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The tale of a noob Orca owner

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lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#1 - 2012-07-18 00:45:28 UTC  |  Edited by: lanyaie
Youtbue link coming soon


-Victim's name is not mentioned-
-medium faction tower was stolen from victim as he jettisoned it
- Pos modules were in the GSC alot of them
- Estimated pos module worth was over 200m
- medium faction pos worth unknown
Killmail



TL;Dr at bottom
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Planning



It was a bright day in J133207 I was flying around clearing sites as usual, I was almost done when something came to my mind: "Why was I doing sites while I could get people to pay me and have them die without having to do anything" I came into the idea of creating a post on the forums, I realized since it is a pulsar c3 wormhole getting a buyer that's stupid enough wouldn't be that hard, so there I was creating the scheme in my mind...when I decided to hit it up on the forums, So there I was the scam was ready it was now a matter of time



The scam

6 days had passed since my scheme started and I got desperate and almost forgot about it until....the convo,
There he was Mr.stupid talking to me in a way that disgusted me the most about noobs, he is most likely a plex buyer that gains everything from plex
Quote:
first convo with name edited


There i was, making his noob ass itch so hard....but his arm were too short to realize the consequences it would have if he believed me,he seemed to believe everything, at one point I started to wonder who was being scammed me or him

Second convo

So now he was closer to figuring out it was a scam, knowingly I was touched and felt offended so I talked my way out of it and he believed it (again) I started to wonder if this guy knew what I was doing and was wasting my time or was he up to something?"naah that couldn't be it" I thought, But there he was saying he wanted to use taggert I knew It couldn't work out while using them so I went with Chribba, Which for his cheap ass unfortunately told him to pay 50million isk(WHEN WILL KIDS LISTEN CHRIBBA IS THE MAN)

So a few days passed and I was afraid my buyer was going to back out but then there he came with the darkness shining on him he had his sunglasses on and didn't notice what was about to happen.

third convo


So there I was close to achieving victory he still was unsuspecting not much else I can say


final convo


Now this is where things are starting to get interesting any decent person would have asked right now

"Why does he want me to keep warping to that same spot" (isn't it the same in a wh)
"Why does he keep asking me how many jumps im out" (does it matter he is there already right)
"Alot on dscan?" (dont wh's usually change so you have to scan them out so dscan doesnt matter)
"hard to find your pos that way" (Huh like if anyone wanted to really find it they couldn't )
"Need to buy some ****" ( isn't this the guy that has lived in wh's for ages and gained tons of ISK?Why does he need 500m)
"Friends are there to defend" (Didn't he say the wh was all clear earlier and why the **** is there a wreck lying at this spot with drones)
"Why are the friends not in the same fleet"



LESSON LEARNED




TL;DR:

Lany is bored wants tears creates scheme noob with plex contacts lanyaie lies lanyaie gets orca

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-07-18 00:55:07 UTC
finally some tears on C&P with proof.
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#3 - 2012-07-18 04:41:15 UTC
Don't sound like tears to me. Sounds like someone we need more of as noobs. Less whine, more understanding.

Then again, I just read the last two links.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#4 - 2012-07-18 08:31:40 UTC
Decent read, bit long tho.

Not much tears :'(

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#5 - 2012-07-18 19:26:39 UTC
I didn't read any of the links, are they important?
Could you not just tell us you got a guy to fly to a wormhole with you?

And it's noobs like him who pay double what a 30 day sub costs for a PLEX that pay for the accounts of those with enough ISK income to afford them in-game. That just tells me they have more money than you do.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.

lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#6 - 2012-07-18 22:15:37 UTC
Moonlit Raid wrote:
I didn't read any of the links, are they important?
Could you not just tell us you got a guy to fly to a wormhole with you?

And it's noobs like him who pay double what a 30 day sub costs for a PLEX that pay for the accounts of those with enough ISK income to afford them in-game. That just tells me they have more money than you do.



You sir are an idiot and should permanently stay off the eve forums or any other forum or perhaps even the internet and go earn some common sense, if someone buys gtc that does not mean they have more money then a guy who Earns ISK and buys plex, that isn't the case at all so im not sure how that managed to" tell you" anything


Also, I have nothing about people buying GTC for ISK, infact I couldn't care less, what I do care about is players who don't know anything about the game buying GTC and buying stuff they don't know anything about at all, Even then I don't care because most of the time they believe everything you say and you can go ahead and rob them blind.


