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the bright side of th dark side - FUN!
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Jolanda Ovaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2012-07-25 10:35:58 UTC
First, I would like to thank Psychotic Monk for his guide to the dark side. (corp infiltration, ganking corpmates, asking for a ransom to leave corp, some great ideas). After being a carebear until now i created this sweet face to try these things out. Here is my short story.

Created an alt, you must admit, you can't get more innocent than this face.
Skilled destroyers, some gun skills, point and tried my luck to infiltrate a corp. My nice noob story of loosing a ship in my second career mission got me a nice 20 Mil - a good budget for a few ganks. Sadly i had no luck raiding the corp hangar - and there was also no corpmate to fleet up and gank, so i left. Sent application to another corp and tried to make a suicide gank when i see that a new pilot seeks somebody to go gank miners with him.

Pirate Now to the interesting part - we went to the nearest .5 system, no luck finding a hulk...Oh well the retriever will have to do.
Easy gank, first time i see concord shooting me....did not get the pod. I check the killmail...the thing was worth 220 Mil !!!
T2 rigged......wait the timer and can get a strip miner module from his wreck....that makes ISK even. (i had a really cheap fit)
As i warp to get the second module, he shows up in T1 gallente mining cruisers, his drones start shooting me, but i can dock up.
Undock, see him sitting outside, dock up again. Wait for him to dock - then i see he left his drones outside....scooped them and sold for profit :) .

It was nice, spontaneous and i got to do bad things to a random guy with the help of another random guy. Now you say eve isnt real?

PS: I should have mentioned there would be no tears, but i did not

I encourage you dear carebear pilots go and try it out, be it in a trial pilot or a fresh alt. Freedom is sweet.

And please, wish my luck with my current corp
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#2 - 2012-07-25 10:50:46 UTC
Jolanda, your story warms the cockles of my cold -10 pirate heart. Full-time carebears have no idea the fun and joy to be had by blowing others up. I salute you. If you ever want to gank together, please, hit me up. Jihad Squad is always looking for new pilots that have crossed over to the Dark (and better!) side to wreak havoc and destruction.
Jax Bederen
Dark Horse RM
#3 - 2012-07-25 11:06:51 UTC
So you acted like a wanker, whoop de do. Internet and anonymity at it's best.
Jolanda Ovaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2012-07-25 11:40:59 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
So you acted like a wanker, whoop de do. Internet and anonymity at it's best.

Please, don't make this an anonymity internet BS crap discussion. Please think of this as bringing fresh air to the game you play (probably) daily - just by trying a different approach.

Nice play with the char. custom. screen - looks interesting.
Pipa Porto
#5 - 2012-07-25 11:51:59 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
So you acted like a wanker, whoop de do. Internet and anonymity at it's best.


When I play Diplomacy, I stab my friends in the back to their face. Suicide ganking is a part of the game you're playing. Anonymity has nothing to do with it.

@OP, isn't it great when you catch someone doing something really silly? T2 Rigs on a Retriever, I mean, honestly.

EvE: Everyone vs Everyone

-RubyPorto
Elias Greyhand
#6 - 2012-07-25 12:43:35 UTC
I'm going to start hunting stupid people; my idea of a "fair" fight is one where only I win.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2012-07-25 13:44:45 UTC
Thanks for the shoutout. Nothing makes me warmer or fuzzier than seeing that I've helped someone start on a career path so dear to my heart. Enjoy a little seed money. It's not much, but it should keep you in Catas for a bit.

And I'd like to mention again that if anyone, anywhere, wants any help or advice being a terrible shitheel just convo me. I'm always up to help or advise, or even hook you up with dudes similar to yourself.

Belligerent Undesirables Selling Griefer Immunity
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#8 - 2012-07-25 18:06:21 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
So you acted like a wanker, whoop de do. Internet and anonymity at it's best.


Most definitely mad, bro.

Back to clubbing baby seals. My favorite past time, and good family fun!
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#9 - 2012-07-25 18:29:05 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Jax Bederen wrote:
So you acted like a wanker, whoop de do. Internet and anonymity at it's best.


Most definitely mad, bro.

Back to clubbing baby seals. My favorite past time, and good family fun!


I don't know about mad, but most definitely bad. Shockedhttp://bit.ly/PJb1RI Oops

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Jax Bederen
Dark Horse RM
#10 - 2012-07-25 19:41:05 UTC
Nothing to be mad about, it's not a big accomplishment to be a douche in this game. Now if you took a camera, walked up to some strangers, tried to take something from them while yelling "u mad bro?", "you a care bear?" while they look at you like an idiot before they smacked you in the head, then I would give you many thumbs up for the entertainment value.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2012-07-25 19:59:58 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
Nothing to be mad about, it's not a big accomplishment to be a douche in this game. Now if you took a camera, walked up to some strangers, tried to take something from them while yelling "u mad bro?", "you a care bear?" while they look at you like an idiot before they smacked you in the head, then I would give you many thumbs up for the entertainment value.


They didn't have cameras back when being a pirate was cool Cry

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#12 - 2012-07-25 21:51:42 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
Nothing to be mad about, it's not a big accomplishment to be a douche in this game. Now if you took a camera, walked up to some strangers, tried to take something from them while yelling "u mad bro?", "you a care bear?" while they look at you like an idiot before they smacked you in the head, then I would give you many thumbs up for the entertainment value.


Well hello Fabulous Rod. We meet again.
Jolanda Ovaert
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2012-07-25 22:53:35 UTC
Jax Bederen wrote:
Nothing to be mad about, it's not a big accomplishment to be a douche in this game. Now if you took a camera, walked up to some strangers, tried to take something from them while yelling "u mad bro?", "you a care bear?" while they look at you like an idiot before they smacked you in the head, then I would give you many thumbs up for the entertainment value.


I mentioned there were no tears.....how wrong i was - TEARS - free for everyone to inhale Roll

Still a cool avatar though + although you can't really loose at this game....you sir already did - by the attitude of yours.
Why so serious ?