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@CCP, VIDEO required: Why do the Gallentians still draw breath?
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Tom Gerard
Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
#1 - 2012-07-18 03:06:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Tom Gerard
In 2008, the Gallente flew a super-carrier into a space station... further more the god damned thing is still ******* burning!!!

Holy **** people, did all the fire fighters die off or are they just ******* incompetent?!! A fire that has lasted FOUR YEARS AND CONTINUES TO BURN yet nobody gets off their fat lazy ass to put the ****** out?

The Gallente need a serious RP kick to the ass, We need a Caldari version of Jack Bauer, who "behind the scenes" murdered hundreds of Gallente terrorists. He should be criminal, he should violate civil rights, he should give the Gallente a good reason to hate Caldari, but he should be effective, he should be bloodthirsty, and he should end the lives of all involved in the attack. Caldari need vengeance, honor demands it. The Caldari if nothing else are an honor driven people.

CCP we need a VIDEO! We need to show the blood debt has been paid, and sure, the Gallente may feel pretty rough about Caldari intervention in their government perhaps slighted enough to put their new badass frigates to use.Faction Warfare needs some of CCP's video love, you guys make epic videos, faction warfare would benefit tons from updated videos.

Now with 100% less Troll.
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2012-07-18 03:09:06 UTC
Not that the Caldari State knows it, but it was the Broker that rammed the station. Also, this would better fit into F&I, not GD.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#3 - 2012-07-18 03:10:10 UTC
We'd just had a large shipment of chicken drumsticks delivered to that station, we thought we'd wait and make sure the chicken was thoroughly cooked before putting out the fires. You need to make sure when cooking chicken you know.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2012-07-18 03:14:34 UTC
Virgil Travis wrote:
We'd just had a large shipment of chicken drumsticks delivered to that station, we thought we'd wait and make sure the chicken was thoroughly cooked before putting out the fires. You need to make sure when cooking chicken you know.


It's the same with pork

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#5 - 2012-07-18 03:22:33 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Virgil Travis wrote:
We'd just had a large shipment of chicken drumsticks delivered to that station, we thought we'd wait and make sure the chicken was thoroughly cooked before putting out the fires. You need to make sure when cooking chicken you know.


It's the same with pork


That's why I prefer a nice bit of steak at a cook out.

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Gun Gal
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2012-07-18 03:52:19 UTC
whelp, the caldari carrier commander did sacrifice his ship by driving into the gallent homeworld, but that was to give the caldari some time to escape caldari prime before it was taken over by the gallent empire.

the caldari, even teaming up with the amarr, would never have be able to take over the gallent, as even if there was a remote possibility of it, the minimatar would join the gallent bandwagon, cause lets face it, the amarr empire and the caldari empire are facists
Lilliana Stelles
#7 - 2012-07-18 03:54:02 UTC
You ever try to put out a magical space fire?
It obviously doesn't need oxygen to burn (being in space), so smothering it doesn't work.
How do you propose putting it out?

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Evander Armistice
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2012-07-18 04:03:18 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Virgil Travis wrote:
We'd just had a large shipment of chicken drumsticks delivered to that station, we thought we'd wait and make sure the chicken was thoroughly cooked before putting out the fires. You need to make sure when cooking chicken you know.


It's the same with pork



That's not pork...
stoicfaux
#9 - 2012-07-18 04:03:41 UTC
a) The fires are a great propaganda tool to keep the Caldari plebes hating the Gallente and not hating their Caldari corporate parasite overlords.
b) The Caldari corporate parasite overlords are cheapskates and won't pay for the fuel to keep the fires burning.
ergo,
The fires are holograms.

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Virgil Travis
Non Constructive Self Management
#10 - 2012-07-18 04:09:24 UTC
Gun Gal wrote:
whelp, the caldari carrier commander did sacrifice his ship by driving into the gallent homeworld, but that was to give the caldari some time to escape caldari prime before it was taken over by the gallent empire.

the caldari, even teaming up with the amarr, would never have be able to take over the gallent, as even if there was a remote possibility of it, the minimatar would join the gallent bandwagon, cause lets face it, the amarr empire and the caldari empire are facists


Chicken, pork or steak?

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Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2012-07-18 04:58:19 UTC
They're all too busy masturbating to their degenerate pornography to do actual work.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Gun Gal
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12 - 2012-07-18 05:11:35 UTC
Virgil Travis wrote:
Gun Gal wrote:
whelp, the caldari carrier commander did sacrifice his ship by driving into the gallent homeworld, but that was to give the caldari some time to escape caldari prime before it was taken over by the gallent empire.

the caldari, even teaming up with the amarr, would never have be able to take over the gallent, as even if there was a remote possibility of it, the minimatar would join the gallent bandwagon, cause lets face it, the amarr empire and the caldari empire are facists


Chicken, pork or steak?



steak, of course Big smile