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New Mining Barge stats completely eliminate PVP.

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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-07-26 22:54:53 UTC
New Mining Barge stats completely eliminate PVP, With the exception of low-sec, null-sec, null-fleets, CTAs, Batphones, POS-shooting, Faction Warfare, Gate Gamping, WH raiding, Miner Raiding, Mission Busting, Plex Busting. War-Declarations, Can-Flipping, Piracy, small gang roaming, T3 Roams, Drunk Fleets, Ganked nights, destroyer roams, wolf packs... other than that there is no PVP for former gankers.

Now with 100% less Troll.

Jimmy Gunsmythe
Sebiestor Tribe
#2 - 2012-07-26 22:57:03 UTC
Tom Gerard wrote:
New Mining Barge stats completely eliminate PVP, With the exception of low-sec, null-sec, null-fleets, CTAs, Batphones, POS-shooting, Faction Warfare, Gate Gamping, WH raiding, Miner Raiding, Mission Busting, Plex Busting. War-Declarations, Can-Flipping, Piracy, small gang roaming, T3 Roams, Drunk Fleets, Ganked nights, destroyer roams, wolf packs... other than that there is no PVP for former gankers.


You forgot market games. You're welcome.

John Hancock

Jed Bobby
Doomheim
#3 - 2012-07-26 23:00:23 UTC
omg this buff, I was a ganker but now...



it
IT
it tewk meh jerb



Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#4 - 2012-07-26 23:11:41 UTC
Don't worry, in a few months we'll all be complaining that the new destroyers will kill hisec :)
stoicfaux
#5 - 2012-07-26 23:12:29 UTC
Tom is mostly correct. Mining barges have no turret or missile hardpoints, so their offensive PvP options are limited to smartbombs and drones. This situation is unacceptable.

If Industrialists can have Battle Badgers then why the frell can't miners have Battle Barges?


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2012-07-26 23:20:29 UTC
Don't forget about avatar beauty contest pvp. I mean, how are we supposed to compete, when there are miners just sitting out in high sec, ungankable?!
Bootleg Jack
ACME Mineral and Gas
#7 - 2012-07-26 23:20:39 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Tom is mostly correct...


Shocked

I'm an American, English is my second language...

Ditra Vorthran
Caldari Imports and Exports
#8 - 2012-07-26 23:51:23 UTC
Posting in a lame Tom...Gerard...

*rereads thread*

Oh god...I'm agreeing with him. The end is nigh!

*goes get drunk*

"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus

MotherMoon
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-07-26 23:56:12 UTC  |  Edited by: MotherMoon
here we go again

re-read thread as well*

O.O

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/1206/scimi.jpg

MeBiatch
GRR GOONS
#10 - 2012-07-26 23:58:44 UTC
Jed Bobby wrote:
omg this buff, I was a ganker but now...



it
IT
it tewk meh jerb





fyp

There are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... CCP Goliath wrote:

Ugh ti-di pooping makes me sad.

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#11 - 2012-07-27 00:16:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Sobaan Tali
Holy crap, you're right!

Will High sec ever be the same again?
Will CCP's changes to barges eleminate PVP forever?
Does PVP have a future at all?
Is Eve doomed to die a silent death?
Will the FBI guys on the tv show I'm watching right now catch the bad guy? (I think so; they are packing some serious firepower)

Find out next time during the explosive and shocking season premier of Eve:Online! Check local listings for showtimes.

Edit: FBI got the guy, btw

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Richard Desturned
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2012-07-27 00:18:27 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Holy crap, you're right!

Will High sec ever be the same again?
Will CCP's changes to barges eleminate PVP forever?
Does PVP have a future at all?
Is Eve doomed to die a silent death?
Will the FBI guys on the tv show I'm watching right now catch the bad guy? (I think so; they are packing some serious firepower)

Find out next time during the explosive and shocking season premier of Eve:Online! Check local listings for showtimes.

Edit: FBI got the guy, btw


it's not just the barge changes, it's crimewatch too

npc alts have no opinions worth consideration

D3F4ULT
#13 - 2012-07-27 00:21:32 UTC
I have retired my 13 alts and its children from eve. I am a carebear, but realizing that PvP being eliminated by these buffs is just completely unacceptable.

I mean, what am I suppose to do in EVE as a miner now? Just stare at my screen in High sec with no one bothering me? Space will be empty now, jita will have no more spam, I can't even think of a reason to play.

"Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve"

Alara IonStorm
#14 - 2012-07-27 00:24:24 UTC
Tom stop making funny threads...

It's freaking me out.
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#15 - 2012-07-27 00:27:36 UTC
D3F4ULT wrote:
I have retired my 13 alts and its children from eve. I am a carebear, but realizing that PvP being eliminated by these buffs is just completely unacceptable.

I mean, what am I suppose to do in EVE as a miner now? Just stare at my screen in High sec with no one bothering me? Space will be empty now, jita will have no more spam, I can't even think of a reason to play.


Can haz stuff?

Profit favors the prepared

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#16 - 2012-07-27 00:29:32 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Holy crap, you're right!

Will High sec ever be the same again?
Will CCP's changes to barges eleminate PVP forever?
Does PVP have a future at all?
Is Eve doomed to die a silent death?
Will the FBI guys on the tv show I'm watching right now catch the bad guy? (I think so; they are packing some serious firepower)

Find out next time during the explosive and shocking season premier of Eve:Online! Check local listings for showtimes.

Edit: FBI got the guy, btw


it's not just the barge changes, it's crimewatch too


Well, at least the FBI guys won, so the day isn't all that bad.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Henry Kaine
Royal Amarr Institute
#17 - 2012-07-27 00:43:53 UTC
I'll miss the terrifying Hulk blob fleets.
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#18 - 2012-07-27 00:52:05 UTC
This Just in!

Changes in Ore Mining Barges sends unemployment through the roof!

Thousands of Pvp'ers sign up for benefits...

The future of the star cluster is in doubt..

An anonymous ganker went on the record saying "who moved my cheese?!?!?"

Hi Mom! I am posting in a Tom Gerard thread!!!! 0/

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits

Jett0
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2012-07-27 01:14:17 UTC
Jed Bobby wrote:

it tewk meh jerb


Must... resist...

Occasionally plays sober

Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2012-07-27 01:17:28 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Tom is mostly correct. Mining barges have no turret or missile hardpoints, so their offensive PvP options are limited to smartbombs and drones. This situation is unacceptable.

If Industrialists can have Battle Badgers then why the frell can't miners have Battle Barges?




You haven't seen a Gankfit hulk yet have you?

stick some Neuts/Nos in the Highs, Scrammer in the mid, shield modules everywhere else.
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