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Hard Knocks Inc, C5 Money n Ho's
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Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#1 - 2011-09-08 16:29:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Ayeson
Do you enjoy the watching your enemies dissolve into a amalgamation of shredded steel and tears? Do you enjoy stripping the cosmos of its wealth and becoming 23 different flavors of spacerich? Would you like the security of your own private system in space with a front door that you control? Looking for a way to fund your newest exploits? Then you sir or madam are looking for a wormhole corp.

"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, I don't know where to look! There are so many out there and they all look so boring." Fear not, for your solution is simple!

Hard Knocks Inc. is recruiting!

Hard Knocks is an established C5->C5 Wormhole Corporation with a long history of success and we are looking to expand our membership in ALL TIMEZONES. We have daily opportunities for sleeper combat sites and PVP. In the off hours you can sit back and relax while you let those skills in gas harvesting pull you in over 100m an hour. Luckily for you, now is the perfect time to join.

"But strikingly handsome HK Recruiter, why should I join now?"

We are currently running an Abaddon/Navy Geddon fleet with capital support (4x Escalations Up in Hurr) Not only is it easier for you to train but it also poses significantly less risk for you as you rake in the spacecash. Our capital fleet keeps us safe and our escalations keep us wealthy. If you have a capital of your own you are more than welcome to bring it to the party.

ATTENTION: AWWWWW SNAP ALL TIME ZONES ARE NOW OPEN FOR RECRUITMENT AGAIN, GET AT ME

Hard Knocks Offers You:
• Class 5 Wormhole Sleeper Sites (All up in the Holes)
• Sleeper Site Escalations (Mo Money)
• Gas Cloud Harvesting Opportunities (Suck it Up)
• Small Fleet PVP (Tengu, Nanofleets, Logistic support)

General Requirements:
• Have or be willing to train for scanning skills and Cov Ops ships
• Must maintain a fair level of activity, the quest for spaceglory and exotic dancers does not happen offline (not required to make all sites)
• Must listen to and obey FCs during ops
• We use Mumble as our corp's VOIP client, mic not necessary but ideal (Read: Must be in comms)
• Jabber is used to communicate during off hours

Sub-Capital Requirements:
• Abaddon with T2 tank (T2 guns preferred)
• Tengu skills for pvp preferred but not required

Capital Pilots:
• Revelation
• Moros
• Triage Carrier - Any Race

Since I know you are interested feel free to contact:
Ayeson, Myllz, Waldemar Pawlak or join our recruitment channel "Hard Knocks"

I ♥ the orthrus
Myllz
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-09-08 22:57:07 UTC
I may or may not approve of this product and or service, but I do endorse it.
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#3 - 2011-09-09 23:56:26 UTC
Our Handsome recruiting team is standing by, visit them in channel today!

I ♥ the orthrus
Rhai Bashere
OP Tax Haven
#4 - 2011-09-12 14:42:04 UTC
That is right ladies and gentlemen, you could talk to handsome devils like myself and get all the information you could ever want. Don't be shy, it takes but a mere moment of your time and you could be well on your way to exciting and refreshing spacetime. You know you want something new, you know you're just sitting around in your old corp waiting for something exciting that will likely never come. What do you have to lose? Join the "Hard Knocks" channel and come see the mountainous pile of opportunity that awaits you.
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#5 - 2011-09-16 18:09:12 UTC
Our handsome recruiters are standing by to take care of your every whim...seriously.

I ♥ the orthrus
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#6 - 2011-09-18 18:39:16 UTC
Need decent and ambitious pilots. Join our chat channel: Hard Knocks

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#7 - 2011-10-08 05:16:43 UTC
GUESS WHAT! Recruitment is back open, Hit us up in our chat channel for more info!

Recruiters are standing by!!

I ♥ the orthrus
Myllz
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-10-08 16:31:27 UTC
Oh look! Downtime! When the servers come back up why don't you come join us in our recruitment channel and talk about becoming spacerich!
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#9 - 2011-10-09 23:28:15 UTC
Its Sunday. You're sitting in station looking at your wallet wishing you could be Spacerich like us, throwin' money at ho's in da club like us.

Then you see this thread and you realize...you can be one of us.

Hard Knocks - Join the channel, live the dream

I ♥ the orthrus
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2011-10-09 23:31:33 UTC
Howdy,

Sounds very interesting.

I'm looking to join a corp with a view to increasing my isk reserves while still enjoying the PVP and you guys sound good. I have Amarr BS at 5 with T2 weapons & tank.

I play US / AU timezones, usually active between 2300 and 1200

My job ad here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=19334 let me know if I have what you're looking for.
Myllz
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-10-10 00:30:10 UTC
Looks promising, drop by our in game channel Hard Knocks and talk with us.
Number IX
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2011-10-10 04:35:34 UTC
I like 23 flavours of spacerich...
I like handsome recruiters...
I am also quite partial to throwing money at ho's...

See you in your public channel.
Qaldramas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-10-10 16:02:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Qaldramas
Now for a testimonial from a real Hard Knocks corp member, me.

"I'd tried to get spacerich before, but it never worked out. Mining took too long. Nullsec offered good isk but I lost too much of it in mandatory ops (like POS bashing and blob warfare.) I just wanted a place where I could make redonkulus amounts of isk and enjoy some fun PvP. I've found my home in Hard Knocks! I can make more in a night of sleeper sites than I could in a couple nights in null with 99% less POS bashing! Stay for just one month and you'll wonder why you ever lived in Known Space."

EDIT: Note, this is not from a paid actor.
Waldemar Pawlak
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#14 - 2011-10-10 23:49:02 UTC
What the guys said and much more. Join us if you are not afraid to burrow yourself deep into the warm blood red environment of cosy c5 holes...

For recruitment:

1) Join our public channel: Hard Knocks 2) Follow the steps in MOTD of the channel. 3) Profit!
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#15 - 2011-10-11 04:19:25 UTC
You misspelled cozy.

But seriously, come nestle yourself deep inside the wormhole with us

I ♥ the orthrus
Zefirys Exile
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-10-11 16:04:36 UTC
I won't bite, I promise!
Oksana Wrinkle
Legion Auxiliary and Training Corporation
#17 - 2011-10-11 20:22:35 UTC
Im interested in being spacerich :D im amarr pilot as well! Will be sure to join your public channel :D
Qaldramas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-10-12 02:58:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Qaldramas
Have you ever even considered doing PvP in a Tengu before? I hadn't before I joined this corp and started getting 23 flavors of space rich. You haven't kited until you've kited in a 100mn Tengu - Nanodrakes got nothing on that. Come join Hard Knocks, get space rich, and PvP like you just don't care!
Rhai Bashere
OP Tax Haven
#19 - 2011-10-12 15:38:46 UTC
Tired of your fugly face and your out of date fashions? Come out to the land of milk and honey and sleepers where you'll never have to see the CQ again. We are 20% cooler than the leading competitor.
Ayeson
Hard Knocks Inc.
Hard Knocks Citizens
#20 - 2011-10-13 16:45:04 UTC
Wormholes are like your own private island...in space....where you print money...on paper made of baby seal fur

I ♥ the orthrus
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