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Competition; Best male and female avatars! Winners Announced!

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Sarah Schneider
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#241 - 2012-07-26 23:48:01 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
my alliance isn't a failure.

What are you talking about? we're TEST.

"I'd rather have other players get shot by other players than not interacting with others" -CCP Soundwave

Aemynn
#242 - 2012-07-26 23:55:11 UTC
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of feces that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.
Amber Katelo
#243 - 2012-07-27 00:01:11 UTC
Ymi Audeles wrote:
Sign Me up As well!!

Why do you have bunny ears down... oh.

I shoot first.

Amber Katelo
#244 - 2012-07-27 00:01:55 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.

But you're in, right?

I shoot first.

Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#245 - 2012-07-27 00:14:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Aruken Marr
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.


Never mind. Post didnt warrant a serious response
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#246 - 2012-07-27 00:58:47 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.


I hope that's not the speech you plan on giving, if you win... Might need to polish it up a bit. 3/10
Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#247 - 2012-07-27 01:11:20 UTC
New category suggestion: Superior Genetics.

(<-- Secretly jealous of Minmatar ships)

Occasionally plays sober

SOL Ranger
Imperial Armed Forces
#248 - 2012-07-27 02:29:27 UTC
Alright, I'm game.

The Vargur requires launcher hardpoints, following tempest tradition.

Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#249 - 2012-07-27 08:41:09 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.
A wonderful speech! I'm glad and relieved that the Imperial Academy is still teaching its students morals and rhetoric.
Poppy Redfox
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#250 - 2012-07-27 08:52:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Poppy Redfox
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.

This pretty much summarizes it!

This red head Gallentean is in for the competition. ;)
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#251 - 2012-07-27 08:58:20 UTC
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
CCP Affinity's all-around favourite male avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

CCP Affinity's all around favourite female avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

Most attractive female avatar - ISK TBA

Most attractive male avatar - ISK TBA

Most realistic/natural looking avatar - ISK TBA

Most creative/unique avatar - ISK TBA

Sarah's personal favourite avatar - AUR Tokens
Still no "Best monkey" category? Cry

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#252 - 2012-07-27 11:23:09 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
This shallow display of crass vanity demeans Female players in every MMO ever made. Never before has such preening vanity evoked images so vivid of pigs wallowing in their own filth, faces gleefully buried in their own waste, groveling for handouts, willfully engaged in the fiercest competition to be publicly recognized as the one who could sink their face the deepest into the cesspool of ***** that is this competition. And for that insult to the self-worth of every Woman in every game, each of you self-debasing animals have earned my eternal disgust and enmity.

FLAME ON!

Feminist logic: "Sexual equality is gained by doing everything I say and giving me everything I want! Also stop putting up pictures of girls in bikinis! What do you mean men can wear budgie smugglers to the beach? I don't care!"

If girls or guys want to do anything and are comfortable doing it, all the more power to them. You demonize this for putting women down while you do the exact same thing, put them down. Who are they to judge females and who are YOU to judge females. Also what about the males? I see a lot of males in here, but you ignore them, because they're not girls. Because you're jealous of girls. Girls who can get attention when and where you can't.

I'd rather crawl around in my waste then have your mindset for a millisecond.

Also your avatar looks like a pig.

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb

Serrad Trenn
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#253 - 2012-07-27 11:48:19 UTC
I'm going to try my luck, too. Sign me up.
Aemynn
#254 - 2012-07-27 13:26:11 UTC
Grumpymunky wrote:
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
CCP Affinity's all-around favourite male avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

CCP Affinity's all around favourite female avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

Most attractive female avatar - ISK TBA

Most attractive male avatar - ISK TBA

Most realistic/natural looking avatar - ISK TBA

Most creative/unique avatar - ISK TBA

Sarah's personal favourite avatar - AUR Tokens
Still no "Best monkey" category? Cry

I feel your pain, oh Poster Child for Best External Representation of the Limited Evolutionary Progress of the Male Psyche, there's no "Best Troll" category, either. Evil

Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#255 - 2012-07-27 13:39:20 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
Grumpymunky wrote:
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
CCP Affinity's all-around favourite male avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

CCP Affinity's all around favourite female avatar - 1 PLEX to the winner.

