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Eliha Katz
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-07-28 10:46:31 UTC
I was carrying isotopes to Jita today in Charon using autopilot with about 700m value in hold not worried about suicide gank.

After Ii took shower I came to my computer finding my girlfriend sitting at the computer. Curious what she's doing I zoomed back to my Charon which to my surprise was a capsule. After several minutes of trying to figure out what happened I assumed she must have ejected me from the ship. I set autopilot back to home system and about 8 jumps back in Du Annes on gate to Renyn I found my ship sitting still.

True story.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-07-28 10:47:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Dump that *****. Actually, she probably did you a favour.

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Sara XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#3 - 2012-07-28 10:49:00 UTC
What was "she" wearing?
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Phill Esteen
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-07-28 10:53:14 UTC
Eliha Katz wrote:
True story.


That's not what happened at all.

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#5 - 2012-07-28 11:43:36 UTC
So, let me get this straight, a freighter was sitting on a gate. And no one hijacked it? I call bullshit...

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Hiyora Akachi
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#6 - 2012-07-28 11:46:39 UTC
Freighter on a gate and no one took it? BULL ****.
Kunming
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-07-28 12:17:14 UTC
That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.
Colonel Xaven
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-07-28 12:18:38 UTC
This was the GF's first shot.

Next is to terminate your characters. Be warned, do not ignore her signs. Smile

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Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-07-28 12:18:45 UTC
Never shower alone
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#10 - 2012-07-28 12:19:43 UTC
Kunming wrote:
That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.


Is your name Dwight Schrute? That's hardly an important boundary.

That said, the OP does reek of BS - its a pretty damn unlikely series of events.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2012-07-28 13:01:27 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Kunming wrote:
That you even allow your GF to sit at your computer means you have failed at the basic essentials of a relationship... drawing boundaries.


Is your name Dwight Schrute? That's hardly an important boundary.

That said, the OP does reek of BS - its a pretty damn unlikely series of events.


The girlfriend or the freighter no one stole? Twisted

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Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#12 - 2012-07-28 13:28:17 UTC
Sara XIII wrote:
What was "she" wearing?


[bad joke]
Is she's IG nick Mint? -if yes you just got owned
[/bad joke]

brb
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#13 - 2012-07-28 13:37:28 UTC
OH ****! This is astonishing if it wasn't for the solid evidence posted I wouldn't have believed this


On another note he's also making the "I have a girlfriend" story up most likely because if he did he'd seek attention from her not on the internet




Also: cool story bro

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stoicfaux
#14 - 2012-07-28 14:06:39 UTC
Your GF ejected you and then restarted the auto-pilot? As for no one stealing the freighter, I guess everyone was busy watching the Olympic opening ceremonies?

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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
#15 - 2012-07-28 14:13:12 UTC
Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic.

AFK-cloaking in a system near you.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-07-28 14:17:34 UTC
Misanth wrote:
Reported OP for account sharing (if it was involontairily, I suggest you report it to GM's so they can suspend it during investigation). Look at me too, OP, I can also make poor jokes. Unlike yours tho, mine is slightly more realistic.


It's not account sharing if she doesn't know the login & password details.

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Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#17 - 2012-07-28 14:19:10 UTC
My god, are you people skeptical! Shocked

If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2012-07-28 14:34:36 UTC
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2012-07-28 14:36:48 UTC
Pak Narhoo wrote:
My god, are you people skeptical! Shocked

If I wouldn't know any better I'd suspect you guys where playing EVE. I'm told nobody trust anybody there. :o


Nonsense!

Trust everyone. No one is out to get you.

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#20 - 2012-07-28 14:41:56 UTC
You all missed the part where he claimed he took a shower?

Pics or gtfo.

Post with your monkey.

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