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Smuggling done 100% Safe
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Denize
Echoes Infinitum
#1 - 2012-07-29 14:46:04 UTC
Well, since i never get around to do it on mass scale i might as well share....

This is a way to transport any illegal good in any ship from anywhere in highsec to anywhere totally safe with no isk/standing or anything loss.

Things needed....

1 omni tank around 600 dps and a clock.
or
2 600 dps omni tanks.
and
whatever ships you want to store whatever illgal goods you need transportet.

the things is....... Customs are sissy's.
and when they are busy, they have no time for 'other' stuff, like scanning for illegal goods(tadaaa).

so, you take your omni tanked alt and start shooting at Customs at gate you need to pass, Customs handle their own security, no concord will come to help them, and they don't use warp disrupters/scrams on you.

At this point you or anyone else is free to fly whatever ships with whatever illegal goods you choose past the customs, they will simply not scan you.

have your second omni tank sit on other side of gate to clear the exit point in same manner.

if using just 1 alt in omni tank. log him out the instant he engages Customs and time your transport so that it passes
by the gate just before your alt autologs out and escapes the customs unhamed, then log him in quick and goto other side to clear exit.

using logout to dodge the customs aggresion in your passive tank gives no penalty in standings, only killing them does.

anyways.....job done.... gate passed safely in any ship in any highsec location .... on to next gate

i have tested this on Sisi and Tranq many times over the years.
but of course, go test this on Sisi first to avoid getting killed in case it's suddently fixed... 8)


Happy Smuggling People....
Spooner Yegg
The Institute of Confused Capsuleers
#2 - 2012-07-29 15:29:35 UTC
Denize wrote:


Things needed....

1 omni tank around 600 dps and a clock.




What is the clock for???
Denize
Echoes Infinitum
#3 - 2012-07-29 15:33:01 UTC
Spooner Yegg wrote:
Denize wrote:


Things needed....

1 omni tank around 600 dps and a clock.




What is the clock for???



to time when your alt is gonna auto logout and loose customs aggro, so you can have your transporter go past before that happens, so he's ready to insta log in and go though gate to handle other side before your transport would uncloak there.

in the case you only had 1 alt that needed to handle both gates...
Pipa Porto
#4 - 2012-07-29 18:45:58 UTC
IIRC, a Frigate Pilot Alt with an empty wallet works just as well.

But that does look like fun if all of your character slots are full with toons that need the ability to use money.

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Xuixien
Solar Winds Security Solutions
#5 - 2012-07-29 19:03:21 UTC
:effort:

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2012-07-29 21:41:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
That sounds like a ton of work for little payout What?

Just make sure not to forget the banjo, that's a very important part of smuggling.

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Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-07-29 23:03:36 UTC
Or just get a ceptor...

There is no Bob.

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Gibbo3771
AQUILA INC
Verge of Collapse
#8 - 2012-07-30 09:52:16 UTC
or just get any frigate with nano's
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2012-07-30 13:03:05 UTC
Or don't do drugs

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Zicon Shak'ra
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2012-07-30 13:24:37 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Or don't do drugs


Don't be ridiculous.

Wormholes are cool, m'kay?
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-07-30 17:35:20 UTC
Zicon Shak'ra wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
Or don't do drugs


Don't be ridiculous.


Mr. Mackey says drugs are bad, m'kay?

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Denize
Echoes Infinitum
#12 - 2012-07-30 23:57:54 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
Or just get a ceptor...


won't be much of a party with that little amount of drugs you can store in those... Shocked
Doddy
Excidium.
#13 - 2012-07-31 15:23:57 UTC
Denize wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
Or just get a ceptor...


won't be much of a party with that little amount of drugs you can store in those... Shocked


Um how many do you need?

Smuggling boosters in any frig is childs play compared to the ops nonsense.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#14 - 2012-07-31 16:01:20 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Just make sure not to forget the banjo


Did someone call me?

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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-07-31 18:27:51 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Just make sure not to forget the banjo


Did someone call me?


Maybe, did you give out your number?

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Pipa Porto
#16 - 2012-07-31 19:51:28 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Just make sure not to forget the banjo


Did someone call me?


I tried, but the thing I was trying to use to rotate the dial was too floppy.

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-RubyPorto
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#17 - 2012-07-31 21:03:31 UTC
You smugglers really need to have a word with your employers regarding health and safety issues.

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