Anyhow if you don't like reading, like I said before: Get off the forums


If i was to post that i got someone to fly to a wh with me you would be complaining also, and yes the links are very important, if you read the links you will actually know what happened.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#7 - 2012-07-19 00:50:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Moonlit Raid
lanyaie wrote:

You sir are an idiot and should permanently stay off the eve forums or any other forum or perhaps even the internet and go earn some common sense, if someone buys gtc that does not mean they have more money then a guy who Earns ISK and buys plex, that isn't the case at all so im not sure how that managed to" tell you" anything

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.

It couldn't really tell me anything else, you grind to continue playing a game to grind, vs someone who has enough money in the real world to throw it away on whatever he wants, such as ingame items, knowing full well the cash might end up down the pan. That being the important bit, he knows he's likely to lose it but because it's surplus to his IRL wages he doesn't care. Whereas yourself being so infatuated yet unable to afford the meagre charges have to spend every waking moment to buy the next plex he so generously offers.

Edit: just spotted your buffoonery. What exactly are you referring to as the next chronological event? It looks like you meant "than."

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.

Saithe
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-07-19 01:37:08 UTC
Moonlit Raid wrote:
lanyaie wrote:

You sir are an idiot and should permanently stay off the eve forums or any other forum or perhaps even the internet and go earn some common sense, if someone buys gtc that does not mean they have more money then a guy who Earns ISK and buys plex, that isn't the case at all so im not sure how that managed to" tell you" anything

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.

It couldn't really tell me anything else, you grind to continue playing a game to grind, vs someone who has enough money in the real world to throw it away on whatever he wants, such as ingame items, knowing full well the cash might end up down the pan. That being the important bit, he knows he's likely to lose it but because it's surplus to his IRL wages he doesn't care. Whereas yourself being so infatuated yet unable to afford the meagre charges have to spend every waking moment to buy the next plex he so generously offers.

Edit: just spotted your buffoonery. What exactly are you referring to as the next chronological event? It looks like you meant "than."


notsureifstupidorjustverystupid.jpg
lanyaie
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#9 - 2012-07-19 01:53:01 UTC
Correcting someone- pro
Saying someone doesn't have enough money IRL because they don't spend it on a game- even better


Now let me tell you this I'm not the richest person in eve or in the world but I do know I'm not poor in either, I will not go into the detail of RL conditions as that doesn't concern you so you may just go ahead and make false assumptions.

Anyhow let me tell you that in a day if i put effort into it I can fuel my accounts ( 4 of them) with enough plex for the month but currently thats not needed as I have enough ISK to fund all of the things I do in eve

anyhow post with your main.

Spaceprincess

People who put passwords on char bazaar Eveboards are the worst.

Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#10 - 2012-07-19 02:29:36 UTC
sooo... congrats on being a douche?
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#11 - 2012-07-19 02:35:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-19 02:56:50 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.

I'm not sure what logic you are reffering to. Is it the fleshlight of truith or something? about "subconcious"?
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#13 - 2012-07-19 03:35:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.

I'm not sure what logic you are reffering to. Is it the fleshlight of truith or something? about "subconcious"?


I have to admit you are pretty funny though. you got me fuked up.
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2012-07-19 04:15:23 UTC
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.

I'm not sure what logic you are reffering to. Is it the fleshlight of truith or something? about "subconcious"?


I have to admit you are pretty funny though. you got me fuked up.

Kid, you were fuked up before you even created that alt.
Fabulous Rod
Darkfall Corp
#15 - 2012-07-19 04:42:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Fabulous Rod
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.

I'm not sure what logic you are reffering to. Is it the fleshlight of truith or something? about "subconcious"?


I have to admit you are pretty funny though. you got me fuked up.

Kid, you were fuked up before you even created that alt.


you can't really judge tho, being a lifeless douche who lives on the forum of a video game, throwing out your worthless 2 cents in every thread, can you?

nope Smile
Astroniomix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2012-07-19 05:31:36 UTC
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Astroniomix wrote:
Fabulous Rod wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:

OMG I love people crying! I can totally taste your tears and everything. My god they're DELICIOUS.


Greifer-wannabe tears are the best tears, aren't they? Hilarious how upset some kids get when you apply a little logic to their fantasy.

I'm not sure what logic you are reffering to. Is it the fleshlight of truith or something? about "subconcious"?


I have to admit you are pretty funny though. you got me fuked up.

Kid, you were fuked up before you even created that alt.


you can't really judge tho, being a lifeless douche who lives on the forum of a video game, throwing out your worthless 2 cents in every thread, can you?

nope Smile

False. Seeing as I have an extensive posting/combat history. I am far more qualified to judge than some glorified npc corp alt. (props on putting in the effort to at least try to make him look like an actual character)
Ra Jackson
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2012-07-19 08:45:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Ra Jackson
lanyaie wrote:
Moonlit Raid wrote:
I didn't read any of the links, are they important?
Could you not just tell us you got a guy to fly to a wormhole with you?

