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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#21 - 2012-07-19 01:32:49 UTC
U Mad Bro?

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
YuuKnow
The Scope
#22 - 2012-07-19 01:37:15 UTC
This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if

come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears

are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?

yk
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#23 - 2012-07-19 01:43:36 UTC
YuuKnow wrote:
This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if

come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears

are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?

yk


Not just MMOPGs, all of the internet.

The Drake is a Lie
YuuKnow
The Scope
#24 - 2012-07-19 02:21:38 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
Not just MMOPGs, all of the internet.


Oh....Oops Guess I don't swim around many other troll-infested waters.

yk
stoicfaux
#25 - 2012-07-19 03:05:52 UTC
Yo' momma is so loose, that only an Iteron V can satisfy her... her... her... her...

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2012-07-19 03:11:26 UTC
Yo momma so ugly, I jumped on her back and yelled "So this is what it's like to fly a Moa?!"
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#27 - 2012-07-19 03:23:54 UTC
I was trying to salvage this wreck, but then your mum yelled "Get away from me, you perv!"

Star Wars: the Old Republic may not be EVE. But I'll take the sound of dual blaster-pistols over "NURVV CLAOKING NAOW!!!11oneone!!" any day of the week.
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-07-19 13:57:36 UTC
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=680855#post680855

Whole thread-full there, started by CCP Prism X no less.

Tactical destroyers... I'll take a dozen Gallente, please.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-07-19 14:06:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
YuuKnow wrote:
This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if

come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears

are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?

yk


come at me bro: originates from the TV show "Jersey Shore"

you mad bro: orginates from some rapper, the original quote was: "You just mad cuz I'm stylin' on you."

yummie tears: I think this might actually be an eve-specific meme, but I may be wrong.

Spending too much time on the internets, I know....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Zyress
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2012-07-19 14:32:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Zyress
Let's see,
minmatard,
frogs,
squids,
never heard one for Amarrians curriously,
carebear,
pubbie,
nullbear,
u mad bro,
can i haz yo stuffz,
tears of any type.
afk missioner,
afk miner,
leet blobber,
ninja,
griefer,
gate camper,
station camper,
can flipper,
ganker,
sheep,
pets,
newb,
and of course troll,
I'm sure there are more but these come quickly to mind
Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2012-07-19 14:42:01 UTC
You're all nerds...stupid nerds, not the smart ones....
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2012-07-19 14:46:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Karkaroph
Are you feeling low by any chance?

Wait - let me post your name and mock you at a conference.

One sec.... goonswarm go!

[i]I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me.

I, Karkaroph.[/i]
Jafit
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#33 - 2012-07-19 14:49:08 UTC
Your mother is so fat, that she has the sig radius and mass of a Leviathan Titan, with shield extenders, CDFE rigs, and an active microwarp drive. She's also so stupid that she always presses 'jump to' instead of 'bridge to' when she's trying to bridge a fleet. She's also fitted with T1 rigs.

Also I put my battleship in her Ship Maintenance Array last night, if you know what I mean. She even let me put stuff in her corp hangar. She loved it, and I heard she lets everyone else put their ships in there too, blues, neuts, reds... she'll fleet up with anyone.

In other news this is a terrible thread.
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
#34 - 2012-07-19 14:53:00 UTC
Your momma so promiscuous she sees more action than the gate guns at Amamake.

In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse.

Christy D Floyd
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-07-19 15:06:46 UTC
GOON

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2012-07-19 15:07:50 UTC
*snip*

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Wallimiyama
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#37 - 2012-07-19 15:10:13 UTC
Shalia Ripper wrote:
Your father is a Fedo and your mother smells of stale Quafe.


Better to smell like stale Quafe, than stale queef!!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#38 - 2012-07-19 15:28:20 UTC
Yo momma is so fat she needs 2 cynos to move.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-07-19 15:37:47 UTC
Zyress wrote:

never heard one for Amarrians curriously,



Darn profanity filter P

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961

EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody

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Alara IonStorm
#40 - 2012-07-19 15:47:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Edit: I was laughing at the insults so hard I thought this was a thread for jokes. Oops


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