These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Goonswarm your helpfull player organisation

Author
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#21 - 2012-07-18 17:34:09 UTC
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.


The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.


Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Boudicca Arbosa
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2012-07-18 17:36:23 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.


The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.


Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it.


Because you turds are too easy to goad.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2012-07-18 17:36:58 UTC
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.


The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.


Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it.


Because you turds are too easy to goad.


This is devolving into a play ground argument.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Boudicca Arbosa
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#24 - 2012-07-18 17:39:04 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.


The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.


Then why does this thread even exist someone apparently cared enough to make it.


Because you turds are too easy to goad.


This is devolving into a play ground argument.


My point can play on the swings then.
Zoe Athame
Don't Lose Your Way
#25 - 2012-07-18 17:41:55 UTC
SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.

GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-07-18 17:43:27 UTC
Zoe Athame wrote:
SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.

GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.


Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread!

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Zoe Athame
Don't Lose Your Way
#27 - 2012-07-18 17:46:45 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Zoe Athame wrote:
SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.

GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.


Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread!


Sorry. I'm bad at being stupid.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-07-18 17:48:13 UTC
Zoe Athame wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Zoe Athame wrote:
SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.

GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.


Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread!


Sorry. I'm bad at being stupid.


We can help you with that. Contact one of our recruiters and we'll get to work on you.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp
#29 - 2012-07-18 17:49:47 UTC
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age.


That will be the first day of an endless series of days where a part of your liver gets daily eaten. P
highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2012-07-18 17:50:19 UTC
Yatama Kautsuo wrote:
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
We do have the greatest EVE-related wiki that has been ever created, which holds a metric ****-ton of information - a lot of which is publicly accessible.

We are a very helpful organisation.


maybe helpful OG, but not IG! :P



Goonswarm, and the CFC alike, are very new-player friendly as far as recruits go. There is always a place for everyone.

OP only knows of GSF operations through what they read on the forums or in EN24.

FC, what do?

Zoe Athame
Don't Lose Your Way
#31 - 2012-07-18 17:51:24 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Zoe Athame wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Zoe Athame wrote:
SA members podjump into nullsec on their first day.

GSF is extremely helpful toward these new pilots who have never even played EVE. Give the goons a few weeks and their newbies are already more knowledgeable than any "helpful" carebear corp pilots.


Nooo! Stop! You're getting reason all over a whining thread!


Sorry. I'm bad at being stupid.


We can help you with that. Contact one of our recruiters and we'll get to work on you.


IDK man... since goons aren't really relevant anymore I think I should be looking at other corps.
Rain King
Playing Alone Sucks
#32 - 2012-07-18 17:54:17 UTC
Just cause GSF likes to play the game in every manner possible does not mean that they aren't helpful! Big smile
highonpop
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#33 - 2012-07-18 17:54:24 UTC
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:


My point can play on the swings then.


your point can swing from the tree of ignorance with the rope of idiocy that you just weaved. If GSF was irrelevant to eve, then you obviously don't pay attention to eve.

FC, what do?

Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#34 - 2012-07-18 17:57:55 UTC
Honestly, Goons do a lot to help.

Their websites information on EVE is excellent.

Many of their corps accept noobies and teach them how to PvP.

They bring the most entertaining whine thread to the forums (via whiners).
Lucy Ferrr
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2012-07-18 18:01:39 UTC
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age.


Is this golden age of EVE where we set everyone who could possibly kill a ship blue, then hot drop 1,000 titans on the first non-blue idiot to undock in 0.0? I can't wait.
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#36 - 2012-07-18 18:05:16 UTC
Lucy Ferrr wrote:
Proletariat Tingtango wrote:
One day the pubscum will have the epiphany of a lifetime. They will realize that they are the bad guys. They are cave men and we are Prometheus trying to give them fire, and they will stop shrieking away and throwing ***** and take the torch of knowledge, of enlightenment, that we are trying to pass to them, and Eve will enter a golden age.


Is this golden age of EVE where we set everyone who could possibly kill a ship blue, then hot drop 1,000 titans on the first non-blue idiot to undock in 0.0? I can't wait.


Tell me more about how diplomacy is bad.
Galizur Zageban
Doomheim
#37 - 2012-07-18 18:15:55 UTC
yay... goon supremism Straight
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#38 - 2012-07-18 18:16:35 UTC
Galizur Zageban wrote:
yay... goon supremism Straight


Buck up champ, we forced Nulli out of null-sec and into your faction. They're pretty good.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.

No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#39 - 2012-07-18 18:16:36 UTC
Yatama Kautsuo wrote:
Today I noticed for the first time the little icon in the launcher saying: "Player Organisations - Helpful Corps ingame"

Man, had I a laugh when i saw goonswarm in this list as well... That's pretty bad for new players isn't it CCP? I mean i always find the ZOMG GOONSWARM STOLE MY SECURITY DEPOSIT threads funny and everyone who doesn't 0 research does deserve it, but a newer player may trust (I know, right?) an official "Helpful Corps" list... especially coming from CCP...

So CCP please for the love of noob delete them from the list.

Roll


Hello. I am a new player (2 months). Goonswarm Federation was very helpful to my new player experience. They gave me free ships, skillbooks, implants, isk, access to a variety of web tools like a vast and extensive wiki, mentors, guides and a stellar ship replacement program. What is the problem?

.

Andrey Wartooth
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2012-07-18 18:18:58 UTC
Boudicca Arbosa wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
The filthy pubbie masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if this is all they can come up with to whine about Goons these days.


The filthy Goonswarm masses are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they think anyone here really cares enough to think they're relevant still.


You guys posted this, not us.