And it's noobs like him who pay double what a 30 day sub costs for a PLEX that pay for the accounts of those with enough ISK income to afford them in-game. That just tells me they have more money than you do.



You sir are an idiot and should permanently stay off the eve forums or any other forum or perhaps even the internet and go earn some common sense, if someone buys gtc that does not mean they have more money then a guy who Earns ISK and buys plex, that isn't the case at all so im not sure how that managed to" tell you" anything


Also, I have nothing about people buying GTC for ISK, infact I couldn't care less, what I do care about is players who don't know anything about the game buying GTC and buying stuff they don't know anything about at all, Even then I don't care because most of the time they believe everything you say and you can go ahead and rob them blind.


So you are complaining about nothing really. Your logs only show that your victim is eager to learn and a mature player. Way to go in a game as complex as EVE. Would recruit him anytime.
And that you wasted a significant amount of time in relation to the final haul.
Whereas you seem to be a bit annoying.

1/10.
Moonlit Raid
Doomheim
#18 - 2012-07-19 20:03:27 UTC
lanyaie wrote:
Correcting someone- pro
Saying someone doesn't have enough money IRL because they don't spend it on a game- even better


Now let me tell you this I'm not the richest person in eve or in the world but I do know I'm not poor in either, I will not go into the detail of RL conditions as that doesn't concern you so you may just go ahead and make false assumptions.

Anyhow let me tell you that in a day if i put effort into it I can fuel my accounts ( 4 of them) with enough plex for the month but currently thats not needed as I have enough ISK to fund all of the things I do in eve

anyhow post with your main.

You posted the story for acclaim, that is the only possibility here. I am not giving you any, please don't mistake me for giving a **** in either direction, but tricking a noob who's just spent a few bil on gear after joining a game he wants to throw some effort and time into just isn't difficult on the grand scheme of things.

I also don't care what you do IRL.

You ask me to post with my main, firstly; as soon as you create two characters both are alternate to each other, so what's a main? Secondly, What would that change? I'm still me mocking your attempt at pseudo fame just under a name I don't often use in-game.

Thank you for crying it makes all this time I'm using so worth while. Even if you have stolen an orca?[+contents?] you still got angry at nothing but words. My final words as endorsed by CCP's instance that anything goes. Grow up kid.

If brute force isn't working, you're just not using enough.

Please Note: Any advice given comes with the caveat that nothing will be suitable for every situation.

Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#19 - 2012-07-19 20:34:13 UTC
Moonlit Raid wrote:
lanyaie wrote:
Correcting someone- pro
Saying someone doesn't have enough money IRL because they don't spend it on a game- even better


Now let me tell you this I'm not the richest person in eve or in the world but I do know I'm not poor in either, I will not go into the detail of RL conditions as that doesn't concern you so you may just go ahead and make false assumptions.

Anyhow let me tell you that in a day if i put effort into it I can fuel my accounts ( 4 of them) with enough plex for the month but currently thats not needed as I have enough ISK to fund all of the things I do in eve

anyhow post with your main.

You posted the story for acclaim, that is the only possibility here. I am not giving you any, please don't mistake me for giving a **** in either direction, but tricking a noob who's just spent a few bil on gear after joining a game he wants to throw some effort and time into just isn't difficult on the grand scheme of things.

I also don't care what you do IRL.

You ask me to post with my main, firstly; as soon as you create two characters both are alternate to each other, so what's a main? Secondly, What would that change? I'm still me mocking your attempt at pseudo fame just under a name I don't often use in-game.

Thank you for crying it makes all this time I'm using so worth while. Even if you have stolen an orca?[+contents?] you still got angry at nothing but words. My final words as endorsed by CCP's instance that anything goes. Grow up kid.

If he could fly the Orca, he should know better.
Tomcio FromFarAway
Singularity's Edge
#20 - 2012-07-19 21:57:28 UTC
As for the operation itself : "Well played, well played indeed"
As for this post : terrible

Why are you calling him stupid when he's obviously not? ( yeah read the WHOLE story including convos )
Just because someone is inexperienced doesn't mean he's an idiot. You can't really remember that but you were just like him during your noob days. We all were.
His attitude and reactions were very mature. EvE can only benefit from players like him.

And you are suggesting that he is getting everything by buying plexes but the conversations prove the exact opposite.

Why such a negative attitude?
Expected tears but got none so now you are mad?

This could have been such a great story and a great scam but after your posting you simply lost it.
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