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Shiptoasters Anonymous

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Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#21 - 2012-07-23 04:06:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Grumpymunky
stoicfaux wrote:
My posts are perfectly normal/average. Everyone else's posts are either shiptoasts or works of art.

~Einstein, Theory of Relativity

Einstein married his cousin. He theorised, however, that it was ok to be attracted to a close relative if she had knockers like the OP's. This became known as Einstein's Theory of Relativetitty.

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#22 - 2012-07-23 04:28:29 UTC
"Non, je ne regrette rien, rien!" (Edith Piaf)

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-07-23 05:00:19 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all.

Quoted for truthiness.

When you've read a particularly high caliber shiptoast, you often feel like you're wearing too many T-Shirts, and the one on the outside reads "Nous avec au bon pains" (creatively translated: "We have good buns").

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Fatbottom Girl
Doomheim
#24 - 2012-07-23 05:08:06 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?


Chests are the best feature of the character creator Smile
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2012-07-23 05:11:30 UTC
I am Adalynne Rohks.

I am a shiptoaster.

I have no regrets.

I am shameless.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#26 - 2012-07-23 05:12:12 UTC
I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist...Cry

THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone!

(Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.)

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-07-23 05:14:46 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist...Cry

THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone!

(Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.)


I give you a 4/10. Looks like there's some potential, and you put some nice effort into it, but exceptional shiptoasting requires much more subtlety. And maybe if you changed the lighting, that would help, too... I dunno.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#28 - 2012-07-23 05:19:57 UTC
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist...Cry

THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone!

(Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.)
Awwwwww...

Post with your monkey.

Thread locked due to lack of pants.
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#29 - 2012-07-23 06:38:32 UTC
Adalynne Rohks wrote:
Tarryn Nightstorm wrote:
I...I...OMG, I can no longer resist...Cry

THIS THRAED IS NOW ABOUT CATS!!11!!oneone!

(Because anyone who can't say "Awwwwww..." to this should probably seek help.)


I give you a 4/10. Looks like there's some potential, and you put some nice effort into it, but exceptional shiptoasting requires much more subtlety. And maybe if you changed the lighting, that would help, too... I dunno.


Scalpels are great.

But chainsaws, they're funTwisted.

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#30 - 2012-07-23 07:05:12 UTC
They see me shiptoasting. They hatin they se me trollin... They crazay.

i hull tank cus it makes my ship toasty
Amber Katelo
#31 - 2012-07-23 19:28:23 UTC
My name is not Amber... I am a shiptoaster.

I have these nearly uncontrollable urges to post links to the duckroll video on Youtube.

I shoot first.
Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#32 - 2012-07-23 19:54:06 UTC
I don't "toast" ships, I "Scorch" them!

Please support: export of settings in editable format

Your stuff goes here.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#33 - 2012-07-29 11:22:09 UTC
I'm in your game, toasting your ships

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack
Americe Zane
The Lucky Punx
#34 - 2012-07-29 11:33:07 UTC
I try to be post good, but I sux.
The D1ngo
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-07-29 15:14:51 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all.


Evolution of a quality shiptoast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM

Notice how it is casually thrown into the forums

Observe the unsuspecting forum posters

Watch them panic as they realize they are in the presence of a truly classic shiptoast, many run, some scream and of course there is the obligatory "report" to the forum police.

The ISD gears up to clean all the ship out of the toast only to find it too well crafted to even modify.

You are in presence of greatness.You have been humbled.

You realize it takes an Eve to raise a shiptoaster
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#36 - 2012-07-30 00:39:39 UTC
The D1ngo wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all.


Evolution of a quality shiptoast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM

Notice how it is casually thrown into the forums

Observe the unsuspecting forum posters

Watch them panic as they realize they are in the presence of a truly classic shiptoast, many run, some scream and of course there is the obligatory "report" to the forum police.

The ISD gears up to clean all the ship out of the toast only to find it too well crafted to even modify.

You are in presence of greatness.You have been humbled.

You realize it takes an Eve to raise a shiptoaster



lmao +1

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
pirvoz
HappyLambs
#37 - 2012-08-08 22:54:36 UTC  |  Edited by: pirvoz
Hm, to be interesting and light in read and more understanding so the masses can relate and safely return to their routine. Sure thing, I do that by not acting at all. But when I do, it’s not aimed to be likable to masses. I find it quite boring. Anyhow, well putt but a little to pretentious, and I give a plus for good intensions.
Blane Xero
The Firestorm Cartel
#38 - 2012-08-08 23:14:34 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all.

I like to think ISD/CCP people read my posts occasionally and as the post progresses, a bead of sweat drops down their neck and they hope that I don't ruin a perfectly good post with a comment designed as a disguised comment of hatred.

Resident Haruhiist since December 2008.

Laying claim to Out of Pod Experience since 2007, plain and simple. Keep the trash out of [u]Out Of Pod Experience[/u], If it's EVE Related or deserves a Lock, it does not belong here.
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