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There are some people out there that think that because Eve Online is a game, it shouldn't be taken seriously.

However, your choices in Eve have consequences, and those consequences have an impact on your assets. Assets that you worked damn hard to build up. Assets worth millions, or hundreds of millions - even billions! You value these assets, and you would rather not lose them if you can help it. Your assets are a result of your significant investment of time and resources in this game, and you take that very seriously indeed.

It's all well and good for people to treat Eve as a game, as a joke, but they're usually the ones out there with few assets of their own, while trying to take your hard-earned assets away from you. Usually with extreme force. They have more experience at this than you have at avoiding or preventing them.

That, of course is where OUCH comes in. We understand how serious you are about your own personal investments of time and resources, and so we take our training very, very seriously.

Your time with OUCH is a continued investment into your survival, and the survival of your assets. We teach you:

• how to survive travelling in nullsec
• what dangers to look out for and avoid
• and how to fight

It's that 'how to fight' bit that's pretty important too. Not only do you want to protect your assets by being aware of the dangers out there when you're moving them around, but there will always come a time when you might have to fight to protect them.

OUCH will teach you how to setup combat ships, how to use them appropriately, how to work in fleets with corp-mates, and how to kick ass!

We take ass-kicking very seriously.

So if you're looking for an organisation who takes YOUR investments seriously, then consider joining OUCH today.

In the old days we were all noobs and didn't really have any training program except "go into 0.0 and try to do stuff":

And this is what happens when you just go out there without a clue.

We're still mostly noobs, so how come our killboard now looks like this?

Because we now have a training program.

Join OUCH, and learn how to survive.

OUCH takes nullsec skills seriously, not to suck the fun out of EVE but to show you the excitment EVE has to offer once you're squared away.

Since you are expected to attend training sessions, are restricted to what ships and fits you can fly, and where you can fly and when, it might not be for the casual arcade gamer. But, if you want to explore how adenalin addictive this game can be, it may very well be for you.

OUCH provides null sec survival and small gang PvP training in one place for all, regardless. No fees, No API requirements and no long queues for acceptance into the corp.

All applications are usually processed within 24 hours by our dedicated senior team if not instantly.

So join OUCH now and start to kill more and die less.

A Good Bunch Of MOFO'S

Go on, do it! You'll get more from your game in the long run...

Bounty payment
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2011.10.10 23:35

For your termination of Thums we have paid you the bounty that was set to his head: 75,000,000.00 ISK


^^^
this is why i joined ouch.
I used to be a carebear....for years...had rainbows shooting out of me and everything...i became very bored and almost quit eve.
I decided to try PvP and found OUCH...I never looked back. I found a whole new game...found out what eve was really about...
If your looking for a better eve experience and want to learn some PvP skills you can't go wrong with OUCH

Taking this thread to the top, because it deserves it.

^^ By our boosters and you will see more than rainbows so join OUCH and learn how to live in 0.0 and make others suffer

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