Crime & Punishment

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The first pilot in the program has made 800M Iskies in 2 Ganks.


To better get a handle on what we are doing , check the Eve Tribune article about ganking: www.eve-tribune.com/index.php?no=6_34&page=3 (Occasionally offline)


Public suicide gank time!

Q: What is public suicide gank time?
A: Public suicide gank time is a suicide OP open to all who aren't complete douchebags and have a microphone. Even if you do not speak English, even if you are deaf you will need to at least make grunting sounds via microphone.

Q: What do I need to be able to fly/use?
A: We will primarily need pilots who can shoot 1400MM Arty, use T2 Sensor boosters and T2 Gyros and fly any race BS. Other positions skill point entry is very low. Other positions will need to be able to use remote sensor booster, yet other positions will need Thrasher skills including warp disruptor.

Q: How do I know you won't rip me off?
A: I am yet to ever steal from a member of the crew-but you may be the first Last public session I paid about 4 BN to pilots from this very forum: http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll100/joemoris/moregank.jpg

Q: How do I apply?
A: Join the ingame chat channel "Real gank" and ask in there. I will be in channel but may very well be AFK, so just post and someone will be with you sometime.

Q: You miserable SOB-you are always AFK, busy or won't answer me in channel!
A: If you have waited over 24 hours, at that point you can email me.

Q: When will this be going on?
A: Tomorrow (Tues) till Sunday across all timezones at various times throughout the day. In between me passing out etc. Times will be mixed and will encompass EVERY TZ depending on the day.

Q: How much will I get paid?
A: Payouts vary WILDLY, but I will never ask you to shoot someone who doesnt have a chance to drop a few hundred Million Isk. Shooters typically get between 33% and 66% depending on camp size, # of people involved and a few other factors.

Q: How much Sec Status will I lose?
A: Hopefully all of it. I do not like to see peoples sec drop lower than -2.0 though-I still want all participants to be able to travel and not ruin their char.Expect to lose 1.6 to .7 per shot, depending.

Q:What if the loot assplodes/gets couterscooped/isn't recovered? Will I lose Isk?
A: No, I will personally be paying out 40M compensation for any Battleship loss that is fit to spec-on botched ganks. This will cover most BS losses.

Q: Isn't this a bad thing to kill people and steal their hark won Isk/stuff?
A: No this is The Lord's work

Q: Why are you doing this, and why now?
A: I am a HUGE drama queen/attention whore, I need publicity, and I like teaching people to gank properly.With the next election coming up-I could use some good PR.

Q: Will we be killing Miners/Hulks etc?
A: No, not unless they have 200M Isk+ in modules and or cargo.

Q: Is this legit, or can I be expected to be shot at/ripped off/trolled by you?
A: This is legit, not a troll and not even part of The Game

Q: I have a group/Corp/Alliance can we set up something just for our group?
A: Possibly, evemail me and perhaps we could work something out.

Q: What/who will our targets be?
A: Targets will be varied, and will be in Hisec. Expect to shoot Industrials and Transports primarily and other ship types will be added according to group skill and composition.

Q: How is babby formed?
A: Storks

ALL C&P readers welcome. If your English sucks either written or typed-that is OK we will try to work with anyone who is not a total tool. Some of my best team members spoke very little or no English and did just fine. Many of my favorite shooters are from Romania, Belarus, Lithuania,and Germany. We usually have a pretty decent time and I have met some great guys doing this. Sometimes we go for hours without a target-sometimes we kill 12 guys in a short session.

I approve of this so long as it's not in Minimitar space.

Hmm...

Everyone is welcome without regards to their political affiliation.

People who are obviously mentally challenged, have poor attitude or don't mesh well with whoever is in fleet will be booted, or trolled into leaving. I've only had to kick @5% of the attendees. We do screen candidates first for compatibility. Generally everyone with the gumption/curiosity to give this a try is accepted.

Sounds fun, and I'll be there if at all possible. Love me some ganks.

(even if I *never* get the drops...sigh)

This sounds like jolly good fun

AMEN!

If this would stop you from attending this wonderful event (can't see why it would, loot pinatas yay!, but) I suggest you go here. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=19206&find=unread

Otherwise, I, too, heartily endorse this product and/or service, and encourage everyone to lend D3 your guns.

I +1 you, sir. Give my 1m to a Brick newbie in the form of a Rifter, if you would.

It's like Hulkageddon, but just more honest about itself!