Most attractive female avatar - ISK TBA

Most attractive male avatar - ISK TBA

Most realistic/natural looking avatar - ISK TBA

Most creative/unique avatar - ISK TBA

Sarah's personal favourite avatar - AUR Tokens
Still no "Best monkey" category? Cry

I feel your pain, oh Poster Child for Best External Representation of the Limited Evolutionary Progress of the Male Psyche, there's no "Best Troll" category, either. Evil

I still have hopes that Affinity may find me attractive.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.

Aemynn
#256 - 2012-07-27 13:43:39 UTC
Lyskal Oskold wrote:

Feminist logic: "Sexual equality is gained by doing everything I say and giving me everything I want! Also stop putting up pictures of girls in bikinis! What do you mean men can wear budgie smugglers to the beach? I don't care!"

If girls or guys want to do anything and are comfortable doing it, all the more power to them. You demonize this for putting women down while you do the exact same thing, put them down. Who are they to judge females and who are YOU to judge females. Also what about the males? I see a lot of males in here, but you ignore them, because they're not girls. Because you're jealous of girls. Girls who can get attention when and where you can't.

I'd rather crawl around in my waste then have your mindset for a millisecond.

Also your avatar looks like a pig.

At least you keep your head bowed and eyes on the ground when addressing your betters. Nothing screams "GiRL" louder then a female avatar in a submissive pose.

As for males in this competition, if men want to engage in homo-erotic competition as a prelude to fruitless, mechanical gratifying, soulless acts, then who am I to chide them for being unable to rise above the partially formed chromosome that nature gave them?

Aruken Marr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#257 - 2012-07-27 13:51:43 UTC
Aemynn wrote:
Lyskal Oskold wrote:

Feminist logic: "Sexual equality is gained by doing everything I say and giving me everything I want! Also stop putting up pictures of girls in bikinis! What do you mean men can wear budgie smugglers to the beach? I don't care!"

If girls or guys want to do anything and are comfortable doing it, all the more power to them. You demonize this for putting women down while you do the exact same thing, put them down. Who are they to judge females and who are YOU to judge females. Also what about the males? I see a lot of males in here, but you ignore them, because they're not girls. Because you're jealous of girls. Girls who can get attention when and where you can't.

I'd rather crawl around in my waste then have your mindset for a millisecond.

Also your avatar looks like a pig.

At least you keep your head bowed and eyes on the ground when addressing your betters. Nothing screams "GiRL" louder then a female avatar in a submissive pose.

As for males in this competition, if men want to engage in homo-erotic competition as a prelude to fruitless, mechanical gratifying, soulless acts, then who am I to chide them for being unable to rise above the partially formed chromosome that nature gave them?


You know this thread is about the best looking avatars, not specifically the most attractive, right?

Why are you getting so angry over a silly avatar competition on an internet spaceship forum? You sound horrifically bitter for no apparent reason. Perhaps it is you who is overly preoccupied with the superficial as I can see you actually give a damn about people's opinions on the highly subjective topic of beauty.
Kira Rayl
Amarr Logistics Nederland
#258 - 2012-07-27 14:27:05 UTC
Sign me up. Pirate
Mirime Nolwe
Mantra of Pain
#259 - 2012-07-27 14:28:04 UTC
Every thread like this one ends up every one slapping each other. Roll Peace! Make love not war!
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#260 - 2012-07-27 14:30:50 UTC
Mirime Nolwe wrote:
Every thread like this one ends up every one slapping each other. Roll Peace! Make love not war!



/Me Slaps

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.