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Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-07-24 13:55:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ristlin Wakefield
This message goes out to everyone, but especially to Goonswarm Federation and associates:

More and more capsuleers are starting to understand that large alliances mean business. Sometimes this leads to negative feelings and hurt egos. In response, I propose that alliances contract the services of third-party PR spokespersons that will respond to press inquiries and release timely updates to the community to keep outsiders abreast of an alliance's efforts to make New Eden a better place for all (note: "better place" subject to individual view point and perspective).

I introduce the Alliance PR Program (APRP, trademark pending).

I will deliver well written letters that make capsuleers tingle on the inside. The letter will be sent out on behalf of the alliance that chooses to deploy APRP. Rates are competitive.

Example of APRP in action:

I send out a letter on behalf of Goonswarm detailing their latest campaign for justice at a rate of 100 million ISK per letter. Each letter will be approximately 500 words in length (1 page) and will be sent out each week until Goonswarm has won the hearts and minds of all capsuleers or when they choose to cease using APRP.

Sincere regards,

Ristlin Wakefield

Founder of APRP
Patriarch of the Wakefield family
That one guy you saw flying in space.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Ra Jackson
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2012-07-24 14:06:02 UTC
deja vu?
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-07-24 14:14:43 UTC
Ra Jackson wrote:
deja vu?


APRP

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
CorInaXeraL
The Dresdeneers
#4 - 2012-07-24 14:27:42 UTC
Can we start an Alliance PR Center for Training, AKA APRCT.

...actually, sounds too fruity.
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2012-07-24 14:57:06 UTC
CorInaXeraL wrote:
Can we start an Alliance PR Center for Training, AKA APRCT.

...actually, sounds too fruity.


You, sir, have one of the best avatars in this game. Just thought I'd put it on record.

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#6 - 2012-07-24 15:05:12 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
This message goes out to everyone, but especially to Goonswarm Federation and associates:

More and more capsuleers are starting to understand that large alliances mean business. Sometimes this leads to negative feelings and hurt egos. In response, I propose that alliances contract the services of third-party PR spokespersons that will respond to press inquiries and release timely updates to the community to keep outsiders abreast of an alliance's efforts to make New Eden a better place for all (note: "better place" subject to individual view point and perspective).

I introduce the Alliance PR Program (APRP, trademark pending).

I will deliver well written letters that make capsuleers tingle on the inside. The letter will be sent out on behalf of the alliance that chooses to deploy APRP. Rates are competitive.

Example of APRP in action:

I send out a letter on behalf of Goonswarm detailing their latest campaign for justice at a rate of 100 million ISK per letter. Each letter will be approximately 500 words in length (1 page) and will be sent out each week until Goonswarm has won the hearts and minds of all capsuleers or when they choose to cease using APRP.

Sincere regards,

Ristlin Wakefield

Founder of APRP
Patriarch of the Wakefield family
That one guy you saw flying in space.


Lets keep these services at a proper price point, shall we.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would
Ristlin Wakefield
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-07-24 15:25:32 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:
This message goes out to everyone, but especially to Goonswarm Federation and associates:

More and more capsuleers are starting to understand that large alliances mean business. Sometimes this leads to negative feelings and hurt egos. In response, I propose that alliances contract the services of third-party PR spokespersons that will respond to press inquiries and release timely updates to the community to keep outsiders abreast of an alliance's efforts to make New Eden a better place for all (note: "better place" subject to individual view point and perspective).

I introduce the Alliance PR Program (APRP, trademark pending).

I will deliver well written letters that make capsuleers tingle on the inside. The letter will be sent out on behalf of the alliance that chooses to deploy APRP. Rates are competitive.

Example of APRP in action:

I send out a letter on behalf of Goonswarm detailing their latest campaign for justice at a rate of 100 million ISK per letter. Each letter will be approximately 500 words in length (1 page) and will be sent out each week until Goonswarm has won the hearts and minds of all capsuleers or when they choose to cease using APRP.

Sincere regards,

Ristlin Wakefield

Founder of APRP
Patriarch of the Wakefield family
That one guy you saw flying in space.


Lets keep these services at a proper price point, shall we.


Mine is actually a joke mocking yours Roll

I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#8 - 2012-07-24 15:41:09 UTC
Ristlin Wakefield wrote:

Mine is actually a joke mocking yours Roll


And did not notice you are doing me a favour.....great!

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would