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Hate the Avatar above you

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Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#681 - 2012-07-18 16:15:01 UTC
Your mother must have had a really hard time explaining you.

Bring your possibles.

Sarah Atkinson
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#682 - 2012-07-18 16:42:28 UTC
Your mother was an illiterate kitchen wench with a poor salary!

Pickles!

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#683 - 2012-07-18 17:37:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Telegram Sam
Your horoscope for today:
You are having a hard time coping with the pace of change today -- but it's not as bad as you think! You just need to work harder at using your rather limited powers of intellect. Stick to it for the day, and things should become a little more comprehensible to you!
Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#684 - 2012-07-18 18:45:06 UTC
You bruise easy. You can actually see a vertical line where a Weiner smacked you in the eye.
Sarah Atkinson
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#685 - 2012-07-18 18:50:25 UTC
You described that from personal experience, didn't you?

Pickles!

Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#686 - 2012-07-18 18:52:45 UTC
Sarah Atkinson wrote:
You described that from personal experience, didn't you?



Not really, I think the one we left on you healed nicely.
Lin-Young Borovskova
Doomheim
#687 - 2012-07-18 18:53:41 UTC
[Sarah Atkinson]

Go die you silicon fake Barbie doll

brb

Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#688 - 2012-07-18 20:25:51 UTC
Could you do something about that avatar? It reminds me of Little Miss Helper who always has her hand up in class.
Lyskal Oskold
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#689 - 2012-07-19 01:12:16 UTC
I can't tease you about the line on your face because I have two...

You're terribly rude and I don't think highly of you at all! Good day sir.

"Love is just a chemical, no matter the origin. We give it meaning by choice." - Eleanor Lamb

Goremageddon Box
Guerrilla Flotilla
#690 - 2012-07-19 01:55:42 UTC
Your paleness...
Lord Arakkis
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#691 - 2012-07-19 02:32:12 UTC
If you were the last woman on the planet, had two handfulls of jello, no teeth or inhibitions....id still whack off.

Your still a child in the eyes of the universe

Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#692 - 2012-07-19 02:36:32 UTC
If there were millions of women left on the planet, and you were the only male left to repopulate the world, you'd still be stuck having to whack off.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#693 - 2012-07-19 03:47:10 UTC
how cheap was it?
Bootleg Jack
ACME Mineral and Gas
#694 - 2012-07-19 03:51:58 UTC
Car accident?

I'm an American, English is my second language...

Avril Scorpia
Doomheim
#695 - 2012-07-19 04:27:09 UTC
My eyes! the goggles do nothing!!!
Ivy Romanova
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#696 - 2012-07-19 05:10:02 UTC
Avril Scorpia wrote:
My eyes! the goggles do nothing!!!


you ugly old whore
I hope you sprout 10 cunts between your buttcheeks and get raped by the Village People

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ DAMN THIS    SIGNATURE    IS FANCY ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

Perkin Warbeck
Higher Than Everest
#697 - 2012-07-19 05:44:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Perkin Warbeck
Hey, stick with t*ts!

Eat a f**king sandwich!
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#698 - 2012-07-19 13:37:41 UTC
Perkin Warbeck wrote:
Hey, stick with t*ts!

Eat a f**king sandwich!



Its too late for you old man.

Once the little girl points to the teddy they WILL lock you up.

[i]I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me.

I, Karkaroph.[/i]

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#699 - 2012-07-19 14:25:17 UTC
Someday god will reach down from the clouds and squeeze your pus-filled heart. On that day I will dance. I. Will. Dance.

Bring your possibles.

Dazz Riiiiiiight
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#700 - 2012-07-19 14:37:28 UTC
ill smack that smug look off your face