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2-3 man pvp camp that is impossible for goonswarm (or anyone) to kill
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Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#21 - 2012-07-17 23:20:08 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All these elaborate schemes are banking on the fact we could give a crap about the odd goon getting killed on a gate. I'm mean seriously, we're awful at internet spaceships.

Im just enjoying my immunity from all forms of loss in a pvp sandbox

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Forum Foreplay
#22 - 2012-07-17 23:21:39 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Yes, you need to get the orca in there initially. Done easily with a cloak and a couple of scouts.
Yes its possible to bump the orca off gate, But simply JUMP THE GATE before the orca is bumped off it. With a Teamspeak connection you are able to ensure all parties are aboard the orca before its jump to concord controlled airspace.


The camp is currently successful and is active right now as we speak. Superior forces are being laughed at while this tiny camp of noboies is 100% impossible to kill.



Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

Even a sandbox has borders to keep the sand inside...
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#23 - 2012-07-17 23:22:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Liang Nuren
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All these elaborate schemes are banking on the fact we could give a crap about the odd goon getting killed on a gate. I'm mean seriously, we're awful at internet spaceships.

Im just enjoying my immunity from all forms of loss in a pvp sandbox


You aren't immune to loss. I do actually know how to kill you. I'd be thrilled to give you a demonstration if you want to try that on the Oso / Amamake gate. :)

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
#24 - 2012-07-17 23:22:12 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All these elaborate schemes are banking on the fact we could give a crap about the odd goon getting killed on a gate. I'm mean seriously, we're awful at internet spaceships.

Im just enjoying my immunity from all forms of loss in a pvp sandbox


Or so you think.

I can think of several ways to ruin your day, but honestly, its not worth the effort to hunt down some random lowsec ganker.
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#25 - 2012-07-17 23:22:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Terminal Insanity
Forum Foreplay wrote:

Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

by getting kills and harvesting tears of those who are unable to challenge my godliness.

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2012-07-17 23:24:54 UTC
Liang Nuren wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
All these elaborate schemes are banking on the fact we could give a crap about the odd goon getting killed on a gate. I'm mean seriously, we're awful at internet spaceships.

Im just enjoying my immunity from all forms of loss in a pvp sandbox


You aren't immune to loss. I do actually know how to kill you. I'd be thrilled to give you a demonstration if you want to try that on the Oso / Amamake gate. :)

-Liang


But then he'll just accuse you of blobbing and smugly walk away with his moral victory.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Quaaid
Phoenix Foundry
#27 - 2012-07-17 23:25:04 UTC
You can't dock in the Orca while Scrammed or Webbed. At least, that was that case when I tried this same crap like 2 years ago.
Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#28 - 2012-07-17 23:26:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarsus Zateki
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Forum Foreplay wrote:

Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

by getting kills and harvesting tears of those who are unable to challenge my godliness.


You probably need to pick another alliance to hunt then. Goons are far to busy laughing our asses off at our own idiotic losses to cry. I suggest Against all Authorities or AAA Citizens, they get incredibly butt hurt when you kill them in innovative ways.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Alara IonStorm
#29 - 2012-07-17 23:29:39 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:

But then he'll just accuse you of blobbing and smugly walk away with his moral victory.

That made me smile.
jlangerud
All Ore Nothing
#30 - 2012-07-17 23:33:15 UTC
Waiting patiently for tears from the wanna be pvp'er when a tornado gank fleets blows up his Orca in high sec with his shineys inside. Twisted
Forum Foreplay
#31 - 2012-07-17 23:36:01 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Forum Foreplay wrote:

Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

by getting kills and harvesting tears of those who are unable to challenge my godliness.


No...

You do the standard camp the weaker routine and the minute anything that you can't handle shows up you run away and call the fact that you fled like a yellow dog with your tail between your legs without getting killed a victory.

That is not success, that is you losing the gate and running away. Roll

Even a sandbox has borders to keep the sand inside...
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#32 - 2012-07-17 23:41:52 UTC
Forum Foreplay wrote:
...

Says the person who cant kill me.

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#33 - 2012-07-17 23:46:33 UTC
...not...another...orca...thread...ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz....

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Tarsus Zateki
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#34 - 2012-07-17 23:47:39 UTC
Forum Foreplay wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Forum Foreplay wrote:

Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

by getting kills and harvesting tears of those who are unable to challenge my godliness.


No...

You do the standard camp the weaker routine and the minute anything that you can't handle shows up you run away and call the fact that you fled like a yellow dog with your tail between your legs without getting killed a victory.

That is not success, that is you losing the gate and running away. Roll


This is pretty much par for the course in nearly all PvP in Eve-Online. While his posts stink of hubris he would be an idiot to stick around and fight something that actually stood a chance against him. People who "fight fair" in Eve-Online are just victims that haven't realized it yet.

You asked me once, what was in Room 101. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 101 is the worst thing in the world.
Cactusfrankie
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#35 - 2012-07-17 23:50:46 UTC
So OP, what happens when I shoot your orca first?
Forum Foreplay
#36 - 2012-07-17 23:56:45 UTC
Tarsus Zateki wrote:
Forum Foreplay wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:
Forum Foreplay wrote:

Wait, so you leave the gate, how is that successful, you got run off?

by getting kills and harvesting tears of those who are unable to challenge my godliness.


No...

You do the standard camp the weaker routine and the minute anything that you can't handle shows up you run away and call the fact that you fled like a yellow dog with your tail between your legs without getting killed a victory.

That is not success, that is you losing the gate and running away. Roll


This is pretty much par for the course in nearly all PvP in Eve-Online. While his posts stink of hubris he would be an idiot to stick around and fight something that actually stood a chance against him. People who "fight fair" in Eve-Online are just victims that haven't realized it yet.


All true, but most of us dont call running away a victory...

Even a sandbox has borders to keep the sand inside...
Vincent Athena
Photosynth
#37 - 2012-07-17 23:57:10 UTC
Cactusfrankie wrote:
So OP, what happens when I shoot your orca first?

Perhaps with stealth bombers who locked you all so you got to take the time to store the T3s before jumping?

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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#38 - 2012-07-17 23:58:42 UTC
Vincent Athena wrote:
Cactusfrankie wrote:
So OP, what happens when I shoot your orca first?

Perhaps with stealth bombers who locked you all so you got to take the time to store the T3s before jumping?


You can stow while locked. You just can't get back in the ship.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Garreth Vlox
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#39 - 2012-07-18 00:16:58 UTC
Terminal Insanity wrote:
It is possible to camp a low<>high gate in super expensive tech3 cruisers, and if you are about to die you are guaranteed 100% to escape and never lose your ship. Simply place your ship inside of a neutral orca who's at 0 on gate, and warp your pod away. Your ship will be returned when the superior enemy force leaves.

Enjoy

ROFL, how long do you think that orca is gonna last? Besides who cares about a t3 kill that much, If I see an orca and a T3 on the same gate i'm killing the orca every time.

The LULZ Boat.
Terminal Insanity
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2012-07-18 00:19:24 UTC
Garreth Vlox wrote:

ROFL, how long do you think that orca is gonna last? Besides who cares about a t3 kill that much, If I see an orca and a T3 on the same gate i'm killing the orca every time.

1) forever.
2) I do.
3) come try.

"War declarations are never officially considered griefing and are not a bannable offense, and it has been repeatedly stated by the developers that the possibility for non-consensual PvP is an intended feature." - CCP