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Wild Review on Amazon about eve inferno

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I Love Lesbians
Doomheim
#21 - 2012-07-20 12:52:02 UTC
I guess that guy bought ISK and CCP stripped his wallet
Jess Maine
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2012-07-20 13:05:08 UTC
I haerd at those bar meetings that Hilmar deceives you to play drinking games for PLEX rewards but he secretly wants to get you smashed so you play EVE drunk and lose all your **** ;)
D3F4ULT
#23 - 2012-07-20 13:06:13 UTC  |  Edited by: D3F4ULT
Whenever I get mad... I write an amazon review.

"Bow down before the one you serve, you're going to get what you deserve"
Xpaulusx
Naari LLC
#24 - 2012-07-20 14:18:34 UTC
People still dont understand....it is the very lethality of Eveonline that draws us to it. This game has been around for some 10 years now while other games have come and gone, that in itself speaks volumes for the game and the community that plays it. Im sure i speak for others that Eve is the only game that holds my interest compared to whats out there. BTW CCP dosent blow up your ships you idiot. Ugh

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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#25 - 2012-07-20 16:05:02 UTC
I Love Lesbians wrote:
I guess that guy bought ISK and CCP stripped his wallet


This. There is no one so aggrieved as a cheater who gets busted

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Rer Eirikr
The Scope
#26 - 2012-07-20 16:13:06 UTC
Left a 5 star review to compensate. Blink

EVE Online is no longer EVE Online: A Bad Game, its now Eve Online: A Progressively Improving Game, and deserves kudos as such.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#27 - 2012-07-20 16:21:02 UTC
I M SO MAD I CANT KEYBORD.

Handy conversion chart for the misspellings.

emense = immense
under statment = understatement
There = Their
costomers = customers
nonexsistant = nonexistent
wolfs = wolves
thier = their...so close!
goverment = government
pboblem = problem
instatution = institution
rase = raise
comunication = communication
venomis = venomous
pleasent = pleasant
stolden = stolen
Thay = they
thier = their...keep trying, you'll get it!
chafeing = chafing
thier = their...okay, maybe you won't.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Elvis Fett
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2012-07-20 16:43:22 UTC
I Love Lesbians wrote:
I guess that guy bought ISK and CCP stripped his wallet


This is what I got from his review/GD Post. Sounded like someone got caught cheating and was quite butthurt about it.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-07-20 17:27:12 UTC
KHAAN DRAKE wrote:
Check out the review on amazon about eve inferno! I'd say someone is severly butt hurt!


Judging by this post, I would say said butt hurt player is you.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#30 - 2012-07-20 18:10:06 UTC
Halete wrote:
This review could teach me a thing or two about hyperbole, and I'm British.

If there's three things we do well it's: understating, overstating and practicing poor dental hygiene.


Dont forget our superpowers of irony and sarcasm.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#31 - 2012-07-20 18:14:54 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
KHAAN DRAKE wrote:
Check out the review on amazon about eve inferno! I'd say someone is severly butt hurt!


Judging by this post, I would say said butt hurt player is you.


Busted troll is busted.

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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#32 - 2012-07-20 18:22:47 UTC
Does it make me a bad person to want to upvote his comments so more people see how ******** he is?

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
gulftobay
Mesotopia
#33 - 2012-07-20 18:31:18 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
KHAAN DRAKE wrote:
Check out the review on amazon about eve inferno! I'd say someone is severly butt hurt!


Judging by this post, I would say said butt hurt player is you.


Definitely same person, spelling/grammatical errors are nearly identical as well as the nature of rant.
Karl Planck
Perkone
Caldari State
#34 - 2012-07-20 19:03:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Karl Planck
Quote:
And moms out there with any common sense, don't let the kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunks and drug additcs.


priceless

what an asshat

also, posting in an epic troll thread

I has all the eve inactivity
Shizuken
Venerated Stars
#35 - 2012-07-20 19:33:47 UTC
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
I tried reading his posts and I still can't figure out what he's mad about.
He thinks CCP blew up his ships or something?


Yeah im with you on this as well. All things considered he seems to think that you pay for the game, the. CCP employees come along and pod you. All of this with the intent to make you buy PLEXs to replace it.
Bunnie Hop
Bunny Knights
#36 - 2012-07-20 21:01:07 UTC
Personally I never make a decision based upon someones review, either of movies or games, as its all subjective anyway. Some of my favorite games or films got trashed by reviewers in the media so who really cares what they think anyway.
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#37 - 2012-07-20 21:11:04 UTC
gulftobay wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
KHAAN DRAKE wrote:
Check out the review on amazon about eve inferno! I'd say someone is severly butt hurt!


Judging by this post, I would say said butt hurt player is you.


Definitely same person, spelling/grammatical errors are nearly identical as well as the nature of rant.


He probably thought we'd cry about his terrible review. Odd how he's reviewing EVE on Amazon and not a game site, I thought Amazon's only connection to the game was where all the RMTers sell their accounts.

Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method Mamma didn't raise no victims.
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-07-20 21:13:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Karkaroph
Nirnias Stirrum wrote:
What an absolute fool. Doesnt know how to play the game and sure as hell doesnt know how to write a review.

In fact he is so bad at the game he had to review it twice:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2Q4R6Q9N0W70I/ref=cm_pdp_rev_all?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview

And from August 10th 2011 to July 19 2012, he has been palying the game a couple of years now.

Correct me if im wrong here as maths was never my strong subject but thats only 11 months and 9 days right?

Even assuming he didnt review it right away he is way off and obviously not been playing long at all.




Karkaroph is no fan of double posting...

[i]I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me.

I, Karkaroph.[/i]
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#39 - 2012-07-20 21:14:10 UTC
Karkaroph is no fan of double posting at all!

[i]I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me.

I, Karkaroph.[/i]
HellBent KillingSpree
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#40 - 2012-07-20 21:16:03 UTC
"don't let the kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunks and drug additcs"

YEEHHAAAAAA!!!

"Dont let your kids play on the weekends unless you like exposing your children to several thousand drunk and drug addicts" An unbiased Amazon players review
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