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Shiptoasters Anonymous

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Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2012-07-05 21:47:05 UTC
Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our posts had become unreadable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Moderator greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Mods as we understood The Mods
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our posts
Step 5 - Admitted to The Mods, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our shiptoasting
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have The Mods remove all the defects in these posts
Step 7 - Humbly asked The Mods to remove our shiptoasts
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we shiptoasted promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through study and meditation to improve the veracity of our posts and the level of game-related content therein
Step 12 - Having had an intellectual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our posts

In this thread, you will find uncritical support for your addiction to badpoasting. No one will ask you to post with your main here. All we ask is that you start on the path to good-posting and start by admitting your condition.

My name is not Lina... I am a shiptoaster.

I admit I once fed a troll.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2 - 2012-07-05 21:50:17 UTC
I regret nothing

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Unimaginative Guy
Dutch Squad
#3 - 2012-07-06 02:44:23 UTC
I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....

sounds like endless fun.
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#4 - 2012-07-06 02:48:27 UTC  |  Edited by: rodyas
What do you get in return for not shiptoasting? Just vague, teasing promises? I call them the real trolls.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2012-07-06 02:57:32 UTC
Unimaginative Guy wrote:
I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....

sounds like endless fun.


Well on your way son.
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#6 - 2012-07-06 03:02:02 UTC
Unimaginative Guy wrote:
I havn't shitposted yet but I really should start.....

sounds like endless fun.



Beware, it is the drug of drugs. One good hit and you'll be hooked for life.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
Charles Baker
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-07-06 03:06:36 UTC
Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#8 - 2012-07-06 03:23:47 UTC
^ I think they just put me in Boobs anonymous.

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Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#9 - 2012-07-06 03:36:33 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?

Has anyone noticed that EVE clothing is impossibly form fitting?
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#10 - 2012-07-06 03:40:43 UTC
You have to wear smaller sizes to obtain that in real life.

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#11 - 2012-07-06 03:49:21 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?


Those aren't boobs, that's a dead heat in a zeppelin race

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#12 - 2012-07-06 03:50:29 UTC
I'm very comfortable with my shitposting and have no regrets whatsoever
ShipToaster
#13 - 2012-07-06 04:06:22 UTC
I am not just a shiptoaster but am the one and only ShipToaster.

.
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2012-07-23 03:05:36 UTC
Corina Jarr wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
Anyone else notice that Lina's avatar has ridiculous boobs?

Has anyone noticed that EVE clothing is impossibly form fitting?

Advanced space-age materials, FTW.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2012-07-23 03:07:17 UTC
rodyas wrote:
^ I think they just put me in Boobs anonymous.

Step 1... We admitted we were hopelessly addicted to boobs...

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
stoicfaux
#16 - 2012-07-23 03:12:12 UTC
My posts are perfectly normal/average. Everyone else's posts are either shiptoasts or works of art.

~Einstein, Theory of Relativity

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Serena Serene
Heretic University
#17 - 2012-07-23 03:18:32 UTC
I think it's much more Einstein to say that the "perfect" shiptoast's badness is constant compared to all other toasts, not matter how good or bad they are.
And it's impossible for any shiptoaster with any amount of understanding of EvE's nature to reach the perfect shiptoast, while those without any understanding of EvE cannot -not- toast on the perfect shiptoast's level.
Also it's impossible to shiptoast worse than the perfect shiptoast.
Lina Alar
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2012-07-23 03:28:56 UTC
Serena Serene wrote:
I think it's much more Einstein to say that the "perfect" shiptoast's badness is constant compared to all other toasts, not matter how good or bad they are.
And it's impossible for any shiptoaster with any amount of understanding of EvE's nature to reach the perfect shiptoast, while those without any understanding of EvE cannot -not- toast on the perfect shiptoast's level.
Also it's impossible to shiptoast worse than the perfect shiptoast.

Unless the universe is closed, in which the degree of shippiness may reach all the way round the continuum of cognition, on into excellence, and back to excrescence. When that happens, one must measure the number of times the toast has spanned the conceptual continuum and come back to meet itself in order to gauge the magnitude of its terribleness.

Perfect shiptoasts, then, must be recursive, and likely must contain at least one tautology.

An explanation of Eve socialization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTbgvYPVdXE

Lick with your main™
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2012-07-23 03:53:29 UTC
If you've shiptoasted correctly, no one will be sure if you shiptoasted at all.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Gorinia Sanford
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-07-23 03:54:02 UTC
Lina Alar wrote:
Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction - that our posts had become unreadable
Step 2 - Came to believe that a Moderator greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of The Mods as we understood The Mods
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our posts
Step 5 - Admitted to The Mods, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our shiptoasting
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have The Mods remove all the defects in these posts
Step 7 - Humbly asked The Mods to remove our shiptoasts
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory and when we shiptoasted promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through study and meditation to improve the veracity of our posts and the level of game-related content therein
Step 12 - Having had an intellectual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other addicts, and to practice these principles in all our posts

In this thread, you will find uncritical support for your addiction to badpoasting. No one will ask you to post with your main here. All we ask is that you start on the path to good-posting and start by admitting your condition.

My name is not Lina... I am a shiptoaster.

I admit I once fed a troll.


Well played madam, well played.
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