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Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-07-21 05:01:02 UTC
Everyone in the CFC is really cool, that's how you know they're in the CFC. If they're chill? And we're not shooting them? Yeah. Sunglasses, popped collars, ripped abs. That's the CFC. We get all the ladies and clown on anyone who looks at us funny. If you can't tell who we are maybe you need your eyes examined. With my fist. Nerds.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#22 - 2012-07-21 05:06:00 UTC
Richard Desturned wrote:
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
And you can talk in local. Amazing.

Not applicable to the whole of CFC, but at most it's a minor disappointment to those that can't. Smacking in or shitting up local doesn't really add much to my enjoyment of the game.


well that's a shame isn't it?

Is it?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-07-21 06:04:42 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!

But why would we want to?

You don't pay rent in CFC unlike everyone else.

You don't get forced into CTAs either, but when you join fleets you can get in the hugest blobs.

And you can talk in local. Amazing.


Flew with FA, had to participate in CTA's your arguments are invalid.

No, you didn't.
Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-07-21 06:14:27 UTC
Zerglings.
Elaine Sedai
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2012-07-21 06:30:18 UTC
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!



From this point on feels like deja vu

also I love how they pretebd they like newbies, thx for showing the lie
Elaine Sedai
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-07-21 06:32:45 UTC
Akirei Scytale wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Luba Cibre wrote:

HBC:
Pandemic Legion
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Tribal Band

I thought The 99 Percent and The Aurora Shadow are part of the HBC?

At least 99 has some sov...


They are, that list is far from complete but its a good "gist"



Thats what Im lookin for lol a complete one...
KrakizBad
Section 8.
#27 - 2012-07-21 06:39:12 UTC
Charles Baker wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!

But why would we want to?

You don't pay rent in CFC unlike everyone else.

You don't get forced into CTAs either, but when you join fleets you can get in the hugest blobs.

And you can talk in local. Amazing.


Flew with FA, had to participate in CTA's your arguments are invalid.

Nope.
Elaine Sedai
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-07-21 06:42:24 UTC
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
Everyone in the CFC is really cool, that's how you know they're in the CFC. If they're chill? And we're not shooting them? Yeah. Sunglasses, popped collars, ripped abs. That's the CFC. We get all the ladies and clown on anyone who looks at us funny. If you can't tell who we are maybe you need your eyes examined. With my fist. Nerds.


woo fisting!
Suddenly Forums ForumKings
Doomheim
#29 - 2012-07-21 06:42:59 UTC
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!


Hey folks, this is what Goonswarm thinks of everyone who isn't in Goonswarm!

How does it feel to be a valued member of the CFC, pubby?
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#30 - 2012-07-21 06:49:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
First entry is mostly accurate (so are the rest): http://eveinfo.net/wiki/inde~186.htm

Edit: The word ****** here is of course used in the typical internet video gaming manner and does not indicate homosexuality, a cigarette, or a bundle of sticks.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#31 - 2012-07-21 07:03:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Goonswarm was once described by another poster on these forums, who's name I've unfortunately forgotten, as an entropic collective. This is accurate. We are so incredibly bad at Eve-Online that we act much like a negatively charged particle attracting positively charged particles. Our utter inability to do anything positive has attractive the best of the best in Eve-Online. Other members of the CFC have proven themselves highly competent, motivated and organized to such a degree that they have become stuck to us. Our allies really are the best players Eve-Online has ever seen and it has doomed them to being trapped in our orbit (We're also quite fat you see). When Goonswarm blunders into another Coalition's space and begins to incompetently wreck up the place, our allies have no choice but to fight with all their vigor solely out of self-preservation.

In keeping with the particle charge analogy we are so completely crap at this game that we also repulse equally terrible alliances. Which explains why White Noise and RaidenDOT crumbled so quickly in the north. It perfectly explains why Against All Authorities fled back to Catch & Stain in the south, screaming in terror at our week old newbies in Rifters. Its not because they couldn't fight back; but because they had no choice but to collapse and flee, its the laws of physics.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Zagdul
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2012-07-21 07:37:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Zagdul
Charles Baker wrote:
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Charles Baker wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!

