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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3781 - 2012-07-27 06:17:18 UTC
What? Don't look so shocked, you can probably re-attach that.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3782 - 2012-07-27 06:20:15 UTC
Halete wrote:
What? Don't look so shocked, you can probably re-attach that.

Regrets?
I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption.

I planned each charted course;
Each careful step along the byway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it my way.......

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I ate it up and spit it out.
I faced it all and I stood tall;
And did it my way....

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Halete
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3783 - 2012-07-27 06:22:44 UTC
How the **** did you get out of your gag?

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin" - The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#3784 - 2012-07-27 06:25:35 UTC
Stripped and handcuffed to opposite posts on the bed. Little Help?
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#3785 - 2012-07-27 06:55:22 UTC
Samoth Egnoled wrote:
Stripped and handcuffed to opposite posts on the bed. Little Help?

cuchi cuchi coo
*tickles Samoth with a goose feather

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Dubstepcat
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3786 - 2012-07-27 13:31:47 UTC
Ivy Romanova wrote:

cuchi cuchi coo
*tickles Samoth with a goose feather



at the least it was female this time.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#3787 - 2012-07-27 13:43:31 UTC
Yeah, I really enjoyed watching you stare at yourself in the mirror all night long and kissing your biceps and winking and blowing kisses at yourself.

Bring your possibles.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3788 - 2012-07-27 14:35:54 UTC
Yes yes You got me, You can stop smiling now :P

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.
Djavo
Tradors'R'us
IChooseYou Alliance
#3789 - 2012-07-27 14:49:36 UTC
Alice Saki wrote:
Yes yes You got me, You can stop smiling now :P


Jesus t*tty f*cking christ! Damn Quafe Ultra...
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3790 - 2012-07-27 22:23:34 UTC
As a witness, I'll be totally useless to the police.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3791 - 2012-07-27 23:01:19 UTC
Good thing, too. Tell the cops about any of this, and you'll be swimmin with the fishes, see?
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#3792 - 2012-07-27 23:47:17 UTC
Why so surprised?
Blastcaps Madullier
Handsome Millionaire Playboys
Sedition.
#3793 - 2012-07-28 02:08:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Blastcaps Madullier
and another satisified customer :) dont forget to leave the money on the table when you go :), actualy on second thoughts, we really dont have to get out of bed yet :P
Arora Firesight
Twilight Imperial Trading Company
#3794 - 2012-07-28 04:38:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Arora Firesight
Blastcaps Madullier wrote:
and another satisified customer :) dont forget to leave the money on the table when you go :), actualy on second thoughts, we really dont have to get out of bed yet :P



AH! AH! NO SOMEONE HELP ME! GET THAT PLUG OUT OF MY HEAD! I WANT TO LEAVE THE MATRIX! KEANNU REEVES IS STALKING ME AGAIN!




Ivy Romanova wrote:
Lambert Simnel wrote:
That Soul Glo worked its magic then!


GAHHHH!!!
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!

HELP HELP!!!
WE GOT A JOVIAN FUTA!!!



Futa FTW! join our fan club Muahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!

If your looking for a bad ass, then look at my sister... Dex is the one with the leathers, beating up thugs in bar's... I'm the one who deals with her bail out forms! big sisters suck!
Dex Firesight
The Omega Defenders
#3795 - 2012-07-28 04:42:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Dex Firesight
Sis, i didn't know you liked me that much... and shut the hell up you skebed! Perverts don't talk! they kneel in submission so deal with it!
Rakael Kateloda
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3796 - 2012-07-28 04:59:22 UTC
You didn't tell me your real name was Matrix Dominatrix when you came over last night!
Dex Firesight
The Omega Defenders
#3797 - 2012-07-28 05:34:59 UTC
Rakael Kateloda wrote:
You didn't tell me your real name was Matrix Dominatrix when you came over last night!


The bondage rope in on the table... bring it to me my pet! :)
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3798 - 2012-07-28 06:39:39 UTC
Genetic defects caused by generations of inbreeding aren't considered STD's, right...?

I better see a doctor, just in case.....
Dex Firesight
The Omega Defenders
#3799 - 2012-07-28 07:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Dex Firesight
Adalynne Rohks wrote:
Genetic defects caused by generations of inbreeding aren't considered STD's, right...?

I better see a doctor, just in case.....


Oh! hi dad how r u?
Sarah Atkinson
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3800 - 2012-07-28 07:53:10 UTC
You got make-up on my pillows..

Pickles!