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Internet space ship game... "space therapists" tears (well not really)
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Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
#21 - 2012-07-18 15:44:23 UTC
But has anyone sought space SEX therapy yet?

After all, "therapist" plus a space = "the rapist"

Before you ask, I'm NOT interested in services of any type.

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Lilliana Stelles
#22 - 2012-07-18 15:53:29 UTC
Space Therapist wrote:
well the reason I posted here is because I have had eve mails private chats of people either trolling what i do or having real concerns...

I have tried to address them as best i can.

as far as what I do...well..i have examples in sell orders for that somewhere..I am not here to advertise.

okay examples.. corp mate loses ****...is down in the dumps...someone contacts me...i try to lighten up their loss

corp member contacts me...he wants me to help lighten up a corp mate over some wierd thing he never stops talking about..it's amusement and it lightens them up...

i get role players that want help with blink gambling addictions...BLUE PILL addictions...it goes on (the list)

for the most part it's fun...i like it...yet some people seem to think i am claiming to be a therapist (probably trolls) and I can say it enough...I am not a therapist.

so i wanted to ask in GD...



Once again, the need for the space bartenders has become real. How else do the space professionals ease their troubles?

How about a whisky and quafe zero, dear?

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-07-18 16:00:31 UTC
I'm afraid I have so many deep rooted psychological problems even Freud wouldn't be able to untangle them. P

Bring your possibles.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#24 - 2012-07-18 16:09:20 UTC
thank you for the support and trolls too...lol

yes i do need a therapy support group..

but It is working out well..despite the hurdles.

See my bio for rates and services.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#25 - 2012-07-18 16:10:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Palovana wrote:
But has anyone sought space SEX therapy yet?

After all, "therapist" plus a space = "the rapist"

Before you ask, I'm NOT interested in services of any type.



that comment has lost it's offensiveness and it's luster I am afraid..it has been worn to bits.



My EDIT= I think i got some great input..i'll leave it that. Thanks again.

See my bio for rates and services.
Abditus Cularius
Clancularius Industries
#26 - 2012-07-18 21:43:38 UTC
You get trolled because this is the 3rd or 4th thread you've made, about a "service" where you're paid to roleplay at people.
Sabrina Solette
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2012-07-18 21:52:29 UTC
Space Therapist wrote:
I'll make this simple.

In a game that is advertised as "harsh".
(and as a sandbox)

That allows scamming, piracy and elicit drug manufacturing (all of which I accept and support as components of the game)...including "ganking" (though I do sometimes have mixed feelings about ganking)......

....how or why does "space therapy" become such an issue for some of you?

and please read my bio for the most common concern that I am claiming to be a real life therapist.

I'm not asking for sympathy...I know this is probably the worst occupation for someone in eve. I am just looking for some comments and of course trolls to shed light on my in game career choice.

I am genuinely interested in your comments.




So if I understand you right, you want to be a space therapist.

Now is this RP or for real?

If it's for real you really should think again. How are you going to safeguard information given to you if someone is silly enough to use the service?
Sarah Atkinson
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2012-07-18 22:15:29 UTC
I enjoy the odd bit of roleplay here and there, but my character has no issues and your service is rather expensive.. at least for me.

Good-luck to you though! It's very creative.

Pickles!
Rath Kelbore
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#29 - 2012-07-18 22:19:12 UTC
So if you role play a space therapist and help some one in game.

Does it make the person feel better, or just their character???

I'm confused.

Also, where they having issues or just their character??

If their character is butt hurt, couldn't they just role play their way to happiness? Like pretend everything was perfect?

Now I'm(in game)confused and angry. Can you help?

I plan on living forever.......so far, so good.
San Severina
One Point 0
#30 - 2012-07-18 22:50:45 UTC
I'd just like to say I hate you & if anyone feels they need to speak to a therapist in or out of EvE because they played EvE, they should not be playing EvE.
Sarah Atkinson
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2012-07-18 22:54:36 UTC
San Severina wrote:
I'd just like to say I hate you & if anyone feels they need to speak to a therapist in or out of EvE because they played EvE, they should not be playing EvE.


It's roleplaying..

Pickles!
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#32 - 2012-07-18 22:54:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
Rath Kelbore wrote:
So if you role play a space therapist and help some one in game.

Does it make the person feel better, or just their character???

I'm confused.

Also, where they having issues or just their character??

If their character is butt hurt, couldn't they just role play their way to happiness? Like pretend everything was perfect?

Now I'm(in game)confused and angry. Can you help?



well both.


and i did try..I was unable to reach you...

See my bio for rates and services.
Fairren
HellrisCorp
#33 - 2012-07-19 01:04:06 UTC
Create a character named Stuart Smalley and charge 10mil to tell people they are good enough, smart enough, and dog on it, people like them.
Space Therapist
Better Days Ahead
#34 - 2012-07-19 02:10:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Space Therapist
yes I agree..the floor is open for this sort of thing.

And I am aware that this is eve.


I may have accidentally hit a "nerve" with some people..but I accept that. And manufactured proposals I am sure will ensue at some point with what it is I do. I am seeing my share of some effort.

I will add that my intentions are genuine.

Good Day!

See my bio for rates and services.
MaCoola
Into the Ether
Out of the Blue.
#35 - 2012-07-19 02:37:28 UTC
I love the Space Therapist. I have gifted her services to some corp mates after one gifted me once. I loved it and it was a good time. She tries to help and offers suprisingly good advice. It is refreshing to see creativity that isn't a negative one. Her price is cheap and I really recommend you trying her and seeing for yourself. Yes, it's roleplay, but yes, we are in a game. TwistedTwistedTwisted

I give her 10/10 and look foward to gifting her to more people in need. No, it's not a scam and she used to be 2 mil for 5 mins but when I gifted time to people she always went over and never charged more. She raised the rate but it's still cheap and pretty fun.
Shameless Avenger
Can Preachers of Kador
#36 - 2012-07-19 02:49:24 UTC
Come on guys... let the therapist make a living. His rate is very reasonable IMHO (rate in his bio). Any mission runner can afford that and be treated for PNLSD (Post Ninja Looted Stress Disorder). At least he will listen to the customer and pretend he gives a darn which is way better than what the angry/sad carebear will get on GD.

"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro"
Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#37 - 2012-07-19 03:32:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Quaaid
I think I would excel in this career path:

Client: "I can't believe that happened to my ship!"
Therapist Quaaid: "Aww man, you sound really sad, bro. This concerns me."
Client: "They why did you blow me up???"
Therapist Quaaid: "It's part of the Therapy, you sound really mad, bro. I care for you."
Therapist Quaaid: "Oh, why I got you on, what is your Pod worth to you?"
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