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Favourite EVE related Insults

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Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-11 10:36:26 UTC
Ive heard plenty of them but id like to hear yours

1. Carebear (who cares)

2. Drakefag (i hate these even though i should not)

3. Best one ever......

was in a war and one of our corpies pulled of the dumbest move in history and lost his tech III ship. A while later there was some crackling over Vent and the following question came through "we have been talking to our wartargets and they are asking if the Legion Pilot bought his account".




any that you have would be good to hear

I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
CCP Prism X
C C P
C C P Alliance
#2 - 2011-10-11 10:38:43 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Prism X
Minmatar. It's an English transliteration of the Icelandic word "Minnimáttar" for all intents and purposes.

Amarr Victor! Lol

CCP Prism X

Programmer on Team Gridlock & Expert Ranter
The Apostle
Doomheim
#3 - 2011-10-11 11:09:27 UTC
Somebody said the J word... Off I went. Was called a "lemming" by FC as we landed on the next gate...

I said "wtf? You can get f'd FC, someone called 'jump'!"

...and they all jumped in....

FC made me primary.

Call me a carebear, noob, pubbie whatever.... But NEVER call me a lemming - I NEVER did it!

Dammit. I still cry over this. Cry

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#4 - 2011-10-11 11:16:16 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Somebody said the J word... Off I went. Was called a "lemming" by FC as we landed on the next gate...

I said "wtf? You can get f'd FC, someone called 'jump'!"

...and they all jumped in....

FC made me primary.

Call me a carebear, noob, pubbie whatever.... But NEVER call me a lemming - I NEVER did it!

Dammit. I still cry over this. Cry


hahahah win!
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2011-10-11 11:20:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
The Apostle wrote:
Somebody said the J word... Off I went. Was called a "lemming" by FC as we landed on the next gate...

I said "wtf? You can get f'd FC, someone called 'jump'!"

...and they all jumped in....

FC made me primary.

Call me a carebear, noob, pubbie whatever.... But NEVER call me a lemming - I NEVER did it!

Dammit. I still cry over this. Cry



*lol* you win.

And most FCs are stupid idiots anyway. :)

btw, what would you call a group of guys who listen to some other guy,
waiting to get commands given to run right into a suicide mission ?

Lemming ... sounds pretty much right. :)
Ciar Meara
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#6 - 2011-10-11 11:20:10 UTC
CCP Prism X wrote:
Minmatar. It's an English transliteration of the Icelandic word "Minnimáttar" for all intents and purposes.

Amarr Victor! Lol


Pretty much what this guy said, I use Minmatar as insult all the time.

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N1gella Laws0n
Doomheim
#7 - 2011-10-11 11:20:49 UTC
"Douchebag Drake".


This thread is now over. I win.
adopt
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-10-11 11:44:31 UTC
This is a widot thread

\nuff said
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-11 12:10:35 UTC
one more that made me laugh long and loud

"Shut up mate, your mom takes Brutor"
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Keno Skir
#10 - 2011-10-11 12:14:09 UTC
Can i get ur moms details?

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Tyrone Cashmoney
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-10-11 12:29:12 UTC
I was once accused of playing Eve Online.
Vachir Khan
Rugged Ruff and Ready
#12 - 2011-10-11 12:53:56 UTC
"You can' t mine so you kill people", I wish I was joking, I'm sure that the guy who said it had some great logic going,
Arakazzi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-10-11 13:19:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Arakazzi
In a broad Scottish accent over vent "You f**king Jedi!".
Jokerface666
Intergalactic Expeditionary Corp
#14 - 2011-10-11 13:19:23 UTC
one of my favorite things i hear on comms is : "you usless fags" <3
Jenshae Chiroptera
#15 - 2011-10-11 13:42:59 UTC
Karn Dulake wrote:

1. Carebear (who cares)

That is general to all MMOs.

"Fail fitter"
"spin pilot" (doesn't know what is going on or what direction to go in, just spins their camera and asks stupid questions)

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#16 - 2011-10-11 14:09:55 UTC
"Go back", or alternatively, "**** off to WoW".

It is a classic, although a bit overused but still retains its punch and its sharp harshness.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2011-10-11 14:25:10 UTC
You're all missing the best one, Jesus H Christ.

"You log in?"
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-10-11 14:25:25 UTC
Or maybe that's just a goon thing
Vachir Khan
Rugged Ruff and Ready
#19 - 2011-10-11 14:29:34 UTC
EnderCapitalG wrote:
Or maybe that's just a goon thing


Well played sir, a master stroke! Setting it up in the first post and then, casually and seemingly unaware, drop the biggest insult in the game; "it's a Goon thing". That's really deep.

10/10
Lord Ryan
True Xero
#20 - 2011-10-11 14:30:25 UTC
"Go back to Eve newb!"

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
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