I'd recommend it too
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#13 - 2012-07-31 06:25:14 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
The guy who wrote the book also wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! One of my co-workers highly recommends it.


I will be getting it, they sell it on Kindle? I love my Kindle, only got about 6 books on it so far but it beats carrying a round a lot of books but I still get to carry them around Bear


How long do the batteries last on those?
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2012-07-31 11:39:04 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
The guy who wrote the book also wrote Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! One of my co-workers highly recommends it.


I will be getting it, they sell it on Kindle? I love my Kindle, only got about 6 books on it so far but it beats carrying a round a lot of books but I still get to carry them around Bear


How long do the batteries last on those?


Around 36 hours

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