But why would we want to?

You don't pay rent in CFC unlike everyone else.

You don't get forced into CTAs either, but when you join fleets you can get in the hugest blobs.

And you can talk in local. Amazing.


Flew with FA, had to participate in CTA's your arguments are invalid.

You're a liar.

And I know this because when we need a bunch of dudes we call them GTFIFF's not CTA's.

Dual Pane idea: Click!

CCP Please Implement
General Gareth Bryne
Antisocial Malkavians
#33 - 2012-07-21 14:47:11 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Tyrozan
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Goonswarm was once described by another poster on these forums, who's name I've unfortunately forgotten, as an entropic collective. This is accurate. We are so incredibly bad at Eve-Online that we act much like a negatively charged particle attracting positively charged particles. Our utter inability to do anything positive has attractive the best of the best in Eve-Online. Other members of the CFC have proven themselves highly competent, motivated and organized to such a degree that they have become stuck to us. Our allies really are the best players Eve-Online has ever seen and it has doomed them to being trapped in our orbit (We're also quite fat you see). When Goonswarm blunders into another Coalition's space and begins to incompetently wreck up the place, our allies have no choice but to fight with all their vigor solely out of self-preservation.

In keeping with the particle charge analogy we are so completely crap at this game that we also repulse equally terrible alliances. Which explains why White Noise and RaidenDOT crumbled so quickly in the north. It perfectly explains why Against All Authorities fled back to Catch & Stain in the south, screaming in terror at our week old newbies in Rifters. Its not because they couldn't fight back; but because they had no choice but to collapse and flee, its the laws of physics.



-snip- Removing accusation for unfair assistance without proof. - ISD Tyrozan
Karadion Kohlar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-07-21 23:16:14 UTC
Suddenly Forums ForumKings wrote:
Karadion Kohlar wrote:
Q: Can you join the CFC particularly GoonSwarm Federation?
A: HA HA HA HA no. Pubbies!


Hey folks, this is what Goonswarm thinks of everyone who isn't in Goonswarm!

How does it feel to be a valued member of the CFC, pubby?

Hey folks! This is what Goonswarm thinks of this terrible poster.......

Oh nevermind, it's just a terrible poster.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#35 - 2012-07-21 23:27:18 UTC
General Gareth Bryne wrote:


Friends inm CCP didnt help at all....


I think you missed the satire. Try again, its really not hard to get once you leave your serious business at the door.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2012-07-22 12:23:19 UTC
General Gareth Bryne wrote:



Friends inm CCP didnt help at all....


This is coming dangerously close to rumor mongering.
General Gareth Bryne
Antisocial Malkavians
#37 - 2012-07-23 03:54:04 UTC
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
General Gareth Bryne wrote:



Friends inm CCP didnt help at all....


This is coming dangerously close to rumor mongering.


Id say its rumor mongering to say its false.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-07-23 05:09:41 UTC
General Gareth Bryne wrote:
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
General Gareth Bryne wrote:



Friends inm CCP didnt help at all....


This is coming dangerously close to rumor mongering.


Id say its rumor mongering to say its false.

It's rumor mongering to say that which is unverified, posited by a few disgruntled individuals, and completely baseless is false?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Signal11th
#39 - 2012-07-23 07:50:20 UTC
Andrey Wartooth wrote:
General Gareth Bryne wrote:



Friends inm CCP didnt help at all....


This is coming dangerously close to rumor mongering.



How's the cobalt market by the way? Blink

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#40 - 2012-07-24 19:17:40 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
It's rumor mongering to say that which is unverified, posited by a few disgruntled individuals, and completely baseless is false?

In the new pubby-run reality, why not.

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